Vladirim Poutine

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Last Active 11-19-15 10:34 am
Joined 11-01-07

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01.02.15 My Humble 2014 Top 1001.15.14 A List
10.19.09 Where'd All The Metal Reviewers Go?08.30.09 Give Me D-beat
06.18.09 Eye Surgery Sucks04.29.09 What I Will Review Soon (list Is Tentat
04.03.09 My Top 5 Most Hated List Types03.28.09 Waiter, There's A Duck In My Soup. ....
03.06.09 Some More Diggs01.22.09 Things To Expect From Me In The Next Fe
12.31.08 A Two Year Toast08.22.08 Moar Late Listening
05.11.08 My Latest Delvings

My Latest Delvings

So, I have been silent in my ratings for awhile. You know what? Go to hell. I am lazy. Even my noexistent cat Muffins says so. Ohhh, you may say he is not there; trust me, she is. Did I contradict myself? Oh well. I digress. Bands I have listened to lately.
1Minus the Bear
Planet of Ice

They have a Botch member, so it was inevitable I would find them. Amazing stuff.
2Cradle of Filth

My old manager was all about these guys' MTV albums, so it took me awhile to get into them. Amazing material in their old albums
Orchestra of Wolves

After diverging into Hardcore, I found several bands; this is one of them. Highly recommend this album to everyone.
4Novembers Doom
The Novella Reservoir

After seeing a review for this, I checked it out. Punishing riffs, fantastic vocals. One of my new favorites.

Classic, classic, classic. If there is one things these guys have down, it is atmosphere; guitars are a close second. Highly recommend.
The Fire in our Throats Will Beckon...

Easily the most amazing hour of instrumental music I have ever heard. Beautiful melodies and awesome compositions.
7High on Fire
Death is This Communion

After seeing they were on Gigantour (which I did not go to because I am lazy), I checked them out. Their harmonies are amazing.
8Anaal Nathrakh

The most extremely brutal thing I have ever heard. Words cannot describe the level of noise these guys create.

I had not heard of them at all until a news article, but I am extremely glad I checked them out. One of the most creative things I have ever heard.
10Blotted Science
The Machinations of Dementia

One of the most varied albums to grace my ears, the technicality on this album is at a level that I am surprised it turned out so amazingly.
11Streetlight Manifesto
Somewhere In The Between

My happy music! The only album to ever get me singing along.
12Porcupine Tree

Fantastic material, regardless of what you want to call them. Everyone should give them a chance.
Storm of the Lights Bane

Another amazing classic in Black Metal. Everyone should check this out if they have not already.

Props to The_Wizard for introducing me to these guys; really unique stuff. Reminds me of Botch, so of course, I love them.
15Fair to Midland
Fables From a Mayfly

Again with the unique music. These guys have something serious going; perhaps the new SOAD; hopefully without the later career suck.

Punishing Swedish Death Metal. I cannot get enough of the opening track (NO, not the intro). One of my favorite music transitions on that song.
The Blue

Simple name, amazing music. Worth a look from everyone.

They are my heavy Agalloch. I could listen to these guys while performing any action. All their material is great.
The Shape of Punk to Come

Absolute classic in Hardcore. Should be listened to by all fans of Hardcore.
20 Kittens

I like cats. There. I said it. No, this is not an album; merely my expression of my fondness for felines.
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