Balerion
06.15.14 | I never do. birth control is a wonderful thing. |
Azn.
06.15.14 | feelsgoodman |
RoyalImperialGuard
06.15.14 | #shootingblanks |
chemicalmarriage
06.15.14 | "Never pull out"
the battle cry of father's day |
JesusMilosovic
06.15.14 | Did Ian Watkins pull out? |
Keyblade
06.15.14 | Aww yess Lycia |
TheSpaceMan
06.15.14 | the only thing worse than pulling out is using condoms
I thank the lord every night for giving us the pill |
TheSpaceMan
06.15.14 | though if I'm having sex with some bitch I barely know, my dick is gonna be wrapped, no questions asked |
RoyalImperialGuard
06.15.14 | Condoms are the worst invention of all time. |
TheSpaceMan
06.15.14 | like I've said before, sex with a condom is like covering your tongue in saran wrap before you indulge on a lobster dinner |
Trebor.
06.15.14 | nah condoms are fine dude, you last longer too |
EyesWideShut
06.15.14 | those Lifestyles SKYN condoms are the only ones that i dont mind |
bakkermaarten007
06.15.14 | I always use condoms just to be safe.
Haha, who am I kidding. |
TheSpaceMan
06.15.14 | "you last longer too"
eh yeah but you can also last longer by pumping numbing agents into your jimmy, I'd rather feel the sex though |
RoyalImperialGuard
06.15.14 | Fuck condoms. I'd rather go a year and a half without getting laid then use one. No strange for me. One girl, no condom, that's the life. |
Wolfhorde
06.15.14 | Wait, is it already time again to prove pathetic classifications of masculinity? Damn. |
JesusMilosovic
06.15.14 | If I had to use a condom to last longer, I'd kill myself. |
RoyalImperialGuard
06.15.14 | #bancondoms |
ScuroFantasma
06.20.14 | Nice Eragon reference bro |
RoyalImperialGuard
06.20.14 | Fuck, I love that series so much and I'm not ashamed. I need the 5th book. Like...now. |
NordicMindset
06.20.14 | Space cadet... pull out |
TheSpaceMan
06.20.14 | pulling out is basically like not inhaling weed
you're doing it wrong |
L4titudes
06.20.14 | ewww sex is gross |
Emim
06.20.14 | Arya is beast |
ScuroFantasma
06.20.14 | "I need the 5th book. Like...now"
There's a 5th book?!?!?
The Inheritance series is great dude, the movie was so fucking dissapointing though. |
Emim
06.20.14 | I don't know if he's even started a fifth book. Pretty sure he was taking some time off from writing. |
