Satellite
05.28.14 | if that's not code for "i'm about to fuck a black guy" then i don't know what is |
someguest
05.28.14 | sorry dude she's on her way over right now |
RoyalImperialGuard
05.28.14 | It's not you, it's her. Or is it the other way around........... |
CrimsonLies
05.28.14 | Sorry to hear man. |
someguest
05.28.14 | "She used the 'It's not you, it's me' line on me. THAT'S MY LINE!" |
Kman418
05.28.14 | dont be a baby about it |
DominionMM1
05.28.14 | "if that's not code for "i'm about to fuck a black guy" then i don't know what is"
lol
|
deathschool
05.28.14 | Damn man. Shit sucks. I was on the same deal a couple years ago. You'll get through it man. |
silentstar
05.28.14 | revel in the fact that you can now connect to 90% of the userbase on a very personal level |
Satellite
05.28.14 | 90% of users had a chick leave them for a well-endowed african-american? |
someguest
05.28.14 | since when is 90% of this site from Flint |
Thunderkat
05.28.14 | She was cheating |
Itwasthatwas
05.28.14 | it seems like a bizarrely prevalent fear |
deathschool
05.28.14 | Come on guys. Stop being shitty. |
danielito19
05.28.14 | "(she lives 3hrs away)"
some people have a lot of trouble with distance brother |
someguest
05.28.14 | just have coitus with another broad and you'll forget about this one |
Judio!
05.28.14 | Sorry to hear, bro :[ Hope you find a better gf soon. |
Satellite
05.28.14 | this isn't dr. phil deathschool (but you're probably right) |
Inveigh
05.28.14 | the 3 hours thing only lends credence to Satty's obviously correct black guy theory |
wayfaringstranger
05.28.14 | lmao no all these comments are makin me feel better. thanks guys. someguest dont take it easy on her |
someguest
05.28.14 | what were the forefathers thinking |
someguest
05.28.14 | oh I won't
don't worry chicks leave their 'man' for me all the time |
Hyperion1001
05.28.14 | gr8 thread |
fallenbird
05.28.14 | Bitches, man... |
PunchforPunch
05.28.14 | nice list bro keep up the good work |
wayfaringstranger
05.28.14 | word
shes texting me now like "lets be friends" |
someguest
05.28.14 | yeah she won't put the phone down
I guess it's a good thing you can't type with your mouth |
Satellite
05.28.14 | "why would ANYONE want to be friends?"
in keeping with the seinfeld quoting itt |
someguest
05.28.14 | "I actually care." |
Skull917
05.28.14 | Sounds to me like she was just making excuses
Here's a nice song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idfv4wyWfSs |
Inveigh
05.28.14 | this whole thing reminds me of Oceanic without the incest |
silentstar
05.28.14 | "shes texting me now like "lets be friends"
tell her that your sputnik friends are all you need |
Satellite
05.28.14 | you should fuck her dad |
fallenbird
05.28.14 | @silentstar: Best response |
wayfaringstranger
05.28.14 | "tell her that your sputnik friends are all you need"
she gon learn today |
Skull917
05.28.14 | She's texting you "to be friends". Oh man, she's even fucking with you..Smash her face in! |
Satellite
05.28.14 | go away, the adults are talking |
fallenbird
05.28.14 | She'll come back for the D eventually, don't worry about it. |
someguest
05.28.14 | it's that male bonding |
Satellite
05.28.14 | you're nothing if not a true friend cone |
KotoFtw
05.28.14 | Jams are appropriate. |
ShadowRemains
05.28.14 | "if that's not code for "i'm about to fuck a black guy" then i don't know what is"
laughed a little bit too much at this
also...
George: "It's not you, it's me.... You're giving me the 'It's not you, it's me' routine? I invented 'It's not you, it's me.' Nobody tells me it's them, not me. If it's anybody, it's me."
Gwen: "Alright, George, it's you."
George: "You're damn right it's me." |
Satellite
05.28.14 | happy pappy? |
ShadowRemains
05.28.14 | also someguest killin' it in here as usual |
Thibs
05.28.14 | did she have nice boobs? |
wayfaringstranger
05.28.14 | i guess |
ShadowRemains
05.28.14 | lol what kind of response is that
it's either yes or no |
wayfaringstranger
05.28.14 | bro it is like this they weren't fantastic but they weren't bad neither |
Thibs
05.28.14 | shity then. you'll find others |
Kman418
05.28.14 | why werent you fucking her dad in the first place like...????? |
wayfaringstranger
05.28.14 | didn't have my priorities straight i suppose |
Calc
05.28.14 | "that she's tired of feeling guilty for not making me happy."
"yet she was"
she's cheatin on ya homie. |
greencorn5
05.28.14 | I'm from Flint, gf still hasn't left me for a black guy. Stereotype busted. |
deathschool
05.28.14 | You should fuck her dad [2] |
wayfaringstranger
05.28.14 | 'she's cheatin on ya homie.'
alas. i gotta keep on rollin |
deathschool
05.28.14 | That's the spirit. Now get at her dad. Seriously though man. You'll be alright. Shout things in my shout box if you want. |
wayfaringstranger
05.28.14 | thanks dude. yeah it'll be aight. |
intotheshit
05.28.14 | Yes, shout things in is shout box.
If that doesn't sound like a weird new fetish....
Best solution?
Kill her and fuck her dead body. |
osmark86
05.28.14 | sorry about that, but I'm pretty sure "for no reason at all" isn't correct. we all have our reasons. there will be others mate. |
Matthaios
05.28.14 | Sounds like there was more to her situation than what she said. Either way, I feel bad for ya. Jeff Buckley should hopefully make you feel better. |
avonbarksdale221
05.28.14 | you should fuck her dad [3] |
Devastator
05.28.14 | Jam Jane Doe. |
Kman418
05.28.14 | we got through 67 comments without someone recing jane doe guys i'd say that's probably a new record |
deathschool
05.28.14 | Hahahaha. He should though. |
Dolving999
05.28.14 | That's rough man. Best advice I can give you is move on.
And also, as Devastator pointed out, jam Jane Doe by Converge. Seriously, dude. It's literally the best time of your life to listen to that record. |
Deathconscious
05.28.14 | "that she's tired of feeling guilty for not making me happy."
i smell poopshit. |
Devastator
05.28.14 | J
A
N
E
D
O
E
You might not have slightest idea what he is screaming about but it just connects with you man...... Like yeah. |
deathschool
05.28.14 | He has Jane Doe rated guys. |
undertakerpt
05.28.14 | Good idea - spider man
Bad idea - heroin addict man |
PappyMason
05.28.14 | You know what you gotta do...
http://youtu.be/lIiFnWH1ntY |
DikkoZinner
05.28.14 | Drink a few cold beers |
ncguitar
05.28.14 | take a dump in her mouth |
IronGiant
05.28.14 | the only thing worse than going through a breakup is going through one alone. don't push away friends or family that try to talk to you and help even though you're not in the best mood, understandably. talk it out with someone, share how you feel. it relieves so much stress and provides some closure. good luck man, feel better |
evilford
05.28.14 | jam gorguts it'll make you feel better |
MO
05.28.14 | well what's done is done, suck it up and move on
"jam gorguts it'll make you feel better"
also this. hard |
ConorIsNotHere
05.28.14 | Ask yourself this: what would Andcas do in this situation? |
North0House2
05.28.14 | I know the feeling bro. My girl just called it quits totally out of the blue last Friday. Didn't see it coming at all. I saw her on Tuesday and she was happy and affectionate and things seemed great. She told me that I "liked nature too much" and was "too introverted."
Lol, oh well.
But I know it sucks. Just jam some cool Midwest Emo or something. |
MO
05.28.14 | "She told me that I "liked nature too much"
well that's weird |
guitarded_chuck
05.28.14 | jam gorguts and lift weights
it is impossible to not feel better after such an experience |
Skoj
05.28.14 | Delete Facebook, hit the gym, lawyer up |
wayfaringstranger
05.28.14 | what would andcas do. man i should ponder that one
@skoj and guitarded, thanks guys. i gym almost every day anyways. play soccer for club too, i'm pretty active in that regard.
northhouse, sorry to hear that man, I understand what you're going through. shit sucks, but it's gonna be alright in the long run.
and yeah, jammin jane doe is definitely a good idea. thanks for all the advice and such guys. |
DikkoZinner
05.28.14 | "jam gorguts and lift weights"
This. Go with "Considered Dead". |
tcat84
05.28.14 | "what is this salty discharge?!"
|
danielito19
05.28.14 | if she ever approaches you asking to get back together don't do it. you need to permanently close the door on this, and don't let anyone open it. |
deathschool
05.28.14 | Daniel's right I think. Getting back together after a breakup is usually pretty shitty. |
Greyvy
05.28.14 | your girlfriend dumped you because you don't eat ass. I guarantee it. |
wayfaringstranger
05.28.14 | if only i'd known sooner. i could have learned the ways |
YakNips
05.28.14 | look at pics of Obama eating snowcones they'll teach you how to eat ass |
calgarydude12
05.28.14 | Sorry duder. listen to Love Let Me Go- More Than Life and bawl your eyes out |
CalculatingInfinity
05.28.14 | That's awful man, I almost lost my GF today as well although it was more my fault then her's. Hope you get better :] |
Trebor.
05.28.14 | Just do drugs every day like I do |
Relinquished
05.28.14 | "My girl just called it quits totally out of the blue last Friday"
damn dude again?? sorry to read that |
Trebor.
05.28.14 | "She told me that I "liked nature too much" and was "too introverted.""
Dude that's fucked, you're better off
|
North0House2
05.28.14 | "damn dude again?? sorry to read that"
Yeah, but no worries. Now that I'm single, I've been able to see that she REALLY wasn't up my alley anyway. I need some hippie girl, that's more compatible with me.
"Dude that's fucked, you're better off"
Yeah it really surprised me to be honest, because I'm quite social... and what's wrong with loving nature? lol. |
DominionMM1
05.28.14 | "liked nature too much"
what does this even mean? |
AtomicShane
05.28.14 | he fucks trees |
Trebor.
05.28.14 | Translation: your attention isn't towards me 100% of the time |
beefshoes
05.28.14 | "if she ever approaches you asking to get back together don't do it. you need to permanently close the door on this, and don't
let anyone open it."
^ You're better off without a girl than being with someone who isn't into you because it'll just be torture for both parties. The
second go is always shitty, and the sex is demeaning too.
Go hang with friends, put more effort into hobbies/pickup hobbies, and watch weird porn. College helped me through my last
breakup. I got really serious about academics and I've made straight As both semesters.
Tl;dr: Just rediscover passions and forge new ones.
|
Spec
05.28.14 | She's cheating hard. |
North0House2
05.28.14 | " "liked nature too much"
what does this even mean?"
Hahaha I have absolutely no idea. I've been trying to piece it together for days. I guess she likes cities and I personally dislike them? |
wayfaringstranger
05.28.14 | thats total bs dude. i know exactly what you're goin through though. first day out and while it hurts i'm realizing that i deserve better. |
MMX
05.28.14 | "She's cheating hard."
Second this
Sounds like she wasn't happy or she was just being a bitch
Sputs here for you |
North0House2
05.28.14 | " thats total bs dude. i know exactly what you're goin through though. first day out and while it hurts i'm realizing that i deserve better."
Yeah but it's alright. It doesn't last forever. Sorry you're going through the same crap man. But yeah, I'm only 4 or so days on now and I'm feeling a lot better. There are a lot of cool chicks out there, so at least you can look forward to meeting even better ones. |
LambsBread
05.28.14 | I'd say sorry but that means nothing. What you need is a good kick in the ass. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and don't be
sad. I know it's easier said than done, but as soon as you find another girl you will be over her entirely, keep that in mind and
don lie to yourself about "she's the only one" and all that nonsense |
North0House2
05.28.14 | Yeah man, itches suck. |
wayfaringstranger
05.29.14 | @north, yeah man, definitely, there's more than just her. even as perfect as you think someone is for you, there's still others who may be the same or even better in that regard. keep your head up man, i will as well.
@lambsbread, thanks man, you're definitely right. no point in moping about, gotta get out there and do things and find better |
someguest
05.29.14 | You should have mentioned she could queef on command in here. I wouldn't have left my mouth open so long. |
TheSpaceMan
05.29.14 | dude I havent read any of the comments but you just gotta know that you're than man and she fucked up so dont talk to her again and show that bitch whos better off without the relationship
trust me the situation seems awful and you're not gonna wanna wake up for days (been there before) but just show em whos boss |
danielito19
05.29.14 | is queefing on command even a good thing? |
someguest
05.29.14 | No, but basic reading comprehension is. |
Trebor.
05.29.14 | lol |
Kman418
05.29.14 | ok if you're going to be a baby about it at least do it while listening to snowing or the brave little abacus or other good crybaby music |
demigod!
05.29.14 | sorry bro but im sure there was some kinda reason
|
Kman418
05.29.14 | actually no just listen to modern baseball they're the ultimate crybaby band |
Trebor.
05.29.14 | Last girl that broke up with me I was sad but it didn't hit me right away because I stayed in bed all day for two days and marathoned house of cards, and after I finished the last episode I realized I had nothing left and was alone and it hit me really hard
To make a long story short, at least you aren't Treb |
demigod!
05.29.14 | declare a personal holiday |
someguest
05.29.14 | Go fart in church. |
Trebor.
05.29.14 | so you can take my page right of your phone book
burn my seven digits to ashes
i won't be attending any of your classes
write another song as this day passes |
Kman418
05.29.14 | seriously can't think of anything more pathetic than crying to modern baseball |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.29.14 | Lil B - Discography |
wayfaringstranger
05.29.14 | i don't think i've ever listened to modern baseball. oh well |
someguest
05.29.14 | good. your next gf will probably want your testicles intact. |
wayfaringstranger
05.29.14 | she texted me again tonight trying to make things work as friends. i cut off all contact whatsoever. feels shitty but i know its for the best |
someguest
05.29.14 | women think they can have it both ways
ps they can't |
Nud
05.29.14 | Fuck friends man it doesn't work. Cease all contact |
wayfaringstranger
05.29.14 | yeah i did. it seems really weird to get rid of someone who's been the main part of my life for so long but hey. life man |