TheSpaceMan
05.21.14 | didnt even get the speeding ticket m/ |
Relinquished
05.21.14 | great story would read again |
Relinquished
05.21.14 | "car perpetually smells like a blunt"
my sports car's the same lol |
YakNips
05.21.14 | wow |
demigod!
05.21.14 | nice save |
DikkoZinner
05.21.14 | Littering and littering and...... |
BMDrummer
05.21.14 | "hey what's up"
Best greeting to a cop ever. |
Chortles
05.21.14 | lol holy shat |
SirDrumsalot
05.21.14 | Cool story Hansel. |
Trebor.
05.21.14 | ridin dirty |
TalonsOfFire
05.21.14 | Very entertaining story, I'm so glad I've never been pulled over |
Mongi123
05.21.14 | Now that's a story! Lol how the hell did you manage to weasel your way out of that I do not know :D |
Calc
05.21.14 | "Cop disappears into his car and masturbates for an hour like they usually do after they take your info."
lol
"a female cop spawned out of nowhere asking for my buddies ID"
LOL!!! |
ShitsofRain
05.21.14 | nice one |
Kman418
05.21.14 | should have fined your ass hard if you drink and drive you deserve to have someone take a sledge to the engine of you car |
PappyMason
05.21.14 | Nice.
What you up to at 3 am?
....Basketball.
Quality. |
TheSpaceMan
05.21.14 | lmao we didnt even have a ball on us
@kman418 Jesus Christ you better be fucking joking, I had like three beers |
KriegdemKriege
05.21.14 | Best list I've read on this site. I loled multiple times.
It's a good thing the officer was hot as fuck. |
Kman418
05.21.14 | why would i be joking |
Penlord
05.21.14 | gr8t story pretty much same thing happened to me a week or two ago but we were parked at a school at like 3 in the morning |
Greyvy
05.21.14 | some people can drive perfectly fine drunk |
Chortles
05.21.14 | 3 beers gets u slizered |
Mongi123
05.21.14 | Any beer in your system is drunk to some cops but yea if you have a normal build or if your a big guy three beers doesn't do that much to you. |
Kman418
05.21.14 | yeah i really don't give a shit or take back anything i said its pretty fuckin clear from this list you were in no sort of state to be driving and driving drunk/generally under the influence is probably one of the most dangerous irresponsible and stupid things you can do and i have no sympathy for people who do |
MuhNamesTyler
05.21.14 | They probably planted a tracking device on your car. You bein watched foo |
MuhNamesTyler
05.21.14 | I had a friend get a DUI and an MIP just for one sip of a beer and yes I mean literally one sip |
NordicMindset
05.21.14 | just interested as how hot the cop was |
Kman418
05.21.14 | he was so ok to drive he had 3 beers and half an ounce of weed and pain killers in his system and wasn't wearing a seatbelt and didn't have his registration on him and was going 51 in a 25 zone |
ZombicidalMan
05.21.14 | his buddy had pain killers, not him
I completely agree he shouldn't have been driving, but TBH it was a funny story that happened at 3AM when most people aren't out and about. No need to ruin the thread over it |
TheSpaceMan
05.21.14 | lol Kman
1. I was wearing a fucking seatbelt when I was driving, its a habit for almost anyone
2. why the fuck would a half o of weed sitting in my car impair my driving? you're basically retarded right there but Im gonna keep going
3. not having my registration isn't even that big of a deal, again why the fuck would it cause me to crash?
4. try driving 25 mph for more than 2 minutes while listening to zep (wait till you're old enough to drive though please)
5. yeah I wouldn't be driving with kids in my car under those conditions, but seriously two cops pulled me over and thought I checked out... thats not not enough for ya? |
Relinquished
05.21.14 | kman lrn2read b4 judging. you're technically right but this dude doesn't seem like after slowly getting off his buzz/high in 3 AM would cause damage. |
TheSpaceMan
05.21.14 | I agree that I woulda definitely been nailed with a DUI if they breathalyzed, but I'm not gonna be failing a sobriety test just from a few beers that were half outta me by that point anyways...
cops can slap a crime on anyone if they really wanted to, there are so many whack laws I bet you don't even know about like how its illegal to hang shit off your rear-view or having to wait 3 seconds after stopping for a 'right-on-red' |
Kman418
05.21.14 | i read that you'd smoked half an ounce of weed sorry but you clearly stated you'd been smoking too so i really don't see how the specific amount would make a difference
the registration thing was more just about being generally irresponsible/unprepared while driving but obviously that wouldn't actually make you more likely to crash yeah
also im actually staring at my car keys and license about a foot and a half away from me on my desk but you guys can continue to make blind assumptions. its not like it takes someone old enough to drive to be able to figure out how stupid driving under the influence is anyways but yeah.
whatever though this clearly isn't going anywhere just don't be stupid and run over someone cause you got into a car when you were fucked up |
Relinquished
05.21.14 | "i really don't see how the specific amount would make a difference"
you would if you tried |
Kman418
05.21.14 | if im still coming here after i leave high school please fucking beat me up |
Relinquished
05.21.14 | : ( |
MuhNamesTyler
05.21.14 | You'll probs be on here more after high school haha |
MuhNamesTyler
05.21.14 | after all your dreams have been crushed |
KriegdemKriege
05.22.14 | For the record, I agree with Kman. Driving under any influence is pretty irresponsible.
I enjoyed the story though, and think it's rad you didn't get busted. |
Avagantamos
05.22.14 | 4/5 story nice job |
Duckman118
05.22.14 | I also agree with Kman, you can't really make an argument against him. But this story was pretty damn funny.
Would read again. |
Avagantamos
05.22.14 | I pretty much only drive on weed, but I hardly ever drink anyway |
wacknizzle
05.22.14 | Weed has never impaired my driving, I usually end up driving slower and more cautious. Having 2 or 3 drinks, then waiting an hour or so to sober up should be enough for a good driver perfectly fine to drive.
But seriously be careful about driving around with alot of weed in the car, hide that shit in the trunk. I'd never be under those conditions carrying weed and a scale in my car, that's risky as fuck. Glad they felt you were okay to drive and that you didn't get any tickets, just learn to be more careful next time, you definitely got lucky. |
climactic
05.22.14 | if this is actually how it went down then you witnessed an act of god |
wacknizzle
05.22.14 | I remember when I was 17 I got pulled over with 4 friends in the car all of us stoned and a pound of weed in the trunk, and all the cop had to say was 'remove that spongebob squarepants airfresher from your rearview mirror'. Got so lucky lol, that shit was tight. |
Avagantamos
05.22.14 | ^ LOLOL |
Trebor.
05.22.14 | "3 beers? you still would've probably been arrested for a dui."
lol if you blow a .08 after three beers you be a pussy ass bitch |
ShadowRemains
05.22.14 | should've banged her |
mindleviticus
05.22.14 | you know none of this would even happen if you all just drive the speed limit |
Relinquished
05.22.14 | but are you glad he didn't |
MuhNamesTyler
05.22.14 | Idk. Black and white guy in the same car drivin around a sketch neighborhood |
Avagantamos
05.22.14 | driving the speed limit sucks ass |
TalonsOfFire
05.22.14 | Good thing no one actually does, not even close. At least where I live near Boston everyone drives at least 10-15+ above |
Avagantamos
05.22.14 | people are slow as shit in my city. get's annoying |
someguest
05.22.14 | It's time to limit your computer time at the mental health center, TheSpaceMan. |
TheSpaceMan
05.22.14 | they only give me 20 minutes a day, and the best porn sites are blocked anyways ): |
Deathconscious
05.22.14 | "Cop disappears into his car and masturbates for an hour like they usually do after they take your info."
lol |
ScarlettPimpernail
05.22.14 | Lol at 11 |
TheSpaceMan
05.22.14 | yeah man koneechiwah, our cops are surprisingly lenient over here |
BigBlob
05.22.14 | wow you sound like a bellend |
TheSpaceMan
05.22.14 | wow you sound like such a cool guy |
BigBlob
05.22.14 | 100% correct. wow you're good at this |
BigPleb
05.22.14 | Lol, great fucking story man. |
MuhNamesTyler
05.22.14 | Everybody's always tryin to keep a brotha down |
TheHamburgerman
05.22.14 | Fuck the police, right? |
someguest
05.23.14 | I really like The Police. Great band. |
PowerBlitz
05.28.14 | Legendary dude. |
DikkoZinner
05.28.14 | Blast some "Bodycount" |
Syne
05.28.14 | i'm going to school in willimantic next year |
TheSpaceMan
05.28.14 | eastern? |
titanslayer
05.28.14 | I used to have a job catering and I got pulled over while I was on the job. My boss wasn't too happy... |
deathschool
05.29.14 | This is fantastic. |
LambsBread
05.29.14 | You must be Chip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ3dk6KAvQM |
Cygnatti
05.29.14 | awesome, man. but like yeah, you really should've deserved some kind of repercussions. but who knows, this could be to make up for all the kids that do get fined/arrested for minor shit. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
05.29.14 | "Luckily she?s hot as fuck"
wow so lucky not sure how this would have went down if she wasn't! |
Cygnatti
05.29.14 | ^^^^ |
LambsBread
05.29.14 | I SAID.
You must be Chip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ3dk6KAvQM
where are the lols? |
Cygnatti
05.29.14 | omg, I wish I watched tv...
considering getting netflix sometime. |
TheSpaceMan
05.29.14 | being interrogated by a babe and not a police butch was the one positive side of the situation, until
god decided to intervene |
ZippaThaRippa
05.29.14 | "Hey, what's up?"
Priceless. I'm assuming you got off because you weren't what they were looking for haha |
TheSpaceMan
05.29.14 | they thought I was hustling dope or something, when they looked into my car they saw an umbrella, some McDoubles wrappers and my gf's scarf and realized I'd be a waste of time to search... a half ounce of weed isn't the score they were looking for so its not like they missed out |
DirEnRefused
05.29.14 | great job speeding stoned and getting away with it, you're a credit to society. |
LambsBread
05.29.14 | " I was going 51 mph in a 25" yeah thats dumb you are going to kill a kid or a pet you punk |
TheSpaceMan
05.29.14 | great job having a shitty user name, you're a credit to this website :D |
MMX
05.29.14 | A Cop pulled me over once in front of my house
"Son where are you going?"
"Home"
"Where's that?"
I point to my left
He asks for my information and I hand it over, asks if the car is registered and somehow took my word for it. Cop disappears into his car and masturbates for an hour like they usually do after they take your info. His cop lights and the suspense are pushing my cardiovascular system to its limit
"Why are you not in school"
"Senior, Open Periods"
Hands my stuff back and drives away |
someguest
05.29.14 | Who the fuck was Dillenger? |
DirEnRefused
05.29.14 | my shitty username won't get someone killed, lol. for the sake of some poor fucker other than yourself, don't pull that shit again. |
TheSpaceMan
05.29.14 | okay I wont I promise |
TheSpaceMan
05.29.14 | @someguest lol oops |
Syne
05.29.14 | yes eastern! |
VeuyujenfrahQuarYARK
05.29.14 | DICKEnRefused |
Rawmeeth38
03.31.15 | post of the year |
Tunaboy45
03.31.15 | legend |
Avagantamos
03.31.15 | great bump |
Spec
10.29.23 | Bumping this absolute stallion of a list. |
evilford
10.29.23 | Lmfao
Haven't seen this before I dont think. Best story I've heard all day. Fuck the police |
Storm In A Teacup
10.29.23 | One of the 4 times i got pulled over this year i spoke first and exclaimed "i thought for sure i could beat that light" and they laughed and called me an upstanding citizen and let me go |
evilford
10.29.23 | Lol
"You white, gtfoh" |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.29.23 | >Fuck the police
like the hot chick hes talking about? giggity |
pizzamachine
10.29.23 | Ty classic list |
fogza
10.29.23 | "you know none of this would even happen if you all just drive the speed limit"
[2] |
Spec
10.29.23 | too difficult to remember what the speed limit is when im wasted |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.29.23 | hooked up with that cop
Pulled Out Last Night |