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05.11.14 Worst Albums By Acclaimed Metal Bands12.03.13 The Finest Hours Of Black/Death Metal

Worst Albums By Acclaimed Metal Bands

These are some of the worst moments from some of the best metal bands. I looked for low rrratings, specifically ranything below a 2/5, even if I disagree personally. I'm sure I'm missing a rrfew, tell me.rIn no order.
1Metallica
St. Anger


I actually don't hate this one, mainly because I have actually listened to the entire thing, unlike any of you. "My World" just kicks ass.
2Metallica
Load


"Liek, OMG, metalica leik totz sold out!!!!!!11 tis is liek pop muzic, dis soundz leik britney spears!! lulz ;p
3Metallica
ReLoad


Same as above
4Megadeth
Risk


Okay, this one actually does suck. But, hey, it's cool when Megadeth does it, right? They've still stayed true to their thrash roots, ey guys? Hypocrites.
5Black Sabbath
Forbidden


Another one I don't really hate, but the opening track, "The Illusion Of Power," is one of the most atrocious things I've ever heard. The rest is just boring.
6Slayer
Diabolus In Musica


Slayer trying nu-metal. Some good tracks, some bad tracks.
7 Morbid Chapel
Illud Divinum Insanus


Marylin Manson, is that you?
8Entombed
Same Difference


A Swedish death metal act releasing a grunge album. Look at the review I wrote for it.
9Destruction
The Least Successful Human Cannonball


I haven't heard this one in years and I cant recall any specific reason on disliking it, but I remember disliking it. Good lord, that rating is terrible.
10Bathory
Octagon


Sounds like Anal Cunt, but not as funny.
11Bad Brains
God Of Love


It's not really that bad, it's just generic reggae. The title is worse than the album content.
12Celtic Frost
Cold Lake


If I remember correctly, this was just hair metal, which certainly is enough for a critical thrashing.
13Queensryche
Dedicated To Chaos


It sounds like freaking Coldplay.
14Pantera
Metal Magic


Okay, maybe this one doesn't count, as Pantera was just a bunch of high school juniors in a mediocre hair metal act, but 250+ people have voted for this, so...
15Queensryche
Frequency Unknown


The Q Gang released two massive stinkers in less than two years.
16Judas Priest
Demolition


I've never heard it, but all I hear about this one is complete negativity.
17 Diamond Head
What's In Your Head?


My best friend, in particular, was livid back in 2007.
18Cryptopsy
The Unspoken King


It's not that bad, guys. 3/5.
19Van Halen
Van Halen III


Halen is probably the least metal act on this list, but Jesus in a sack, this album is awful.
20 Burzum
Daudi Baldrs


"40 minutes of a crazed neo-nazi, church burning murderer playing a toy piano." In prison, nonetheless.
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