TheSpirit
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Last Active 07-27-16 12:31 am
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07.23.16 TheSpirit's TwoThousand666Teen So Far07.22.16 Bandcamp Ramp(age)
07.17.16 black metal: the beautiful and the abra 06.15.16 Top Tier DM Digs
06.02.16 Cradle of Filth ranked/300 lists/20,00005.02.16 TwoThousandandCore
03.14.16 Build Your Own: Black Metal Band03.13.16 A List of Fcuking Black Metal
02.24.16 TheSpirit's Black Metal 100 Pt.502.18.16 I'm (not) a Satanist
02.04.16 Black Twilight Circle bands ranked02.01.16 Trapped On A Desert Island...
01.31.16 Late Night Black Metal Digs01.11.16 Metal Up Yr Keister
12.28.15 TheSpirit's Hardcore Digs12.27.15 TheSpirit's Black Metal Labels - FALLOW
12.14.15 TheSpirit's Black Metal 100 Pt.4 12.13.15 the five minute list pt.2
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Worst Albums I've Ever Masturbated To
1La Dispute
Wildlife


There is nothing that will kill a boner faster than listening to someone whine about love with really
awkward faux-poetry
2Ulcerate
Everything Is Fire


This just throws off my rhythm
3Darkthrone
Transilvanian Hunger


Interchangeable with any black metal album ... Makes me feel like a necrophiliac. So does sticking
my penis in dead things
4Carcass
Symphonies of Sickness


"Your rectum I will flood
With bleach, detergents and suds..."
5Gorguts
Colored Sands


I really just can't sit through this album
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