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01.28.14 Baby's First: Music That Isn't Terrible11.22.13 Stages On Life's Way
11.03.13 Are You Metal?10.08.13 My 20th Century
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09.25.13 Desert Island Discs

Baby's First: Music That Isn't Terrible

Most music out there is banal, soul-sapping nonsense designed to cater to your every little impulse and whim and make you feel like a special snowflake or "not alone," or some stupid shit. This music is for plebeians. Are you tired of being such a filthy fucking plebeian? Read on, and start down the rightful path...
1Burzum
Det som engang Var

Here's a name you know. Start here.
2G.I.S.M.
Detestation

Black Flag are fucking pussies.
3 Franz Liszt
Via Crucis
4G.I.S.M.
M.A.N. (Military Affairs Neurotic)
5Slayer
Hell Awaits
6Disfear
Soul Scars
7Dissection
The Somberlain
8Sacramentum
Far Away From The Sun
9Ludwig Van Beethoven
Symphony No.3, Op.55
10Nuclear Death
Bride of Insect
11Voivod
War and Pain
12King Crimson
Red
13Havohej
Dethrone the Son of God
14 Hellhammer
Apocalyptic Raids
15Carlo Gesualdo
Tenebrae
16Celtic Frost
Morbid Tales
17Sadistik Exekution
The Magus
18Cocteau Twins
Heaven or Las Vegas
19Fanisk
Die and Become
20Josquin Des Pres
Motets et Chansons (Hilliard Ensemble)
21Marissa Nadler
The Saga of Mayflower May
22Infernal Majesty
None Shall Defy
23Grand Belial's Key
Kosherat
24Biosphere
Shenzhou
25Emperor
In The Nightside Eclipse
26Massacra
Final Holocaust
27 Ludwig Van Beethoven
Missa Solemnis
28Enslaved
Vikingligr Veldi
29Bathory
Under the Sign of the black Mark
30Lord Wind
Heralds of Fight
31Infester
To the depths... In degradation
32Graveland
Thousand Swords
33 Cro-Mags
The Age of Quarrel
34Discharge
Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing
35Amebix
Arise!
36Franz Liszt
Piano Sonata in B minor, S. 178
37 Sarcofago
INRI
38Profanatica
Collection
39Guillaume Dufay
Motets
40Beherit
Engram
41Burzum
Filosofem
42Tangerine Dream
Zeit
43Wulkanaz
Wulkana
44The Sister of Mercy
First and Last and Always
45Johann Sebastian Bach
Mass in B minor (BWV 232)
46 Sadistik Exekution
We are death... fukk you
47Wicked Lady
The Axeman Cometh
48Poison (DE)
Into the Abyss
49Enya
Enya
50Sorcier des Glaces
Snowland
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