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What The Hell Is This?!

Casually looking at the artists in the Sputnik database that come up at the rbottom when you search "The" and I find... this.
1The Boris Johnsontown Massacre
Hair Metal


Artist description: "British politician Boris Johnson formed a metal band after jamming Onward To Golgotha and Mental Funeral
two days straight in a darkened room. Sources close to the politician claim that he formed the band because he thought 'my
hair is pretty bloody m/ if I don't say so myself.' A new album is due out this year."
2The Boris Johnsontown Massacre
Hair Metal
3The Boris Johnsontown Massacre
Hair Metal
4The Boris Johnsontown Massacre
Hair Metal
5The Boris Johnsontown Massacre
Hair Metal
6Iconoclasm
Preamble to Precipitate the Destruction of Religio


Two more lovely artworks I've stumbled upon in my time here
7Saturnia
Muzak
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