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An Analysis Of TMMLPII

Since this is the only thing I've been listening rto for a week straight, I've decided to make a rlittle project out of all of my time. This list rincludes every song (minus the one skit) ranked, rhis songs from the past that influence or are rdirectly a part of a current track, and some of rhis best lines from each.

The Eminem Show - "Square Dance" "You crackin a joke, it's laughable, cause me and love's like a bad combination I keep them feelings locked in a vault So it's safe to say I'm uncrackable My heart is truly guarded, full body armor Bitch you just need a helmet because if you think you're special, you're retarded. Thinkin you're one of a kind, like you got some platinum vagina, you're a train wreck, I got a one track mind Shorty you're fine but you sort of remind me of a 49er Cause you been a gold digger since you were a minor"
2Rap God

The Marshall Mathers LP/Pre-Infinite - "I'm Back"/"Biterphobia" "Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music You make elevator music"

The Slim Shady LP/The Marshall Mathers LP - "Brain Damage"/"Who Knew" "Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape this Mess and make the best of this situation, I guess Cuz I feel like a little bitch, predicaments, despicable I'm sick of just getting pushed, it's ridiculous I look like a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid just took my stick of liquorice And threw my sticker books in a picker bush I wanna kick his toosh, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook"
4Rhyme Or Reason

The Eminem Show - "White America" "Maybe that's why I'm always so bananas I appeal to all those walks of like Whoever had strife Maybe that's what dad and son talks are like Cause I related to the struggles of Young America When their fucking parents were unaware of their troubles"
5Bad Guy

The Marshall Mathers LP - "Stan" "I'm the hindsight to say, ?I told you so!? Foreshadows of all the things that are to follow I'm the future that's here to show you what happens tomorrow If you don?t stop after they call you The biggest laughing stock of rap who can?t call it quits When it?s time to walk away"

Relapse - "Beautiful" "You don't respect the legacy I leave behind y'all can Suck a dick, the day you beat me pigs'll fly out my ass In a flying saucer full of Italian sausage The most high exalting and I ain't halting Till I die of exhaustion inhale my exhaust fumes The best part about me is I am not you I'm me, I'm a fire marshall and this is my"
7Evil Twin

The Marshall Mathers LP/The Slim Shady LP - "Criminal"/"Role Model" "Sometimes I listen and revisit them old albums Often as I can and skim through all them bitches To make sure I keep up with my competition Hogger of beats, hoarder of rhymes Borderline genius who's bored of his lines And that sort of defines where I'm at and the way I feel now Feel like I might just strike first and ignore the replies"

The Eminem Show - "Cleanin' Out My Closet" "'Cause to this day we remain estranged and I hate it though 'Cause you ain't even get to witness your grand babies grow But I'm sorry, Mama, for "Cleaning Out My Closet", at the time I was angry Rightfully maybe so, never meant that far to take it though, 'cause now I know it's not your fault, and I'm not making jokes That song I no longer play at shows and I cringe every time it's on the radio And I think of Nathan being placed in a home And all the medicine you fed us And how I just wanted you to taste your own, But now the medications taken over And your mental state's deteriorating slow And I'm way too old to cry, that shit's painful though But, Ma, I forgive you, so does Nathan, yo All you did, all you said, you did your best to raise us both"
9So Much Better

Encore - "Puke" "Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brim Hop on the freeway trying to get some time alone and just think Then the cops pulled me over but they let me go cause I told 'em I'm only driving drunk cause that bitch drove me to drink"

Encore - "Just Lose It" "They say that love is powerful as cough syrup in styrofoam All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that Monte Carlo With the ugly Kardashian Lamar, oh sorry yo, we done both set the bar low"
11The Monster

Recovery - "Love The Way You Lie" "Hit the lottery, oh wee With what I gave up to get was bittersweet It was like winning a used me Ironic 'cause I think I'm getting so huge I need a shrink I'm beginning to lose sleep: one sheep, two sheep Going cuckoo and cooky as Kool Keith But I'm actually weirder than you think"

Recovery - "Won't Back Down" "I'm not a rapper, I'm an adapter, I can adjust Plus I can just walk up to a mic and just bust So floor's open if you'd like to discuss Top 5 in this motherfucker and if I don't make the cut What, like I give a fuck, I'mma light this bitch up like I'm driving a truck"
13So Far...

The Slim Shady LP/The Marshall Mathers LP - "My Fault", Cum On Everybody"/"I'm Back", "The Real Slim Shady", "Drug Ballad" "I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me In produce hunched over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroger buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet"
14Love Game

The Marshall Mathers LP/The Slim Shady LP - "Under The Influence"/"As The World Turns" "Bitch you serious? I'm in the mirror with this look on my face, curious Why you ain't fuckin' with me, you cut me up, a Caesarean You know I want you bad as a Benjamin, I'm delirious I want you bad as the head shattered on George Zimmerman After the dillinger hit'em diligently and killin' him His mouthpiece for a Cadillac emblem"
15Stronger Than I Was

Recovery - "You're Never Over" "Go to my room, turn the radio on and hide, Thought we were Bonnie and Clyde No, on the inside you were Jekyll and Hyde I Felt like my whole relationship with you was a lie It was you and I, why did I think it was ride or die? Cause if you could've took my life you would've It's like you put a knife to my chest and pushed it right through to the Other side of my back and stuck a spike, too, should've Put up more of a fight, but I couldn't at the time"
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