BigPleb
11.02.13 | Stupid decision to jam 1 but I didn't know what she digs.
Ah well, metal is so pOlaris1ng. |
BigPleb
11.02.13 | Her ovaries woulda exploded dude, can't be dealing with that. |
Mongi123
11.02.13 | I honestly don't understand what girls have against heavier music but w.e. |
BigPleb
11.02.13 | She probably digs Rise Against or some shit. |
BigPleb
11.02.13 | Na I spoke to her afterwards and she dug Deftones but that's only cos of Chino's ovary inducing croons. |
Mongi123
11.02.13 | That is true. I've never really met a girl who digs the same stuff I do. |
InfamousGrouse
11.02.13 | amateur mistake playing metal around a girl
safe bet: arctic monkeys |
BigPleb
11.02.13 | They control the magic wand though dude, so what you gonna do? |
PunchforPunch
11.02.13 | Passion Pit - Gossamer |
BigPleb
11.02.13 | Oh no dude, |
Mongi123
11.02.13 | In senior year, someone put on Explosions In The Sky which is beautiful music and some of the girls complained because it had no words haha |
NightProwler
11.02.13 | Common mistake, my friend. I have done the same myself.
What I do when I have female company, I put on some the National, Laura Stevenson's new album, or something indie/folky I think they might like |
InfamousGrouse
11.02.13 | you need to go with something really inoffensive like the shins idk |
BigPleb
11.02.13 | And get all emotional and queef on them? Nice idea. |
PunchforPunch
11.02.13 | yea just play some indie stuff and you'll be fine |
InfamousGrouse
11.02.13 | i'd rather play the shins and come across as emotional and queef than play burzum and come across as a kvlt rapist |
Mongi123
11.02.13 | Brand New isn't a bad choice either. Girls fucking love Jesus Christ. |
BigPleb
11.02.13 | Ah see I walked the line, she still digs the plebbyness but not the music. |
LifeAsAChipmunk
11.02.13 | if jesus christ don't work, play taylor swift niqqa |
NightProwler
11.02.13 | i'd rather play the shins and come across as emotional and queef than play burzum and come across as a kvlt rapist [2]
Brand New isn't a bad choice either. Girls fucking love Jesus Christ. [2]
I actually had this girl from California over (she was in DK for a year with her study), and she totally dug Jesus Christ. Made a playlist with Springsteen, Brand New, Death Cab, The National, etc.
Then again, cool for hanging on to your metalness/plebbyness ;) |
Mongi123
11.02.13 | Whenever my female friends are in the car I always tell them they can turn the radio on if they want. |
BigPleb
11.02.13 | Jac you are such a damn slut.
Ugh no man haha, would never stoop that low for a chick. |
PunchforPunch
11.02.13 | Whenever my female friends are in the car I always tell them they can turn the radio on if they want. [2] |
Mongi123
11.02.13 | Lol that button is painful to press. Whenever I have my bros in my car I don't care what they say, what they hear is what they're getting haha |
BigPleb
11.02.13 | I'm always jamming CD's when driving anyway, stuck SNW on with her in the car the other day and that seemed to go well. |
InfamousGrouse
11.02.13 | chick approved artists: the xx, frightened rabbit, bon iver, m83, jose gonzalez, fleet foxes
find something similar you dig and you can't lose |
BigPleb
11.02.13 | Eh it's not a huge issue anyway. |
zakalwe
11.02.13 | The missus digs Motorhead, Deftones and all sorts but the clincher was her best album of all time being In Utero. Gotta love her. |
BigPleb
11.02.13 | Yeah she's my wife now dude. |
Mongi123
11.02.13 | Some of PT wouldn't be a bad choice either. Who would object to Trains haha |
BigPleb
11.02.13 | Coldplay is a safe bet all day. |
Mookid
11.02.13 | so what if she doesn't dig your music? |
NightProwler
11.02.13 | As long as it's not Mylo Xyloto. IF it is, you'll be stooping lower than playing Taylor Swift |
BigPleb
11.02.13 | Na man Parachutes and X&Y. |
LilLioness
11.02.13 | Honestly, if some lady played me Megadeth I would just smile through it and try not let on just how much I can't stand it. |
BigPleb
11.02.13 | I'll just have to jam some Opeth for you instead then. |
LilLioness
11.02.13 | You don't exactly have tits. :P Eh, I love Portal and the Shugshug, Car Bomb. Plenty of stuff we could jamz. |
BigPleb
11.02.13 | Or do I? Hmmm. |
LilLioness
11.02.13 | I can feel a "very special episode" about to happen. |
BigPleb
11.02.13 | Eh I always thought you were a girl so inception. |
LilLioness
11.02.13 | Thank you. :D That knowing doesn't seem to extend to many in these parts. |
BigPleb
11.02.13 | You played the part very well. |
LilLioness
11.02.13 | Well, of course. :P I have a lot of experience. |
BigPleb
11.02.13 | Now I'm confused lol. |
LilLioness
11.02.13 | *puts on therapist glasses* tell me why you are confused. |
SitarHero
11.02.13 | This thread suddenly got very serious... |
LilLioness
11.02.13 | Sputnik is rarely serious so it is a nice change in pace. |
BigPleb
11.02.13 | Na it's all light again now. |
SitarHero
11.02.13 | Dammit Pleb! We're having a serious moment here. Stop trying to lighten it with your charming shenanigans. |
LilLioness
11.02.13 | I am a gay woman. Serious moment over. :D srsly, you guys gotta stop assuming everyone is a guy. |
SitarHero
11.02.13 | But this is Sputnik. Statistics don't lie. |
LilLioness
11.02.13 | Statistics are always skewed. |
BigPleb
11.02.13 | Sitar with the truths. |
SitarHero
11.02.13 | 72% of statistics are made up.
Also I think my superpower is outing women. My dating life is quite...interesting...as you can imagine. |
LilLioness
11.02.13 | Outing women? How do you do that irl? |
LilLioness
11.02.13 | Guilty as charged. |
SitarHero
11.02.13 | By getting drunk and asking the wrong questions, apparently. I inadvertently outed a couple of female friends that way. I was kidding about the dating thing though. |
LilLioness
11.02.13 | Oooh, bad questions can get some women to be kinda iffy. |
SitarHero
11.02.13 | Naah, they were actually pretty good friends so I didn't really cross any lines, but I did accidentally get them to come clean before they had planned to. |
Mike08
11.02.13 | 72% of statistics are made up.
- So there is a 72% chance that this statistic is made up too? Regardless, your a idiot if you think playing Megadeth is a good idea for a date. Are A Clockwork Orange or Inland Empire next for movie night? |
SnailTRAIL
11.02.13 | looks like you need to get in touch with your feminine side so you can make better choices it situations involving women. for future reference, jam some pop like lights, chvrches or justin timberlake |
SitarHero
11.02.13 | "So there is a 72% chance that this statistic is made up too?"
Statistiception. |
ellagos
11.02.13 | My girlfriend loves 5, but yeah Brand New is a good choice |
BigPleb
11.02.13 | My logic rules. |
mindleviticus
11.02.13 | i talk to this one girl all the time about black and death metal |
BigPleb
11.02.13 | Did she suck your dick? I'm getting it in tonight I'm telling ya. |
slidenslip
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BigPleb
11.02.13 | I'll fuck you las. |
Kman418
11.02.13 | p sure ive said this before but almost all the ~musicy people~ i have met off here are girls you guys just suck |
BigPleb
11.02.13 | Or your just really bent u candy stick cunt. |
ZombicidalMan
11.02.13 | Sigur Ros is a solid choice. No girl I've showed Sigur Ros has disliked it |
BigBlob
11.03.13 | u really are an idiot. you probably did this to be edgy |
LifeAsAChipmunk
11.03.13 | You're one to call an idiot. You don't even know what edgy means. |
BigBlob
11.03.13 | i think I upset someone :/ |
LifeAsAChipmunk
11.03.13 | Pat yourself in the back. Tell mommy to congrat you when you get home from school kiddo. :] |
MO
11.03.13 | cockblocked hard by mustaine damn |
BigBlob
11.03.13 | chipmunk still so angry. :( |
Minus.
11.03.13 | the female race |