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Meet The Djents

Meet the Djents, not just your everyday suburban family. *cheesy sitcom theme*
1Meshuggah
Chaosphere


Grandfather Djerald. Wise, sophisticated, and hard to follow sometimes. He's got some great things to say, but in his old age he has become repetitive and forgettable. Everyone loves gramps, or at least respects the guy, because he'll kick your ass if you don't.
2SikTh
The Trees are Dead and Dried Out


Grandma Djosefine. She's fucking crazy. No one ever knows what the hell she's up to, but everyone knows its great. She loves the environment, and math. She was diagnosed with schizophrenia that never stopped her from making music, until she finally couldn't take herself anymore and offed herself in the back of Thall's pick-up truck.
3Periphery
Periphery


Father Djoseph. He's like that dad who had lots of kids that hate him, but have to always be lumped into his 'family'. He is always preaching the same thing to his kids, but most of them decided he just repeats himself, so they stopped listening.
4TesseracT
One


Mother Djasmine. She can be really pretty, but suffers from the same problem as her husband (who has left her for 15 year old scene kids). She once said something and it was called "Eden", it was pretty cool but nothing she says otherwise is anything new.
5Corelia
Nostalgia


Son Djimmy. He is a beautiful butterfly. He may have snuck under the radar, always sitting in the back of class, but if you just listen, he's got something very creative to say.
6Animals as Leaders
Animals as Leaders


Son Djohn. He's a fuckin mute. When he tries to talk, it's just djibberish, but everyone enjoys his company every now and then. People obviously like him at first, but his crutch eventually wears on you.
7Veil of Maya
Eclipse


Daughter Djoanne. That one adopted daughter who the parents regret getting pretty quickly after acquiring.
8The Safety Fire
Mouth of Swords


Cousin Djeff. He doesn't fit in with his family. He really doesn't agree with them, but people always associate him with them.
9The Contortionist
Exoplanet


Cousin Djeremy. He's got the same problem as Djeff. Sometimes he has a good idea or two (or Exoplanet), but for some reason people always want to say he's related to the others, but he isn't.
10Periphery
Periphery II: This Time it's Personal


Dog Djebediah. He's the dog too, and he licks himself and thinks he's great, but everyone who isn't in his family want to put a muzzle on him.
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