demigod!: Favourite Seinfelds

demigod! 10.15.13	first 6 seasons > last 3 seasons
Trebor. 10.15.13	you forgot to add that he barely finishes drinking his coffee when he says "not everyday" that's the best part
demigod! 10.15.13	kinda like when jerry wipes his mouth for crumbs while elaine and the bubble boy's dad are tearing up after discussing the kid himself genius
SirDrumsalot 10.15.13	Easily one of the top 5 greatest tv shows ever. I cant think of one episode I dont like.
Hyperion1001 10.15.13	i forgot what the episode is called but the one where kramer makes the cable company wait for him my white people humor sense goes apeshit
demigod! 10.15.13	what are you guys' fave episodes? so hard to pick but i think the mango might be mine
neurisis17 10.15.13	The Junior Mint George : "Mulva?"
YoYoMancuso 10.15.13	What's the one where George thinks his girlfriend has an eating disorder
Hyperion1001 10.15.13	fuck there are so many good ones its impossible to pick the one where kramer starts taking dog medication is fucking classic
SirDrumsalot 10.15.13	It is way too hard to pick a favorite. Some that come to mind are when George gets ladies glasses. "I was spotting those raccoons!" I literally still use "I dont know what to tell you Elton?" on a daily basis. When Kramer sues the tabacco company. "Poppi pee'd on my sofa!!!" is a classic. "My wallets gone! My wallets gone!" I could go on forever.
demigod! 10.15.13	@YoYo not sure but i think it's the same one where Kramer's first name (Cosmo) is revealed. You think she's... refunding?
Judio! 10.15.13	I fucking love this show. Nice list too, but 15 is 1 and where's "The Junior Mint"?
demigod! 10.15.13	15 should probably be way higher up, but whatevs. I like most of these episodes more. and the junior mint is sitting comfortably at like 16, definitely an amazing episode.
avonbarksdale221 10.15.13	Show obviously rules, my faves are probably the opposite and the marine biologist. Sweet list.
SirDrumsalot 10.15.13	@demi Here's another Seinfeld question for you. Who is your favorite Seinfeld character, outside of the main 4? I would probably say J. Peterman.
YoYoMancuso 10.15.13	Just found it. It's called The Switch. One of my favorites
Butkuiss 10.15.13	Seinfeels. George Costanza is a pretty accurate representation of me as a person so meh.
demigod! 10.15.13	probably Newman but Peterman would be like right behind him. Both are aboslutely hilarious. the scene where Peterman thinks Elaine is on opium and Kramer is selling it is fucking brilliant. @yoyo yeah that one is amazing, almost had it on the list but couldn't think of a good quote from it.
Trebor. 10.15.13	The Strike cuz festivus The Bizarro Jerry is prob my favorite overall
Hyperion1001 10.15.13	"George Costanza is a pretty accurate representation of me as a person so meh." thats probably the most self-deprecating thing you could possible say
Trebor. 10.15.13	We all wish we were the Fresh Prince of Bel Air but we all know we're George Costanza
Winesburgohio 10.15.13	THE HAMPTONSSSSSS Love The Switch too
demigod! 10.15.13	fuck fresh prince i wanna be kramer
Realm 10.15.13	the assman episode waggs
Judio! 10.15.13	I've always thought George's parents were absolutely hilarious, definitely my favorite characters outside the main 4.
demigod! 10.15.13	oh ya Frank Costanza is one of the best for sure. You wanna piece of me? YOU GOT IT!!!!
DrMaximus 10.15.13	Jerry!! The Japanese guys had sake in the hot-tub! You gotta get ‘em outta the drawers and get ‘em down here, or I don’t have a focus group to sell the pilot to Japanese TV!
ShadowRemains 10.15.13	the chicken roaster the yada yada the nap (swimming in the east river)
lucasjcockcroft 10.15.13	hellooo Vargas
demigod! 10.15.13	lol when he takes the axe to the drawers
Judio! 10.15.13	That reminds me, Demi, you shouldve included the episode "The Strike," the episode that invented Festivus! My family still celebrates Festivus religiously haha.
ShadowRemains 10.15.13	Jerry: "You know the difference between a dentist and a sadist, don't you? Newer magazines."
ShadowRemains 10.15.13	Tim: "You have no idea what my people have been through." Jerry: "The Jews?" Tim: "No, the dentists. Did you know we have the highest suicide rate of any profession?" Jerry: "Is that why it's so hard to get an appointment?"
demigod! 10.15.13	there are so many fucking great seinfeld episodes, no matter which ones were in my list there would've always been ones missing! should've made this a 50 episode list but nah
Judio! 10.15.13	Very true.
ShadowRemains 10.15.13	Also The Package (mail fraud)
ShadowRemains 10.15.13	Jerry: "Define rarely." Newman: "Frequently."
DrMaximus 10.15.13	^ Lol. Love that.
ShadowRemains 10.15.13	Jerry: I don't know about that but I'm sure there is a explanation. Newman: Yes. It's called mail fraud. Oohhhh. How I've longed for this moment Seinfeld. The day when I would have the proof I needed to hall you out of your cushy lair and expose you to the light of justice as the monster that you are. A monster so vile... Supervisor: NEWMAN!! hilarious squeak from newman
ShadowRemains 10.15.13	The Voice as well Kramer: "You know, Darren, if you had told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you were crazy. Now let's push this giant ball of oil out this window."
demigod! 10.15.13	newman has the best monologues
ShadowRemains 10.15.13	Jerry: So I have to choose between seeing you and doing the voice? Clare: That’s right. Jerry: I can do that. Clare: So what’s your decision? Jerry: I don’t know.
ShadowRemains 10.15.13	oh and clare is some eye candy and a half
DrMaximus 10.15.13	Too long to quote, but this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMFIXy3u4WQ
ShadowRemains 10.15.13	THOMASSOULO: You win George. We’ve had it. If you leave right now, Play Now will give you six months pay. That’s half of your entire contract. Please…just go. GEORGE: You see if I stay the whole year, I get it all. THOMASSOULO: Want to play hand ball huh? Fine. (calls on intercom) Attention Play Now employees, George Costanza’s handicapped bathroom is now open on the sixteenth floor to all employees and their families. GEORGE: Well played. THOMASSOULO: I’ll see you in hell Costanza.
Trebor. 10.15.13	I love that story arc
Butkuiss 10.15.13	""George Costanza is a pretty accurate representation of me as a person so meh." thats probably the most self-deprecating thing you could possible say" It's better to be realistic about these sorts of things. Besides, for an ugly son of a bitch, George had insane amounts of sex.
Realm 10.16.13	agreed george is my hero
ShadowRemains 10.16.13	sorry man i don't think george dated anyone named cala
Realm 10.16.13	she is my marisa tomei
sniper 10.16.13	jerry morty helen
demigod! 10.16.13	uncle leo >
Trebor. 10.16.13	when he's in jail and he has the knuckle tattoos Hello Jerry lol
profoundword 10.16.13	The outing!! "Not that there's anything wrong with that"
sniper 10.16.13	but uncle leo is on helen's side and therefore not a seinfeld
ShadowRemains 10.16.13	"she is my marisa tomei" lolz
Blackbelt54 10.16.13	sweet list a lot of these would probably be on mine
demigod! 10.16.13	the doorman is so damn good
Vakarian12 10.16.13	the fire one is my favourite
FromDaHood 10.16.13	The Merv Griffin Show "You mean to tell me you drugged a woman so you could take advantage of her toys?" - Kramer
SgtPepper 10.16.13	George Costanza is my favourite character ever of all time. Frank and Estelle are just as genius too. Excellent list. Also, how has no one mentioned the Mr. Bookman/Jerry scene? youtube.com/watch?v=AYjZQixIRx
demigod! 10.16.13	Ive done it twice since!
thespaceforthis 10.16.13	My favorite Seinfeld is Jerry Jerry Seinfeld
thespaceforthis 10.16.13	the only thing unrealistic about george are the women he dated
Friday13th 10.16.13	15 is 1 dude. I own the whole series on dvd and I can play the theme on the bass so I know :D
demigod! 10.16.13	Bookman is hilarious. His actor was great on Curb too.
demigod! 10.16.13	@Friday same here dude. :D Also i love the arc with George and the wig. Youre a bald-again!
SirDrumsalot 10.16.13	How about that, the ladies glasses episode is on right now!
Friday13th 10.16.13	best show ever I mean compare this to the new garbage on tv