Kegel The Elf

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Last Active 03-31-14 5:40 pm
Joined 07-15-11

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Sputnik Thank You Cards

Recently hit the landmark of 10k comments, in return I really want to show my thanks to the site and some of its members, for not only showing me life changing music, but even more so for showing me such a great time. So here they are my Sputnik thank you cards.
1Massive Attack

Silentpotato- It is quite something that many of the new generation sputnikers will never know who this guy is. Pots, or as I know him now as Graham, really took my na?ve self under his wing when I joined and ?sputnified? me. Most of us when we first join are very defensive and take every little thing said to us seriously-I was one of these people. Though pots, for whatever reason(probably because he thought I was an ire alt for months) guided me and showed me how easy it is to troll you gents and likewise how simple it is to win an argument on here-without getting banned. Thanks pots for all the recs and the alliterative lists, you?re wit and crusty gypsyness is missed dearly!
2Lil Ugly Mane
Mista Thug Isolation

Oltnabrick- This should not come as a surprise to any one. He made his new account at right about the time I joined, and since then we have made the site a much worse place; one ignorant comment at a time. Anyone who has seen a conversation between us can see we?re basically the same, weird entities. He?s given me countless recs, most of which were horrible trap, but some-Lil ugly mane for example-have changed my life. Thanks for being my partner in crime brick, I?ve done a lot of jail time.

Meatsalad- This dude never takes anything too seriously which is rare on this site. So many amazing prog rock recs, and so many ridiculous memories made on plug. Hard not to like meat(that?s what I said), thanks dude p/
Jane Doe

Demi- He's really the guy who helped me become friends with a much larger part of the user base, because this dude basically is liked, and knows everyone on here. Thank you so much for believing that one day I could like converge, especially jane doe, as much as I do now. You?re a trve bro, thanks kehd

Andcas- One of the first people that actually had a constructive conversation with me on here. Many people give him crap, and hell he brings it on himself. Though the beautiful thing about this is, he can take it. There is not a user on here that will argue with you as long as andy will, I think he had an argument with pots that lasted a week in the mezz thread, the guy?s got heart and writes a mean review. And hey, he?s our comment leader, so respect man.
6Husker Du
Zen Arcade

Soni/kill- You guys are basically the same so I?ll give you 1 thank you note. At one point this duo combined for over 100000 comments, half of those were probably neck, but that?s why I have to thank them. They have been amazing role models for people like me who enjoy the finer things of trolling. And although neither kill nor sonic, especially sonic, have never said a kind thing to me, I have learned a lot from commenting styles and general demeanor's, so for that I thank both of you.
7John Frusciante
Shadows Collide With People

Tommygun-He would be the first person I?d want to meet irl if I could. There isn?t a nice dicer person on here than tom. We bond hard and have a lot in common. He?s made my last few difficult months far easier to cope with. Thanks for being there bro when my actual friends were duds!
8New Order

Someguest/lakes- Two of the most outspoken liberals on this site and I love them for that. They always have some pretty good input when we argue politics and religion, and I really enjoy discussing those matters with them. Someguest jams new wave and recs it hard and we?ve bonded many a drunk night in plug so I have that to thank him for. Lakes doesn?t jam hard but he always keeps it fresh with a new life problem seemingly every week, he?s also a pretty good musician too, so thanks for the discussions and fresh perspectives dudes!

Sniper-The secret to my heart is hip-hop and skramz, this dude jams both. That orchid avatar makes me blush, it?s so beautiful. Anyway, sniper is a cool cat, writes a mean review, and is always very approachable and is an overall nice human being. Oddly enough he lives an hour away from me and has class with one of my best friends, so he?ll most likely be the first sputbros I meet irl. Looking forward to jamming hard at shows and getting blitzed in the future bro, cheers!
10Daylight Dies
Dismantling Devotion

Balls- I don't know him very well, but my god this guy is a legend imo. No offense to the other contributors but most of you are lame. I realize this is a serious music reviewing site, but damn let loose every once in a while and have some fun like the dude ballstothe! Balls says the most ridiculous stuff, makes hilarious lists, and trolls hard, yet he happens to be an amazing writer and is a contributor for the site. No one else would dare be as edgy as this cat and try to be taken seriously as a writer, but he does and I have to thank him for all the hard lols.

Dev- Yea whatever sucking up to the mod, blah blah. Seriously though, we all have a lot to thank from this dude. He somehow finds the time to comment on our mere mortal threads, write monstrous, high quality reviews, and mod the hell out of us. He?s a robot and deserves thanks for the hard work he puts in. I mean one of the first things this guy did as mod was wipe sonic?s comments, come on, that was pretty badass. So thank you dev, and even more so thank you for not banning me as much as you should and as much as I deserve!
12Miles Davis
Kind of Blue

Key-Not really sure what I did to deserve your kindness, but it?s absolutely appreciated. Thanks for jamming hard with me in plug and for all of the nice things you?ve said dude, it means a lot!
Without Your Love

FromtheInside- Damn we have had so many feminine bro talks late at night on plug. He?s given me a ton of music recs, and a ton of advice. Thanks for insight so much man, and your mom is in my prayers(yea lakes I said PRAYERS)
14Kate Bush
Hounds of Love

15Jeff Buckley

Here is a list of peeps I love but don?t have enough to say about in order to make a thank you note- dennis(punchforpunch), shorts, cyg, gwyn, rowan, bach, guitarded_chuck, Lloyd, aids, eagles, kman, slip, storm in a teacup, pissbore, yoyo, yankee, hep, clim, acad, hoe slut, tree, foxxxy, pawp, calc(lol) dr. max, greyvy, ethixx, ovrot and the kid SIXDEGREES and all the plug bros WACK, damnvanne, ncguitar, os, orsettt, red ford, pleb, shachar, jac, tmobo, jokine and yea a bunch of you fools. Thank you all for your kindness and recs, and putting up with my crap! Have a good one!
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