|Hi Gang! I'm Here With Another Week's Worth Of News About Lathes!|
Nelson Mandela attributes his infuriating continued survival to working on a
miniature lathe every Tuesday morning. His favourite thing to make on it is a tiny
The Wikipedia article on lathes was briefly vandalised for twenty seconds over the
weekend so it read "A lathe is a machine tool which BIG DOG'S COCK". The edit was
reverted by Christopher Lillicrap!
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Lathes may prevent cancer, according to The Daily Mail!
A racist lathe has been discovered in a field in Kent. Detective Tony Toni Tone
announced in a press conference that Kent Police believe it was created and placed
there by a wolfman.
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And finally, former King Crimson guitarist Robert Fripp has bought a pet cat that is
shaped like a lathe. When asked for a comment, Mr Fripp flew away into the sky!