|Tools For Combating Zombies|
|1||Gary Cooper's Bone Dust|
Which I proceed to mix with weed and smoke up, granting me super ultimate powers of badassery
Set up a line of six hundred blunderbusses complete with acid bullets designed to wipe out the opening wave of zombies. Carry two blunderbusses complete with bayonets and speakers blasting ABBA across my back at all times.
To look dead sexy and to show off the guns while turning some once alive women's head into pumpkin mash
|4||Simo Hayha's Bones|
I fasten the bones, Gary Cooper's bone dust and various layers of dynamically light chainmail to create the most legendarily impenetrable armor.
Niggas gotta eat.
|6||Boba Fett's Wrist Gauntlets|
Flamethrower, poison gas, rocket launcher, laser blaster and grappling device.
|7||Baraka's Forearm Blades|
Which emerge from my gauntlets. Formidable melee combat accessories.
|8||Immortal's Spiked Shinguards|
|9||Ryan Gosling's Scalp|
For good luck
|10||Customized Panzer Tank|
With 6 V-12 engines, multiple laser cannons and turrets, a reflective shield, flying capabilities and four Harpie ladies with Morgan Freeman voices defending the exteriors with their long range weaponry.
|11||Twilight Ultimate Compilation|
Every single one of these tearjerkers, to keep us honest and human as we falcon punch what used to be our grandmothers.
|12||17 Barrels of Danish imported Mead|
So we can twerk to a decapitated but completely reanimated Miley Cyrus.
|13||50 Tons of Icelandic Milk Chocolate.|
So fucking good
|14||A harem of Customized Ukranian Hookers|
TITS!!!!! Made by the gods of art, the Chapman brothers.
|15||A Battle Walrus, A Battle Hippo and a Charizard.|
Enhanced by science and metal, the battle walrus and hippo provide immense water support in terms of offense, defense and a possible escape route. Charizard is my man up top, flaming those undead pricks Pittsburgh style.