BallsToTheWall
Willow Ufgood 666 AKA: L.T. Elton Bathory ov tha T.M.F
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Last Active 07-02-15 1:57 pm
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Tools For Combating Zombies
1Gary Cooper's Bone Dust

Which I proceed to mix with weed and smoke up, granting me super ultimate powers of badassery
2Blunderbusses

Set up a line of six hundred blunderbusses complete with acid bullets designed to wipe out the opening wave of zombies. Carry two blunderbusses complete with bayonets and speakers blasting ABBA across my back at all times.
3Sleeveless Chainmail

To look dead sexy and to show off the guns while turning some once alive women's head into pumpkin mash
4Simo Hayha's Bones

I fasten the bones, Gary Cooper's bone dust and various layers of dynamically light chainmail to create the most legendarily impenetrable armor.
5MRE'S

Niggas gotta eat.
6Boba Fett's Wrist Gauntlets

Flamethrower, poison gas, rocket launcher, laser blaster and grappling device.
7Baraka's Forearm Blades

Which emerge from my gauntlets. Formidable melee combat accessories.
8Immortal's Spiked Shinguards

Self Explanatory
9Ryan Gosling's Scalp

For good luck
10Customized Panzer Tank

With 6 V-12 engines, multiple laser cannons and turrets, a reflective shield, flying capabilities and four Harpie ladies with Morgan Freeman voices defending the exteriors with their long range weaponry.
11Twilight Ultimate Compilation

Every single one of these tearjerkers, to keep us honest and human as we falcon punch what used to be our grandmothers.
1217 Barrels of Danish imported Mead

So we can twerk to a decapitated but completely reanimated Miley Cyrus.
1350 Tons of Icelandic Milk Chocolate.

So fucking good
14A harem of Customized Ukranian Hookers

TITS!!!!! Made by the gods of art, the Chapman brothers.
15A Battle Walrus, A Battle Hippo and a Charizard.

Enhanced by science and metal, the battle walrus and hippo provide immense water support in terms of offense, defense and a possible escape route. Charizard is my man up top, flaming those undead pricks Pittsburgh style.
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