|Top 10 Hardcore Classics That Need To Be Pressed On Vinyl|
Some classics that the Gods would find it necessary to rspin on their record players.
Pass The Flask
Breakdowns so fucking heavy I can feel my balls drop to the ground and back.
Bless The Martyr And Kiss The Child
For all you scumbags selling this shit on Ebay for $250, you can all specifically kiss the hairiest part of
my ass as I shit all over your faces... Shit faced fucks...
|3||He Is Legend|
I Am Hollywood
I took your girlfriend's anal virginity listening to this album. Fucking classic.
The Satellite Years
The ambient parts of this album makes me feel higher than a mudafucking Giraffe's pussy. I can barely
afford weed, how the fuck can I afford this shit on vinyl? simple, I fucking cant you scrotum munching
thunder cunts. REPRESS!
Why yes, I have called to inform you that I have purchased one of your whores and to let you know that
she sucked... Quite well!
Worship And Tribute
Here's an idea for the record label, how about you send a letter to everyone who purchased this album
on vinyl and apologize for the absolute shit-quality packaging that you did for this masterpiece of an
Everything Is Alive, Everything Is...
THIS AINT MY FIRST POTATO
I'd drag my balls through a hallway of broken glass, light my pubes on fire, and then run around an
amusement park flapping my arms up and down screaming "I AM CHARIZARD!!! RAAAAAAAAAAWR!!"
Just to get my hands on a repress of this album.
The Moon Is a Dead World
My friend smoked a marijuana once. Now he's black!
|10||Circle Takes The Square|
As The Roots Undo
I'd tongue punch a nigga's fart box to have this repressed. Straight up.