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Top 10 Hardcore Classics That Need To Be Pressed On Vinyl

Some classics that the Gods would find it necessary to rspin on their record players.
1The Bled
Pass The Flask


Breakdowns so fucking heavy I can feel my balls drop to the ground and back.
2Norma Jean
Bless The Martyr And Kiss The Child


For all you scumbags selling this shit on Ebay for $250, you can all specifically kiss the hairiest part of my ass as I shit all over your faces... Shit faced fucks...
3He Is Legend
I Am Hollywood


I took your girlfriend's anal virginity listening to this album. Fucking classic.
4Hopesfall
The Satellite Years


The ambient parts of this album makes me feel higher than a mudafucking Giraffe's pussy. I can barely afford weed, how the fuck can I afford this shit on vinyl? simple, I fucking cant you scrotum munching thunder cunts. REPRESS!
5Skycamefalling
10.21


Why yes, I have called to inform you that I have purchased one of your whores and to let you know that she sucked... Quite well!
6Glassjaw
Worship And Tribute


Here's an idea for the record label, how about you send a letter to everyone who purchased this album on vinyl and apologize for the absolute shit-quality packaging that you did for this masterpiece of an album. REPRESSSSSSSS!!!!!!
7The Chariot
Everything Is Alive, Everything Is...


THIS AINT MY FIRST POTATO
8Cave In
Beyond Hypothermia


I'd drag my balls through a hallway of broken glass, light my pubes on fire, and then run around an amusement park flapping my arms up and down screaming "I AM CHARIZARD!!! RAAAAAAAAAAWR!!" Just to get my hands on a repress of this album.
9Gospel
The Moon Is a Dead World


My friend smoked a marijuana once. Now he's black!
10Circle Takes The Square
As The Roots Undo


I'd tongue punch a nigga's fart box to have this repressed. Straight up.
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