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Top 10 Hardcore Classics That Need To Be Pressed On Vinyl

Some classics that the Gods would find it necessary to rspin on their record players.
1The Bled
Pass The Flask

Breakdowns so fucking heavy I can feel my balls drop to the ground and back.
2Norma Jean
Bless The Martyr And Kiss The Child

For all you scumbags selling this shit on Ebay for $250, you can all specifically kiss the hairiest part of
my ass as I shit all over your faces... Shit faced fucks...
3He Is Legend
I Am Hollywood

I took your girlfriend's anal virginity listening to this album. Fucking classic.
The Satellite Years

The ambient parts of this album makes me feel higher than a mudafucking Giraffe's pussy. I can barely
afford weed, how the fuck can I afford this shit on vinyl? simple, I fucking cant you scrotum munching
thunder cunts. REPRESS!

Why yes, I have called to inform you that I have purchased one of your whores and to let you know that
she sucked... Quite well!
Worship And Tribute

Here's an idea for the record label, how about you send a letter to everyone who purchased this album
on vinyl and apologize for the absolute shit-quality packaging that you did for this masterpiece of an
album. REPRESSSSSSSS!!!!!!
7The Chariot
Everything Is Alive, Everything Is...

8Cave In
Beyond Hypothermia

I'd drag my balls through a hallway of broken glass, light my pubes on fire, and then run around an
amusement park flapping my arms up and down screaming "I AM CHARIZARD!!! RAAAAAAAAAAWR!!"
Just to get my hands on a repress of this album.
The Moon Is a Dead World

My friend smoked a marijuana once. Now he's black!
10Circle Takes The Square
As The Roots Undo

I'd tongue punch a nigga's fart box to have this repressed. Straight up.
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