Reviews 13
Approval 91%

Album Ratings 331
Objectivity 95%

Last Active 06-06-15 3:47 pm
Joined 07-16-12

Forum Posts 89
Review Comments 2,743

11.17.15 Damien Rice Top 1011.09.15 Ixnay On The Hombre Ranked
11.03.15 Top 10 Favourite Intros10.25.15 Plastic Beach Ranked
10.15.15 By The Way Ranked09.29.15 Everything Will Be Alright In The End R
09.23.15 Murmur Ranked08.07.15 Lateralus ranked
07.29.15 Fresh Fruit Vs. Plastic Surgery07.26.15 Stay What You Are ranked
07.22.15 Led Zeppelin Trilogy Ranked07.19.15 50 Favourite Songs
07.01.15 Soundtracks to review06.20.15 Some krazy guys Top 50
06.13.15 Recent DVD purchases01.14.15 Leaving Sputnik
01.03.15 Ride The Lightning Vs. Master Of Puppet01.01.15 My 2014 List
More »

This Won't Win Them Any Fans

Songs those bands shouldn't have made. They are either a massive drop in quality, a stylistic failure or just unbelievably silly. Or all of this.
Love Is The Answer

Well, we all know what's wrong with Weezer these days. So most people aren't waiting for a good album anymore. And Raditude surely wasn't. And if you had to single out one major fault on there, it possibly would be this damn crappy Beatles-imitation.
2The Killers
Neon Tiger

The expectations for Day & Age weren't that high to begin with, simply because they get less likeable with every album. Yet, this is such a poor combination of cheesy lyrics, over-the-top sound and pseudo-exotic mood it definitely is the worst piece of... well, let's just call it music, they've done so far.
3Sum 41
Dear Father

Them going back to Pop Punk wasn't entirely a bad thing, even Derrick Whibley getting a softie wasn't, but him sounding like a 12 year old girl definitely is ridiculous.
4The Offspring
Special Delivery

They aren't in here twice because I don't like them, but because of the opposite. I really like their music, but songs like this crap are simply unbearable.
5Bloodhound Gang
Farting With The Walkman On

The title already tells you enough about how bad this track is. The only reason this didn't make the Top 3 is that I don't expect too much from Jimmy Pop anyway.
6Avril Lavigne

Well, this was at least a disappointment for me, because actually I really like Under My Skin (her second LP). But this is not just what the word juvenile is all about, even on The Best Damn Thing it's the worst song.
7The Offspring
Cruising California

Definitely the worst Offspring-spoof and with the synth-sounds and the crappy guest voice in the chorus it doesn't work in any way. Still somehow for me it's bearable.
Who Dunnit

This is already quite infamous, because fans booed when the band played it live. Anyway, although it is more than stupid and musically pointless, I never thought of it as anything else than a fun track.
Love Is Dangerous

All things that are wrong with a big part of their comeback LP are accumulating here. Powerless music, pseudo-meaningful lyrics and the cheap electric sounds that are nowhere near the best A&A-moments.
10Billy Talent
Sudden Movements

The perfect example why Billy Talent III wasn't exactly met with excitement. The reason is simple, it's just incredibly boring. The album itself is quite strong, but this is less than weak.
11Linkin Park
Shadow Of The Day

In fact I like this, that's why it's the additional eleventh song. But I know that most LP fans saw this as an insult and almost a betrayal to their nu-metal roots.
Show/Add Comments (14)


Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Site Copyright 2005-2014
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Privacy Policy