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09.14.13 Lower Deezy And Other Shizzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Lower Deezy And Other Shizzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Some shit I like that you should go check out.
1Jacobi Wichita
Bonez Malone

I shit you not, there is a black guy who sings for this band. If that's not enough to make you want to go ape shit and check these guys out then you can go back to counting how many cats you can fit up your ass.

3Being As An Ocean
Dear G-D

This album was so deep it hit me right in the penis.
4Hail The Sun

Elephant tits? Still tits. My boner sees no difference.
5Outline In Color
A Jury Of Wolves

Jonny Craig before his balls dropped
6Dance Gavin Dance
Downtown Battle Mountain

beat yo meat nigga, beat yo meat
7Lower Definition
The Greatest of All Lost Arts

It's kind of like rape that turns enjoyable. When you first start playing the album you don't know what to expect and your body just isn't ready for it. So before you know it, you're pinned down on a table with your legs being spread apart by these giant tentacles and your vagina is exposed (yep, you got a vagina now) then all of a sudden Mr. Rogers comes in the room and just forces himself on you. You start to panic, but thankfully, its not as bad as it seems. In fact it starts to become the best sex you can imagine. So the tentacles loosen and you throw Mr. Rogers on the ground, get on top of him and ride til your heart's content. Then, it hits you. The album is over. Looking down, you realize that Mr. Rogers is dead. What the fuck just happened? you just listened to an amazing fucking album that's what happened.
8  Versus Leviathan

Don't you just hate it when you have to drag your balls across a female's face to assert dominance?
9Hands Like Glass
With Unveiled Faces

No one really knows why they like this album, they just do. It's awfully generic though. Think of it like missionary position sex. You're not really trying anything new but it doesn't change the fact that it's still pretty damn good.
10Lower Definition
The Infinite Et Cetera

Like hearing your ex-girlfriend shitted herself during sex with her new bf. Anytime of any day, it's always good to hear.
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