|UserSoundoffs 15Album Ratings 257Objectivity 67%Last Active 07-08-12 6:19 pmJoined 07-08-12Forum Posts 0Review Comments 144
|Lower Deezy And Other Shizzzzzzzzzzzzzz|
Some shit I like that you should go check out.
I shit you not, there is a black guy who sings for this band. If that's not enough to make you want to go ape shit and check these guys out then you can go back to counting how many cats you can fit up your ass.
DA MUDAFUCKING FUUUUUCCHHHHAAAAA!
|3||Being As An Ocean|
This album was so deep it hit me right in the penis.
|4||Hail The Sun|
Elephant tits? Still tits. My boner sees no difference.
|5||Outline In Color|
A Jury Of Wolves
Jonny Craig before his balls dropped
|6||Dance Gavin Dance|
Downtown Battle Mountain
beat yo meat nigga, beat yo meat
The Greatest of All Lost Arts
It's kind of like rape that turns enjoyable. When you first start playing the album you don't know what to expect and your body just isn't ready for it. So before you know it, you're pinned down on a table with your legs being spread apart by these giant tentacles and your vagina is exposed (yep, you got a vagina now) then all of a sudden Mr. Rogers comes in the room and just forces himself on you. You start to panic, but thankfully, its not as bad as it seems. In fact it starts to become the best sex you can imagine. So the tentacles loosen and you throw Mr. Rogers on the ground, get on top of him and ride til your heart's content. Then, it hits you. The album is over. Looking down, you realize that Mr. Rogers is dead. What the fuck just happened? you just listened to an amazing fucking album that's what happened.
|8|| || Versus Leviathan|
Don't you just hate it when you have to drag your balls across a female's face to assert dominance?
|9||Hands Like Glass|
With Unveiled Faces
No one really knows why they like this album, they just do. It's awfully generic though. Think of it like missionary position sex. You're not really trying anything new but it doesn't change the fact that it's still pretty damn good.
The Infinite Et Cetera
Like hearing your ex-girlfriend shitted herself during sex with her new bf. Anytime of any day, it's always good to hear.
|Most of this stuff you guys have never heard of which is why I made this list. I strongly recommend numbers 1 and 2 on this list.|
|sexy list dude|
|Why thank you thank you|
|1,3,4,6,7 and 10|
are on constant rotation
|the guy in JW isn't black... not the main vocalist at least|
|Have all of these. Great list.|
|Fantastic list, contains some stuff I didn't know about yet, but Deezy is auto +1.|