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Gorguts Review In A Gossip Magazine

So I went to the barbershop earlier today and I just sat there waiting for my turn to get a super sexy haircut. I started looking through some magazines laying on a table there, and I obviously immediately picked the one with the hot babes on the cover. When I was done with the interesting section, I turned the page to get some chuckles from shitty pop/electronica reviews and I get two black pages with some long-haired dudes looking all metal and shit - their album of the month was Gorguts's "Colored Sands"! I mean, review was average as hell (guitars are like this, bass is like that, blah blah) but holy shit, I just started laughing hard as hell in front of 5 or 6 people who just saw a guy laughing at a gossip magazine. Today was fun.
Colored Sands
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