Kronzo
User

Reviews 43
Approval 87%

Soundoffs 126
News Articles 3
Band Edits + Tags 16
Album Edits 29

Album Ratings 745
Objectivity 96%

Last Active 12-05-12 7:36 pm
Joined 07-07-07

Forum Posts 21
Review Comments 977

 Lists
04.15.14 Eyy Yo 2014 Listens12.30.13 Alex's 2013 In Music
12.29.13 Video Games I've Been Playing this Year12.26.13 2013: Bottom Of The Barrel
08.06.13 2013: A Discussion (Part 1) 07.28.13 Avenged Sevenfold Ranked
07.16.13 85 Bad Albums07.10.13 Dance Gavin Dance Ranked
07.06.13 Give Us Another Shot? 06.18.13 Coheed & Cambria Ranked
06.13.13 The Best Of 2013 So Far05.20.13 Recs Recs Recs Recs Recs
03.09.13 What Is The Best Sex Position? 01.02.13 2012 Top 30
11.02.12 Some Of My Fave Post-hardcore10.21.12 Favourite 2012 Albums So Far
09.28.12 Which Album Should I Review Next?07.20.12 2012 Listens So Far
More »

85 Bad Albums
100Attack Attack (US)
If Guns Are Outlawed, Can We Use Swords?


noooooooooooooooooooooo stop
99Fresh BeatZ
Premo BeatZ Ep


eh disappointing
98Anal Holocaust
Sex Obsessed


I hate all of these albums I only listen to them for objectivity.
97Last Days of Humanity
SPLIT


I hate this genre of music
96Chief Keef
Finally Rich


not down for this at all
95Sleeping With Sirens
Feel


sad downgrade after the last two
94 Band
Album
93Suicide Silence
The Cleansing


stupid-ass album
92Intervals
The Space Between


isn't bad and will probably give it a decent rating, but they just seem to be playing AT you the whole time.
91 Avenged Sevenfold
Hail to the King


I'm just gonna say this one after hearing that single #prejudice
90 Emily's Army
Lost At Seventeen


ugh
89LMFAO
Party Rock


lmao
88 Green Day
?UNO!


Fuck this album
87Sum 41
Underclass Hero


bad green day posturing
86I See Stars
3D


terrible production
85Carbonized Gnawing Mandible
Harvested and Disposed


poooopyyyyy
84Metal BrotherS
Demo Whiskey In The Jar


a letdown after their classic first release
83Gatling
Beforemath


what a TERRIBLE album, I hate everything about it.
82Skrewdriver
Hail Victory


lol
81Torsofuck
Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy


bree bree grrrrr *porn sample* raaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
80Oceano
Contagion


almost as bad as Chelsea Grin
79Straight Reads The Line
The Author


This did absolutely nothing for me
78William Control
Hate Culture


the lord worm review is the only reason for this to exist
77 Oasis
Discography
76Monuments
We Are The Foundation


terrible production, uninteresting
75Brokencyde
BC 13 EP


this makes the other brokencyde material look good!
74Chelsea Grin
My Damnation


zimmerman should cap these guys too
73Chelsea Grin
Chelsea Grin


one of the worst deathcore albums I've EVER heard
72Chelsea Grin
Desolation of Eden


lolbad
71Green Day
21st Century Breakdown


How does anybody like this? It's one of the most boring albums that tries to be exciting
70Chiodos
Bone Palace Ballet


Craig Owens wrecks almost everything he's a part of
69Kevin Federline
Playing With Fire


awwww yeeeee
68The Acacia Strain
Wormwood


I'll go out on a limb and say this is probably the last album I'd ever want to hear on repeat for eternity
67Capture The Crown
Til Death


Faggots
66Led Zeppelin
BBC Sessions


I really don't like these, would rather just hear the actual songs. Pointless release
65Chickenfoot
Chickenfoot


one of the biggest letdowns at the time, just a generic old guy throwback album :'(
64Millionaires
Cash Only


not even explaining this
63Exoskeleton
Plutonian Herd


hilarious album but the guitars will literally make your ears bleed
62Blood On The Dance Floor
EPIC


I dun goofed by ever youtubing this...
61The Bunny The Bear
The Stomach For It


I don't have the stomach for this terrible production
60Lou Reed and Metallica
Lulu


how did they ALL think this was a good idea? How did they think the song Junior Dad was a good idea?!
59Brain Drill
Quantum Catastrophe


these guys just seem to do everything wrong
58Ten After Two
Truth Is...


production ruined this, clean vocals are meh
57Machine Gun Kelly
Rage Pack


I like him but this was straight up bad
56Hawthorne Heights
Fragile Future


pussy shit
55Falling In Reverse
Fashionably Late


bad girls club HAS to be a troll song, what is this shit like really
54Woe, Is Me
Genesi[s]


after a decent debut these guys seemed to forget that their guitars have frets and just cry about former bandmates for an album's worth of junz
53Megadeth
Super Collider


they fooked up
52 Like Moths to Flames
When We Don't Exist


the definitive average core album, blandest crap i've ever heard
51Simple Plan
Simple Plan


it's shit
50Death Cab For Cutie
You Can Play These Songs With Chords


boringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboring boringboringboringboringboring
49Mellowhype
Numbers


stupid album and their following are the worst people except for bronies
48The Quiet Chapter of the Deadly Walls
Paradigm of Consensus


This is probably a troll album, but I probably put more effort into typing the band/album names and this description than he did making this turd
47Coldplay
Viva La Vida


boring, douchey album with monotone vocals
46Escape The Fate
Escape The Fate


the band successfully took away every single little thing I liked about them with this album
45Xardas
Chapter I


this sounds like the stuff id record when i was 12-13 and i'd feel like it was genius experimental work after I finished it.
44Burzum
Umskiptar


this shit also makes ZERO sense
43The Beatles
Let It Be


I just don't at all like this, I don't get it.
42Lil Wayne
I Am Not A Human Being II


so amazing
41AC/DC
Black Ice


HUGE disappointment
40Waking The Cadaver
Demo


shredded wheat
39Green Day
American Idiot


overrated
38Confide
Recover


generic garbage
37Behold... The Arctopus
Horrorscension


atonal garbage
36Green Day
Oh Love EP


fuck this EP
35Green Day
iDOS!


fuck this album too
34Nitro
O.F.R.


vocals way too over the top for this boy
33Longshot
The Distant


hilarity shall ensue when one listens to this
32An Arrow To The Knee
Getting Over Thunderdome


why..? what is this shit. terrible
31Doomthrone
Skeleton Veiled In Flesh


I am a skeleton, alive undead
30will.i.am
#willpower


fuck this guy, some of the most insipid and fake music I have ever heard
29Etienne Sin
The Art of Stealing Hearts


one of the biggest egos on this list sans Chris Martin, hilarious album cover and vocals but complete garbage
28 Snow White's Poison Bite
The Story of Kristy Killings


Casey Anthony should have been the vocalist's mother
27Lil Wayne
Rebirth


this isn't even a rock album, it's an abortion recorded live off the floor.
26Waking The Cadaver
Beyond Cops, Beyond God


This album is just crappy, and not in the hilarious way like their first album
25Arsis
United In Regret


soooooooooooo boring
24Aiden
Conviction


lord worm/chan review carries this
23Underoath
Act of Depression


early underoath is too christian for me
22Bring Me The Horizon
Suicide Season


all sounds the same
21Asking Alexandria
Reckless and Relentless


these guys can't get anything right
20Mac Miller
Blue Slide Park


hate this guy so much
19Hatebreed
Supremacy


blech
18French Montana
Excuse My French


Can't rap for shit probably inbred
17Bullet For My Valentine
Fever


sosososo boring
16Meek Mill
Dreams And Nightmares


none of this was good
15Justin Bieber
My World


incredibly cute boy
14Trivium
Ember to Inferno


was lame
13The Plot In You
First Born


one decent song and a bunch of garbage
12The Forrest Gump Mile High Marathon
The Forrest Gump Mile High Marathon


hopefully a joke album
11Scene Kidz
Fuq-N-Es-Kay


pointless crunkcore weee
10Texas In July
One Reality
9Crywank
Narcissist on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown


kind of funny I guess
8Coldplay
Mylo Xyloto


This album meanders about meaninglessly, and doesn't do anything to grab my attention. One of the most boring shit stains ever.
7 Behemoth
...From The Pagan Vastlands


crappy black metal lofi BS
6The Human Abstract
Midheaven


bleh
5 The Bunny The Bear
If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say...


wat is dis
4Slayer
World Painted Blood


dont see any reason to listen to this one
3Design The Skyline
Nevaeh


terrible
2For The Fallen Dreams
Wasted Youth


it just gets worse
1Converge
Jane Doe


horse shit
Show/Add Comments (53)

FAQ // STAFF & CONTRIBUTORS // SITE FORUM // CONTACT US

Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Site Copyright 2005-2013 Sputnikmusic.com
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Privacy Policy