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The Influences Of A Shit Band

Sometimes it can be hard to tell if a band sucks simply from hearing their music or reading their bio, so when in doubt, check who they list as influences, and if it includes any of these bands, then run far and run fast.
15Lil' Wayne
Rebirth
14 Muse
Radiohead for emo kids
13Avenged Sevenfold
Waking the Fallen
12Radiohead
Kid A


Music for middle-aged white guys not to dance too
11Metallica
Load


this may have been a good influence 20 years ago...
10 Miles Davis
Siesta


Are you in a shitty metal band? want to validate your awful music taste? call your doctor to see if jazz is right for you.
9Paramore
Riot!
8U2
The Joshua Tree
7Green Day
American Idiot


Punk rock was really about wearing makeup and writing songs about make-out parties, right?
6Motley Crue
Too Fast For Love


Like KISS minus the zeitgeist
5 Foo Fighters
Music for middle-aged white men


see Nirvana below
4Nirvana
Nevermind


claiming nirvana as an influence is easier than revealing that you're secretly a nickelback cover band
3Skrillex
Bangarang
2AC/DC
Back in Black
1The Beatles
Abbey Road
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