Minushuman24: I Got Hit By A Truck Yesterday

ViperAces 02.18.13	no one cares shut up
Vespiion 02.18.13	Shit, son. One of my cousins got hit while she was jogging on the sidewalk, you never know when a dumbass could nail you.
MichaelSnoxall 02.18.13	woah, that's insane. Glad you're okay, bto.
zxlkho 02.18.13	sue the living fuck out of that driver
ChopSuey 02.18.13	sounds like fun
oltnabrick 02.18.13	Sucks man
Hep Kat 02.18.13	The driver was like "gonna minus human today"
Calc 02.18.13	Was it a Dodge?
YoYoMancuso 02.18.13	no one cares shut up "Just Masturbated With A Sock"
Minushuman24 02.18.13	Ha and yes it was a dodge, I think. And not gonna lie.... it waaaas kinda cool, until you know... you hurt like hell
Calc 02.18.13	Ugh that's golden.
Ponton 02.18.13	not exactly surprised you got hit by a truck while listening to endgame
YoYoMancuso 02.18.13	anyway feel better man i have a friend who broke his pelvis and it looks like it's hell to go through
Storm In A Teacup 02.18.13	Damn I bet that hurt worse than when I fell down a flight of stairs yesterday. Glad you're okay man.
Minushuman24 02.18.13	thanks, amazingly, it was minor injuries
Ponton 02.18.13	killer fb status. just got hit by a truck and walked away like a boss
Minushuman24 02.18.13	totally
mindleviticus 02.18.13	sue that fucker
Minushuman24 02.18.13	damn, that sucks
CrownOfMagnets 02.18.13	WTF dude this just happened to my friend. Gary is that you?
Trebor17 02.18.13	I got hit by a caronce, now we're brothers
Omaha 02.18.13	You should've dodged the Dodge
Minushuman24 02.18.13	YES O_O.... no its not Gary
CrownOfMagnets 02.18.13	lol
ConcubinaryCode 02.18.13	I find it funny your last list is called "kill me".
NorwichScene 02.18.13	WTF 20ft up and 35ft along. You should be dead, sounds like a lucky escape
Relinquished 02.18.13	that was the driver's way of saying don't get a job at pizza hut but yeah I resurrected back from a 7 car pile up before and got hit by cars going at most 30
Trebor17 02.18.13	This reminds me of that one Muppets movie where Gonzo falls like 100 feet and they're all like "Dude!!!!!" and he's like "Don't worry, I broke the fall with my head"
ViperAces 02.18.13	im just joking man feel good
bloc 02.18.13	Minus human indeed...
Minushuman24 02.18.13	@concubinary XD and damn relinquished, glad you're alright
SadAndHolyGlow 02.18.13	Wow. Tough skin, eh? Good list.
ethixx 02.18.13	lol at 1
evilford 02.18.13	Damn dude that's fucking m/
Melons 02.18.13	My little cousin got hit by a truck once. Damn near tore his foot off.
Trebor17 02.18.13	I was in the hospital two valentine's days ago from getting hit by a car cheers
ZilbelPing 02.18.13	I've never been hit by a car. Planning on keeping it that way.
bach 02.18.13	One time I left my soda on the top of a car. :(
Trebor17 02.18.13	It sucks hard especially if you're a musician and brake legs or arms depending on what you play
ViralOblivion 02.18.13	Yeah I've been hit by a car compound fracture and a concussion and a few cracked ribs
Trebor17 02.18.13	I used to be an adventurous drummer, but then I took a car to the knee :(
ZilbelPing 02.18.13	Thankfully, I've never taken a car to the knee so I can keep drumming adventurously.
bach 02.18.13	Dude, I stopped caring about worldly events/ other things once skyrim came out.
Trebor17 02.18.13	Fun fact: I started actually posting often on sputnik cuz I couldn't walk for months
bach 02.18.13	I liked BTBAM when I joined. I've come a long way.
ZilbelPing 02.18.13	There was a user that posted a list at least a year ago saying they fucked themselves up and that they were going to start posting a lot more often. May have been you idk
MichaelSnoxall 02.18.13	"I used to be an adventurous drummer, but then I took a car to the knee :(" When I first started ut drumming, I broke my bass drum pedal and had no money to replace it, so I learnt for about six months how to play drums with no bass drum at all.
ZilbelPing 02.18.13	Shoulda just bought a entry level snare book and worked off of that, snorlax.
Minushuman24 02.18.13	Damn, trebor, that suuuucks
Shimana 02.19.13	omg this means you hav a purpose in life, go find it
BigBlob 02.19.13	haha 20 vertical ft.... Utter BS.
thumbcrusher 02.19.13	only break i've ever had was a minor fracture in my wrist from when i collided with someone playing football (spherical version). I think I started playing my guitar too soon afterwards cause it grinds quite a lot now...
NightProwler 02.19.13	Cool story, bro (no sarcasm) - lucky you didn't get hurt! Hopefully you'll recover soon from your minor scratches, being less than human and all, lol
foxxxythnksustnk 02.19.13	kfd
Damon 03.06.13	red light, brakes lock, hear the tires squeal....
Damon 03.06.13	Sorry, I had to