Vakarian12
02.13.13 | Goddamn it. |
LloydNewgreen
02.13.13 | Even though they get cut off, any Simpsons fan should know exactly what you're talking about. |
BigBlob
02.13.13 | Operator, give me the number for 911! |
Vakarian12
02.13.13 | They have the Internet on computers now? |
Jacquibim
02.13.13 | Marge, I'm not gonna lie to you...
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TheBigLebowski
02.13.13 | SKINNER |
MetallicOpeth
02.13.13 | "just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"
"STOP THE PRESSES!!" *puts down essay, gives it a pat* "OK START THE PRESSES!!!"
"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."
"Me fail English? that's unpossible"
"Homer no function beer well without"
"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"
on top of many many many many more, too many to count
" |
KILL
02.13.13 | neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrd |
MetallicOpeth
02.13.13 | there's a crayon in my brain? |
Vakarian12
02.13.13 | You've been hanging out with that floosy of a big brother of yours hav'nchu, hav'nchu!? LOOK AT ME!
Homer Simpson? The drunken gambler?
Thats right! |
demigod93
02.13.13 | AURORA BOREALIS |
Vakarian12
02.13.13 | Theres no bullets in that thing!
Yooooo, gimme the bullets
Oh okay don't shoot! |
MetallicOpeth
02.13.13 | "Arr, here be a fine vessel, the yarest river-going boat there be."
"I'll take it!!"
*boat sinks immediately*
"Arr, I don't know what I'm doing." |
Vakarian12
02.13.13 | Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha. Laughing time is over.
Last night’s Itchy and Scratchy Show was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. |
demigod93
02.13.13 | *after the shitty Marge-ified Itchy and Scratchy*
"Ehh, I could've pulled a better cartoon out of my a... HEY KIDS! WASN'T THAT FUNNY?!"
best krusty moment omg |
Thane
02.13.13 | lunch lady doris, have you got any grease?
yes. yes we do.
THEN GREASE ME UP WOMAN |
MetallicOpeth
02.13.13 | okie dokie |
Dolving999
02.13.13 | When the press is asking presidential candidate Ralph Wiggum about his views on immigration: "Stranger danger, stranger danger!"
It works both ways because he is actually scared of the press members. |
drasticaction74
02.13.13 | that's it, you people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! |
Masochist
02.13.13 | "I was saying Boo-urns..."
*automated telephone lady* "The fingers you have used to dial this number...are too fat. For assistance, please mash your palm on the keypad now."
"If your old man starts going crazy, just use the...'Shinning'...to call Willie, and I'll come rescue ya. But not between 4 and 5; THAT'S WILLIE'S TIME." |
SiameseInfinity
02.13.13 | 'Hey what's with all these people here? And it's like you're SHOWERING marge with all these gifts. Ah well, you want me i'll be in the tub'
'Oh by the way homer, congratulations on the new job.'
'New job...MARGE IS PREGNANT?' |
AtomicWaste
02.13.13 | "Hi Super Nintendo Cholmers, I'm learning!" |
LloydNewgreen
02.13.13 | "Town crier, I'd like to ask you a few questions. One, where's the fife? And two, gimme the fife." |
climactic
02.13.13 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jULyvmFkBGU |
drasticaction74
03.02.13 | a DINOSAUR
I laughed for days |
drasticaction74
03.02.13 | All in favor??
I!!!!!!
All opposed??
me |
