Crymsonblaze: Sam Raimi's Spider-man Movies Are The Best

Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	woot and woot hoot
theacademy 02.10.13	lol somebody hasn't seen blade II
theacademy 02.10.13	some motherfuckers always tryin to ice skate uphill
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	dam
ConsiderPhlebas 02.10.13	How do you feel? Like hammered shit.
toxin. 02.10.13	Crymson, are you conducting an experiment where you repeat the same controversial opinion for a long, long period of time and see what happens to people's reactions of these opinions over time?
theacademy 02.10.13	lol i had that ready to submit but was refreshing waiting for someone to comment first @phlebas
andcas 02.10.13	the watchmen.
someguest 02.10.13	Am I cray, am I cray, am I cray, am I crazy...
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	"Crymson, are you conducting an experiment where you repeat the same controversial opinion for a long, long period of time and see what happens to people's reactions of these opinions over time?" it's for my psych 608 class
ConsiderPhlebas 02.10.13	Boom. Appreciate it.
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	nah, i'm just a douche
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	by the way, 6000 comments tit honking for everyone!
ConsiderPhlebas 02.10.13	6002 for me, and every one of them gold
ConsiderPhlebas 02.10.13	Don't touch my tits, though
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	very cool ... ... honk honk honk
Scoot 02.10.13	spider-man 3 is indisputably terrible
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	honk your tits scotty
toxin. 02.10.13	"it's for my psych 608 class" damn knew it when you get your results published, make sure to point out that one of your subjects saw through your plan
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	70% thought i was trolling 29% thought i was crazy 1% knew it was for my class
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	i shall have a 63 page essay on the film tomorrow
toxin. 02.10.13	70% fo lpeope cna nto eard tihs. fi yuo rae sartm nad cna rdea tish, rpeost htsi ublilten.
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	teehee
KenboSlice 02.10.13	Spider-Man 3 was god awful. How anybody could've enjoyed that is beyond me.
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	i'm assuming that was funny, i can't read it :-(
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	"Spider-Man 3 was god awful. How anybody could've enjoyed that is beyond me." I know I'm beyond you
toxin. 02.10.13	lol
KenboSlice 02.10.13	Tell me what made Spider-Man 3 so good then.
ConsiderPhlebas 02.10.13	It's only the last word I can't read, brain has done a shit
toxin. 02.10.13	tawh si eth fifdercne enbtew aeupnt tutbre nad amj? bste jkoe eerv, ti aws on YIMHM, teh bste sohw erev
toxin. 02.10.13	I can't tell if you're serious Phleb, but think Myspace
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	A mini review i did on facebook once: "Sometimes, when you love a great movie that no one else does, you think, "How could no one see how amazing this is?" That pretty much sums up how I feel about Spider-Man 3. It's a movie that's almost universally hated among the nerd community, and receives an, "Eh, it was okay," at best. I really don't know why. Well, that's not entirely true. I can sort of see why someone might hate it. I guess you can look at it from two perspectives: a comic fan and a non-comic fan. I suppose, as a non-comic fan, I'm at an advantage; I couldn't care less about any of the changes they made. Oh, turns out Sandman actually killed Uncle Ben? Heresy! Oh wait, that's a miniscule plot point that doesn't matter to me. That's not why I watch movies. If I wanted to read a comic book, I would go read a comic book. I watch movies because I like to be entertained. And this movie is the pinnacle of entertainment. Every scene, every line, everything in this movie is memorable. Sam Raimi absolutely knows what he's doing, and every single second of this movie is coated in such Raimi-style camp that it makes it impossible not to love. There are so many quotable lines and wacky moments in this one that it manages to make the bloated run-time seem even shorter than the first two. The cast is in top-form, usually playing their dialogue with a cheesy self-awareness. Yet the film has enough sense to pull back from time to time and deliver some actual emotion every once in a while. It's this combination of camp and heart that really sets this series apart from other superhero movies, and this film in particular has it in spades. It's hard for me to choose, but I think this one is my favorite in the series, just based on sheer entertainment value alone. "How's the Spider-Man 3?" "Mmhm, so good.""
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	"tawh si eth fifdercne enbtew aeupnt tutbre nad amj? bste jkoe eerv, ti aws on YIMHM, teh bste sohw erev" htat si eht bste sohw erev dman
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	honk your tits silencio
toxin. 02.10.13	"htat si eht bste sohw erev" nmad ghrit ti si
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	i wnas't srue bauot soenas 8 ubt ti si gtetign btrete
KenboSlice 02.10.13	The only actor who did good in that movie was Thomas Haden Church. He played a great Sandman. Topher Grace was a terrible Eddie Brock. It was too campy. Come on, an emo Peter Parker trying to be all "smooth"?
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	"The only actor who did good in that movie was Thomas Haden Church. He played a great Sandman. Topher Grace was a terrible Eddie Brock. It was too campy. Come on, an emo Peter Parker trying to be all "smooth"?" Again, if you're not into camp, then I can see why you might not like it.
KenboSlice 02.10.13	I am into camp. It was too fucking campy though.
andcas 02.10.13	butler: the wound that killed your father came from his own blade on his glider harry: gee, thanks for just now telling me this after all this time and my face gets blown up. butler: troll face.
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	No such thing as too much camp
ConsiderPhlebas 02.10.13	Grinding through the jumbled writing, fucking brain seriously can't hack it
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	"butler: the wound that killed your father came from his own blade on his glider harry: gee, thanks for just now telling me this after all this time and my face gets blown up. butler: troll face." i know, that scene's great
andcas 02.10.13	okay tobey, you are now evil spiderman. we're gonna make you comb your hair down over your eyes and wear black because that's what evil people look like. you're gonna demand milk and cookies but not give a fuck because you're evil. evil people are naturally cocky so we're gonna need you to walk down the street and start pointing at women. there's gonna be a dance scene where you make mary jane all jealous but then you hit her after swinging all over the damn place.
KenboSlice 02.10.13	Andcas hit the nail on the head. So fucking stupid.
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	you're describing the best scenes
toxin. 02.10.13	"i wnas't srue bauot soenas 8 ubt ti si gtetign btrete" Damn I can't do this anymore. It's surprisingly a big time sink typing like that. And yea S8 is getting better although honestly that doesn't say much. The last episode was great though, damn they're probably going to disappoint tomorrow
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	"Damn I can't do this anymore. It's surprisingly a big time sink typing like that. And yea S8 is getting better although honestly that doesn't say much. The last episode was great though, damn they're probably going to disappoint tomorrow" I think the season started really bad but they've been getting better since they dispensed of the robin/barney junk for the most part I miss when Ted used to be the main character
KenboSlice 02.10.13	Describing the worst scenes.
ConsiderPhlebas 02.10.13	If we could all refrain from even speaking about the evil Tobey Maguire debacle the world will spin a little easier and I won't want to die
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	"Describing the worst scenes." no
andcas 02.10.13	so brock is gonna be praying at a church for parker to die. parker just happens to be there. the symbiote will detach from parker and go on to brock. hooray.
KenboSlice 02.10.13	Crymson watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoNgMVFQNBI
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	"so brock is gonna be praying at a church for parker to die." again... best scenes
andcas 02.10.13	so marko is gonna fall into this thing. you're never told what it is but it turns him into a monster. the scientists sense that something is clearly in the machine. but they don't stop it because the script doesn't call for it. boom there's sandman.
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	great scene not the best though, so i'll give you that one
Hyperion1001 02.10.13	i dont know if i can bring myself to read andcas comments
KenboSlice 02.10.13	I think Crymson is trolling
andcas 02.10.13	not even spiderman 3 is as worse as you hyper.
tiesthatbind 02.10.13	Spiderman 3 had better action scenes than any of the other movies in the series and most of the scenes people nitpick from it don't bother me, so I enjoyed it. Sue me.
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	"I think Crymson is trolling" Trolling is spouting stuff you don't believe I'm just being belligerent with my opinion There's a difference
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	woot, go ties!
andcas 02.10.13	"Spiderman 3 had better action scenes than any of the other movies in the series" lol.
Crymsonblaze 02.10.13	i don't really like the series for the action, but i basically agree the fights in it are certainly more memorable than any other in the series besides maybe the final green goblin fight
andcas 02.11.13	spiderman 2 action scenes > spiderman 3 action scenes
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	The fight with Doc Oc on the train is pretty great
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	well-done, for sure i've seen them all too many times to really say which one is most memorable to the average person though
tiesthatbind 02.11.13	I'll admit Spiderman 2 had pretty great action scenes, especially the train fight, but the fights against the Lizard in the new one were incredibly boring. I understand the hate for certain aspects of Spiderman 3 (even though a lot of it I either don't agree with or just gets blown way of proportion), but the action is all well done.
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	Need to watch 2 again, keep remembering bits I like. Why does he put the safety chip at the top of the arms, left uncovered, though? That's just asking for trouble.
DallyLama 02.11.13	nigga you 12
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	"the fights against the Lizard in the new one were incredibly boring." no kidding. i remember nothing about the fights and everything else was awful
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	"nigga you 12" wat
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	The bit where he crawls all over the Lizard and webs him up was quite cool, but the action wasn't great, and the soundtrack was oddly weak at points. The action from spider-man 2 + the characters from the new one would be ace.
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	the casting for amazing spider-man was pretty solid. mostly good actors. the writing, pacing, tone, acting, direction, woeful 3D (not important at all; just thought i'd mention it), terrible CG and overall rehashed feeling made it absolute dogshit.
andcas 02.11.13	new spiderman movie was ten times better than spiderman 3.
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	nah
andcas 02.11.13	yup
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	The sequel should distance itself from the original series. It was a bit soon for another origin story.
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	"yup" nah
tiesthatbind 02.11.13	I actually enjoyed ASM overall but it was definitely too soon for a reboot, despite certain tonal differences and different actors it really didn't divert that much from the original Spiderman (and yes, I enjoyed Spiderman 3 more than ASM). I definitely want to see something different in the sequels or else there was really no point in rebooting the series in the first place.
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	I think they'll all be like ASM, but without the origin plot-points the tone should distance them from Raimi's films. Better CGI (the lizard's face? wtf) hopefully.
insomniac15 02.11.13	I'm not a big Spider Man movies fan, I prefer the cartoon version. I watched the latest one only for Emma Stone.
ti0n 02.11.13	the latest one is a cheap copy of the raimi movies. and its not even close.
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	It had to keep to the basic origin points, the characters aren't the same at all. Martin Sheen and Sally Field are far more realistic than the aunt and uncle in Raimi's. Emma Stone can act, unlike Kirtsen Dunst, as can Andrew Garfield. And he doesn't shoot infinite webs out of his wrists, he makes them, with science. Boom.
andcas 02.11.13	I did like the raimi change with the spiderwebs because I mean he gets bit by a radioactive spider so why can't he shoot webs out of his hands when he can do everything else like climb up walls and shit.
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield CAN act, but they decided not to in ASM Sheen and Field were forgettable, bordering on bad Ifans is always entertaining. The writing didn't help anyone's case, though
theacademy 02.11.13	kirstin dunst is someone i really never throught was attractive until/except for spiderman 2/3, and even then i hated her as MJ.
andcas 02.11.13	you can't hate on ASM for those things and not hate on spiderman 3 which had them all, even more, and to a worse degree.
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	The difference is all in tone. It's like comparing TDKR vs. Batman '89 or Batman the Movie. Which one is more likely to get a free pass? Obviously the jokier one.
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	ASM had absolutely no charm, while the OT was nothing BUT charm Very much like the Star Wars movies
MetallicOpeth 02.11.13	no sam raimi's spider-man movies were total shit, they turned him into the biggest emo queefbag, pulling off shitty dance moves and spilling his pussy feelings any chance he got the new one smokes all 3 of them
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	nah
MetallicOpeth 02.11.13	"theacademy 02.10.13 [Report this Post] lol somebody hasn't seen blade II theacademy 02.10.13 [Report this Post] some motherfuckers always tryin to ice skate uphill" ahaha fuck yea acad, tho that quote is from the first blade :P
MetallicOpeth 02.11.13	"nah" sorry I know the truth hurts, I actually walked out of the theatres during spider-man 3, it was beyond shit, they fucked up venom soo badly, as mentioned the dancing, dark spidey emo shit was terrible, all around shit trilogy the only one i'll give a bit of a nod to was the 2nd one, it was ok
thejon93rd 02.11.13	LOL, The Amazing Spider-Man was horrible.
MetallicOpeth 02.11.13	still better than the tobey macguire shit-fest
theacademy 02.11.13	yeah i know (altho mad respect for calling me out on it) blade II is the better flick overall imo
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	"still better than the tobey macguire shit-fest" nah
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	"sorry I know the truth hurts, I actually walked out of the theatres during spider-man 3, it was beyond shit, they fucked up venom soo badly, as mentioned the dancing, dark spidey emo shit was terrible, all around shit trilogy" incorrect
andcas 02.11.13	don't tell him to watch blade acad. he'll just come back and tell you that the third was the best.
theacademy 02.11.13	ugh trinity UGH
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	Man the acting in the new one is cool as fuck, Sheen and Field nailed it without resorting to syrup.
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	"don't tell him to watch blade acad. he'll just come back and tell you that the third was the best." i've seen them. i don't care for them.
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	Loved Blade II but I wanted the sexy vampire chick to die screaming at the end for the sake of realism and my own twisted fantasies
theacademy 02.11.13	i didn't want her to die... it made me sad
theacademy 02.11.13	all she wanted was her father's love!
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	There's multiple continuities in the Spider-Man comics, ASM is based on modern depictions where people act like people. Raimi's were based on some insane sixties twee nightmare, shoe-horned up the ass of a modern setting. Also, all the actors in ASM can act.
andcas 02.11.13	parker posey made one sex ass vampire. too bad that film was such dog shit.
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	But instead she got Blade's love. I'd take it.
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	"There's multiple continuities in the Spider-Man comics, ASM is based on modern depictions where people act like people." Uh. No. The biggest offender is Peter/Garfield. He absolutely does not act like a real person. At least not a functioning person. Someone with a severe mental disorder, maybe. Oh, then the great part: when he dons the Spidey outfit, he becomes a complete asshole. It's like they said "the Raimi movies didn't have enough 'witty' Spider-Man lines. We'll have to shove four movies' worth into ours!" So Spidey just seems like a sociopathic douchebag. Contrast with the borderline autistic Peter, and it's just one completely unlikable character. "Raimi's were based on some insane sixties twee nightmare, shoe-horned up the ass of a modern setting." I agree that it's unrealistic. But in a good way. Also, all the actors in ASM can act." CAN. They don't. In no way does any actor pull off their respective characters than in the Raimi movie. Also, the writing in ASM was fucking shit.
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	Also, by 'witty' Spider-Man lines, I mean comedy gold like: "Hey, I'm swingin' here!" in a vaguely Brooklyn accent.
ViralOblivion 02.11.13	You're so fucking biased with these movies crysmon it's really pathetic
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	"You're so fucking biased with these movies crysmon it's really pathetic" Give me one reason I should be objective.
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	His one-liners always veer from fairly witty to cringe-worthy, he's not Oscar Wilde. Yeah he becomes a dick, but y'know, murder, tragedy, feels guilt and can't deal with it so acts like a normal youth and lashes out, but the consequences are higher because of his powers... then he stops being a dick and becomes a hero. Maguire was just a down-syndrome lettuce in an expensive Halloween costume. Ooh I've got powers. I think I'll stare at MJ for another film and a half, then comb my hair and dance a bit. Weeeeeeee! Your opinions are moot.
thejon93rd 02.11.13	LOL, better acting in TASM... compared to Raimi's trilogy?! J.K. Simmons alone is a better actor than anyone/everyone in The Amazing Spider-Man. Seriously, how do people like this dog shit? Some of you hated Spider-Man 3 for the dancing Peter scenes and yet you like watching Andrew Garfield stu-stu-stutter his way through his shitty lines in an attempt to appear like he's a teenager? Give me a fucking break. Venom in Spider-Man 3 looked a million times better than The Lizard, so screw the haters who say otherwise.
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	"Your opinions are moot." Yours are mooter.
andcas 02.11.13	"Also, by 'witty' Spider-Man lines, I mean comedy gold like: "Hey, I'm swingin' here!" in a vaguely Brooklyn accent." spiderman was always a sarcastic dick. something ASM nailed where as raimi completely failed.
ViralOblivion 02.11.13	Yeah at least there was chemistry between Emma and Andrew, Tobey and Kirsten were just emotionless cardboard and they handled the relationship of them i really horribly i never once believed they were in love
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	"spiderman was always a sarcastic dick. something ASM nailed where as raimi completely failed." Spider-Man is a shitty character, then.
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	"Yeah at least there was chemistry between Emma and Andrew" Not even a little.
Atari 02.11.13	3 sucks but still love the first 2
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	"LOL, better acting in TASM... compared to Raimi's trilogy?! J.K. Simmons alone is a better actor than anyone/everyone in The Amazing Spider-Man. Seriously, how do people like this dog shit? Some of you hated Spider-Man 3 for the dancing Peter scenes and yet you like watching Andrew Garfield stu-stu-stutter his way through his shitty lines in an attempt to appear like he's a teenager? Give me a fucking break. Venom in Spider-Man 3 looked a million times better than The Lizard, so screw the haters who say otherwise." Pretty much this.
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	"""You're so fucking biased with these movies crysmon it's really pathetic" Give me one reason I should be objective."" So... no reason then? That's what I thought.
andcas 02.11.13	what's well done about 3? like in depth analysis with the examples and why.
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	You have achieved absolute moot. Spider-Man isn't a dick, he's troubled by guilt and by an awkward relationship to power that's thrust upon him. He's snarky but lovable. LOVE HIM.
Iluvatar 02.11.13	wow spider man 2 alone contains one thousand times more worth than the amazing spider man. an insipid piece of shit, it wasn't even as funny as spider man 3.
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	Venom looked as awful as the Lizard but maybe the CGI was better, I mean they fucked the Lizard's face up so bad. Garfield looked like a late teenager enough to pass I thought, the stuttering bits were sweet and charming.
andcas 02.11.13	topher grace as venom was a joke and the fact he kept peeling back his face ruined the whole intimidation factor and vibe of the character.
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	Oh Baseline000, you've seen into the heart of me. Spider-Man 2 was an ok film, but Maguire urgh. Staring moony eyed at Kirsten Dunst, for two hours.
Iluvatar 02.11.13	3 was awesomely shitty, how is it not obvious that Raimi did not give two shits about the movie and set out to just make lols?
Iluvatar 02.11.13	the train scene in 2 is > than pretty much any other moment in any other superhero movie
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	Yeah the whole train sequence is great, the action and the resolution. But the conversations with aunt may made me want to die.
ViralOblivion 02.11.13	I'm pretty sure he only stuttered when he was around Emma stone cause he was nervous I'd assume And crymson explain this why did the butler tell Harry that he dad died from his own glider AFTER HE WAS HORRIBLY DISFIGURED and how did his face heal so damn fast? And Harry was a retard in school so how did he perfect his fathers formula? So many holes
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	"what's well done about 3? like in depth analysis with the examples and why." I've been over it. Many. Many. Times. "the stuttering bits were sweet and charming." Irritating and unconvincing* "You have achieved absolute moot. Spider-Man isn't a dick, he's troubled by guilt and by an awkward relationship to power that's thrust upon him. He's snarky but lovable. LOVE HIM." Nope.
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	"And crymson explain this why did the butler tell Harry that he dad died from his own glider AFTER HE WAS HORRIBLY DISFIGURED and how did his face heal so damn fast? And Harry was a retard in school so how did he perfect his fathers formula? So many holes" "how is it not obvious that Raimi did not give two shits about the movie and set out to just make lols" Iluvatar just answered your idiotic questions, Viral.
ViralOblivion 02.11.13	You fail to even see the problems with the movies which makes you biased
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	I feel like I could agree to disagree if you'd admit that S2 is better than S3
theacademy 02.11.13	1. Blade 2 2. TDK 3. X2: X-Men United
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	"You fail to even see the problems with the movies which makes you biased" Oh my god, you moron. Answer this question: "Give me one reason I should be objective." "I feel like I could agree to disagree if you'd admit that S2 is better than S3" See above, minus the moron part.
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	"1. Blade 2 2. TDK 3. X2: X-Men United" X-Men United is pretty good. Top 10 superhero movies at least.
Iluvatar 02.11.13	i honestly prefer first class to xmen united, although its close as the last quarter of first class falls flat mostly
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	I had the same problems with First Class as I did ASM but at least the three leads were really good.
ViralOblivion 02.11.13	A lot of people told you plenty of problems with the movie including venom and the way the relationship between my and Peter was handled very poorly it's ok to like a bad movie as long as you admit it's bad
andcas 02.11.13	"i honestly prefer first class to xmen united" lol. first class sucked ass minus fassbender.
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	"A lot of people told you plenty of problems with the movie including venom and the way the relationship between my and Peter was handled very poorly it's ok to like a bad movie as long as you admit it's bad" Again, not a reason I should be objective. I do like bad movies. Plenty of them. Uwe Boll's oeuvre, for instance. The Room. Etc. Spider-Man 3 is not one of them. Intentionally campy /=/ Bad.
ViralOblivion 02.11.13	The beginning nightcrawler scene in X2 is awesome
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	What's your favourite Batman film, Crymson? First Class was good but Kevin Bacon's accent belonged in its own film.
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	"What's your favourite Batman film, Crymson?" Batman '89, followed by Batman Returns. Batman Forever is godawful boring. Batman and Robin is a great bad movie. Batman Begins is boring. TDK is long-winded, hammy, and dull. TDKR is another great bad movie.
andcas 02.11.13	his favorite batman is batman and robin.
Iluvatar 02.11.13	the recruitment scenes were better than anything in the first 3 xmen films
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	"his favorite batman is batman and robin." Too late.
andcas 02.11.13	the mutants in the movie were so laughable.
Iluvatar 02.11.13	returns > begins ? '89
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	I prefer '89 just because I think Returns is a little too Burtony, but both are good.
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	Returns and 89 are about equal for me, then Begins and I don't know about the last two. Loved bits of them but they felt very baggy.
ViralOblivion 02.11.13	The Schumacher movies were made only for toys and merchandise
Necrotica 02.11.13	3rd Spidey's pretty underrated, even with Emo Peter
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	Rubber nipples.
andcas 02.11.13	returns sucked and I like burton.
Necrotica 02.11.13	Bat nipples and bat asses.
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	"3rd Spidey's pretty underrated, even with Emo Peter" +1
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	Michelle Pfieffer licks the skintight latex she's wearing. That's art.
andcas 02.11.13	shitty movie tastes itt.
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	Returns is when Burton starts becoming too Burtony. Beetlejuice, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, and Batman '89 are great
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	I saw Argo today. Affleck's beard alone is worth an oscar.
theacademy 02.11.13	confesh: i kinda dig Forever
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	Returns is more expressionist than Burtony, he went off the rails but that's part of its charm. edit: and Forever is a blast, man. It's ridiculous.
andcas 02.11.13	only because of jim carrey right?
Necrotica 02.11.13	"The Schumacher movies were made only for toys and merchandise" A BAT... CREDIT CARD??? NO... DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	Never leaves home without it
andcas 02.11.13	poor nostalgia critic.
Necrotica 02.11.13	"What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!!!" One of Freeze's best cheesy puns
ViralOblivion 02.11.13	http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/mjtv/ss/37377-shameful-sequels-batman-forever Shit is hilarious
andcas 02.11.13	say curses I fucking dare you "curses" GODDAMN THIS FUCKING MOVIE!
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	His shrill voice kills me, pretty funny though
thejon93rd 02.11.13	"The stuttering bits were sweet and charming." Yeah, if you're Shia Labeouf.
Necrotica 02.11.13	Still one of my favorite Nostalgia Critic episodes
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	Yeah NC is funny when he's not screaming
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	I prefer Spoony though by a lot
thejon93rd 02.11.13	Batman & Robin was way better than Batman Forever, at least I could laugh at Batman & Robin. When watching Forever, I felt like they were trying too hard to squeeze in as many genres of film as possible (which confused the overall tone of the movie). Plus, Clooney's a better actor than Val Kilmer.
andcas 02.11.13	"Plus, Clooney's a better actor than Val Kilmer" ugh!
ViralOblivion 02.11.13	Tombstone says hello ^
Necrotica 02.11.13	"Plus, Clooney's a better actor than Val Kilmer." I disagree so much. Clooney's one of those actors where you don't see him as a character, but Clooney playing a character. You know he's acting, and it's a little distracting. Val Kilmer seems to fit into his roles much better.
andcas 02.11.13	and the doors.
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	Yeah Clooney is great. Kilmer is awful
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	"Yeah, if you're Shia Labeouf." Let's keep it civilized.
andcas 02.11.13	you really are entering mentally retarded land.
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	"Batman & Robin was way better than Batman Forever, at least I could laugh at Batman & Robin." Precisely.
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	"you really are entering mentally retarded land." Oh no, I'm so disappointed with myself.
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	I mean: "Durr, furr, her durr gur furr"
andcas 02.11.13	if you don't know shit about tombstone or heat then you don't know shit about movies. did you even see him as jim morrison? he literally became that man.
theacademy 02.11.13	"Yeah, man. The Change-Up's one of the most underrated movies that I know."
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	Don't care for Heat, never saw Tombstone (outside of that great "NO!" scene). Don't like the Doors, so don't care about the movie.
andcas 02.11.13	triple fail.
Necrotica 02.11.13	I only enjoy The Doors when I'm stoned... and I get stoned a lot, so they're great!!!
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	"triple fail." Don't care.
andcas 02.11.13	top gun willow the doors tombstone thunderheart true romance heat the island of dr. moreau the ghost and the darkness the prince of egypt kiss kiss bang bang felon bad Lieutenant: port of call new orleans kill the irishman you got a lot of homework to get to.
thejon93rd 02.11.13	LOL, are you guys really arguing that Kilmer's better than Clooney? Kilmer was good in Heat, which is one of my favourite movies, but he was a supporting actor in that movie. I literally can't remember him in any other role that was memorable. Clooney, however, has: The Ides of March, The Descendants, The American (which was really great and extremely underrated, possibly his best performance), Up In The Air, Ocean's Eleven, Syriana, Good Night, and Good Luck, Three Kings, and so many more. What does Kilmer have? MacGruber?
Necrotica 02.11.13	I prefer the original Bad Lieutenant with Harvey Keitel
andcas 02.11.13	jon you didn't mention from dusk till dawn. your point is invalid.
ConsiderPhlebas 02.11.13	I'm here, Huckleberry, that's just my game. He was in True Romance??
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	willow is one of my least favorite movies of all time.
andcas 02.11.13	it's not as good as legend.
thejon93rd 02.11.13	I didn't really like From Dusk Till Dawn that much. I like the first half way better than the last.
andcas 02.11.13	what is wrong with you people.
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	this thread's probably just about dead congrats on giving me my most active list yet though! viva la RAIMI!
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	and, for the record: spider-man = spider-man 3 > spider-man 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amazing spider-man