Satellite: A Retirement Of Sorts

Satellite 02.08.13	loljk adam
theacademy 02.08.13	Grats homie gonna miss u
Killerhit 02.08.13	well crap i'm going to throw on some jane doe and cry myself to fuckin sleep
KILL 02.08.13	sweet one less person to snitch on me nah have fun good luck in life and never stop thrashin~
MetallicOpeth 02.08.13	cheers bro, you're a g hope everything works out for you!
evilford 02.08.13	farewell, good luck, live long and prosper
Satellite 02.08.13	thx bros kill i will miss u most of all I''ll check on this later and respond to everyone
Killerhit 02.08.13	later man. goodbye so soon, and isn't this a crime we know by now that time knows how to fly although time's short, I'll so long so soon, goodbye.
DrMaximus 02.08.13	Good luck with everything, man †RIP†
alachlahol 02.08.13	gonna miss the constant btmi jocking n talks of beautiful detroit city
Mookid 02.08.13	Farewell, man Soon I'll be in your position as well, well once I move to California in the next two years or so, I'll pretty much be saying goodbye to sputnik.
insomniac15 02.08.13	Goodbye, man. Good luck with your act!
pizzamachine 02.08.13	All the cool people leave! Have a good life Satty.
ZilbelPing 02.08.13	Good luck with everything, Satty. We didn't converse much (because I mostly lurk), but you're pretty cool/funny from what I've seen.
Mookid 02.08.13	Hey sat I gotta question. How did your change go from Michigan to New Mexico? I might be making a big change from Virginia to California in the future, and I've never moved before (well once when I was just born)
Poet 02.08.13	"I've been putting this off for a while, but the time has come for me to bid a pleasant adieu to Sputnik rather than being just another longtime user who faded in into obscurity" Don't be hating on us "All the cool people leave!" I'm still here for you!!
FromDaHood 02.08.13	See ya Satty, glad you've found your rhythm down in NM
theacademy 02.08.13	please keep michigan in ur heart M/
bungy 02.08.13	that's awesome that real life is treating you well uncle Tyler will miss u tho 8(
DominionMM1 02.08.13	later bro. good luck in the abq. fuck the wings btw
Eclecticist 02.08.13	Well that was kind of sad to read but hey, cheers man!
WeepingBanana 02.08.13	peace satty, you were one of the good ones also, you do stand up? do you have any videos you aren't too embarrassed to share?
Scoot 02.08.13	sad to see you leave s club forever
Trebor17 02.08.13	Congrats on the girlfriend and school and job and standup stuff oh boy Will miss you forever
SgtPepper 02.08.13	Yeah, congrats on everything. It's nice to hear your life is taking off in such a promising way. You and I didnt really know each other or talked, but I hope everything turns out well for you. Good luck with out there.
foxblood 02.08.13	never really talked to you but congrats man, don't often know people lucky enough to be in such a fortunate place in their life
Ignimbrite 02.08.13	"I have an amazing girlfriend who is (remarkably) into me" god damn it I hate you
Ignimbrite 02.08.13	But yeah, best of luck and please stop by every now and then.
Hyperion1001 02.08.13	i woke up this morning at like 1230 and turned on the computer and then masturbated for about 30 min but i havent take a shower yet
sixdegrees 02.08.13	I don't think i've talked to you before, but goodbye and good luck.
HSThomas 02.08.13	I kind of imagine this will be what you're like in 20 years. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS3U4cyRAYI Seriously though, best of luck, dude. You were a bit of a douche at times and you seem to hate anything that wasn't recced by p4k but for the most part you were cool. Cheers and have a beer on me m/
Xenophanes 02.08.13	Fuck. This is the classiest, least douchy goodbye list I've seen. Sad to see you go.
SeaAnemone 02.08.13	byeeeeeeee : (
taxidermist 02.08.13	Damn, sucks to see you go Satty. Seems like shit's really going great for you and I sincerely hope that it stays that way. You were a chill dude whenever we did converse. Hasta la vista. Cuidate hermano!
fromtheinside 02.08.13	Excellent list man. goodbye and good luck in the world
CrownOfMagnets 02.08.13	later bro. you were kind of a dick sometimes but you're still cool.
chambered99 02.08.13	satan lives in my cock
theacademy 02.08.13	a retirement from sports [2]
pizzamachine 02.08.13	"I'm still here for you!!" haha true bro :)
fromtheinside 02.08.13	nice catch academy now did anyone see what I just did there
Recspecs 02.09.13	Damnnnnnnn later man
foxxxythnksustnk 02.09.13	miss u
Kman418 02.09.13	well since i'm new here i really dunno who you are but your pie chart is 50% punk and you 5'd 3 of BTMI's so you will be missed greatly
andcas 02.10.13	well this sucks. I'll carry on the punk for you satty.
climactic 02.10.13	cya sat you will be missed
Satellite 02.11.13	holy fuck, where to begin @cad you are quite possibly my favorite user. go lions (my brother met jim fucking schwartz the other day btw https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10200659028547903) and i will always be a michigander and be an asshole to lobos fans here. @metallicopeth despite sticking with the worst username ever you're a total bro @insomniac thanks! @pizza that's one of the reasons i'm splitting honestly. peace dude. @zibel yeah man i can't recall ever really talking with you but you always seemed cool
johnnydeking29 02.11.13	Bye man, well done for choosing the right moment to quit and getting your priorities sorted; enjoy real life
Recspecs 02.11.13	RIP Satty RIP Denny's
Satellite 02.11.13	@Christian no, this will be my first time doing stand-up ever. stoked/anxious as fuck. I have a merkins bit that's pure gold, though.
Satellite 02.11.13	@Eli thanks man
Necrotica 02.11.13	I absolutely deplore plagiarism. Some will say that there are no new ideas and that every idea has been plagiarized from somewhere else and this is essentially true, but literal plagiarism is theft. Repeated plagiarism is even worse because not only is it stealing another's work, but it's insulting to those who have to continue to read it and recognize that someone has assumed that that they don't have the intelligence to pick it out. Yes, if the plagiarized work is obscure enough, the plagiarist may not be caught, but that can only go on so long and once a plagiarist has been labeled, then all her/his work from then on is subject to question. It is possible, as in the case of one young lady, to plagiarize unknowingly, but these cases are few and far between. Anything else is inexcusable. As PT Barnum said, "A sucker is born every minute." I think this applies here: anyone who allows her/himself to be wooed or impressed by work known to be stolen or subject to question is a sucker and nothing anyone else says or does will change that. This is, however, a free forum. In my opinion, if a plagiarist is recognized, the one who realizes the theft should point it out and then block the plagiarist. In this way, everyone is allowed to make use of this free forum and no one has to read anything s/he doesn't want to read..
Satellite 02.11.13	oh shit
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	Talking about music on the internet is something I've never identified with. Calling people idiots on the internet, however, is fun.
ZilbelPing 02.11.13	The capacity of human intelligence seems to limit the capabilities to expand upon any possible creative aptitudes. Indeed, if one cannot even notice the facets that the ingenuities around him are comprised of, how can he be expected to fashion a beast of his own? This inveterate sense of constraint is a great blow to the veracity of mankind’s abilities. It restrains us and holds our minds to the ground below, averting any possibility of rising above ourselves to something greater; something not fathomed by the conventional mind. This concept of seeking to go beyond one’s self, known as “transcendence”, is essentially a gateway to unlocking pieces of ourselves that can lead to some of the most elaborate and significant creations of our world. For many, this quest to transcend and form creations that were once considered unthinkable and overwhelming consumes life. Certainly it is rare to find such people, but when they are found, creative barriers are destroyed.
andcas 02.11.13	better film the comedy performance then put it online.
Recspecs 02.11.13	Satty are we still friends :0
Trebor17 02.11.13	Didn't mention me RIP
andcas 02.11.13	we're all getting snubbed here.
curseworship 02.11.13	Tyler I love you forever
NorwichScene 02.11.13	Bye : (
WeepingBanana 02.11.13	yeah seriously satty i wanna see you work the stage WITHOUT exposing your breasts this time
toxin. 02.11.13	See ya dude, congratulations on leaving this site/your life being awesome. I'm hoping my life eventually gets interesting enough that I can do so as well.
Crymsonblaze 02.11.13	I only hope that I lose the need to flamebait eventually gl hf
Satellite 02.12.13	i have shitty internet you black assholes christian i don't see that happening anytime soon
ZilbelPing 02.12.13	Sat, you're supposed to be retired. stop commenting and let us mourn
ZilbelPing 02.12.13	weep