BallsToTheWall
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Platoon Characters Ranked

Phenomenal movie.
1Bestial Warlust
Vengeance War Til Death


Sergeant Elias. Easy pick because it's Willem Dafoe who really rocks the fuck out of a bandanna and is the movie's most interesting character.
2Sodom
Agent Orange


Sergeant Barnes. The movie's resident alpha dickhead and villain. As a scarred lunatic Tom Berenger is even more badass when he's not being a scarred lunatic. Some of the most memorable dialogue in the movie belongs to him.
3Sodom
M-16


Bunny. Johnny Drama as a militant sociopath and self proclaimed Audie Murphy. Bludgeoning that gooks head in was brutal.
4Bolt Thrower
War Master


King. Keith David that is all.
5Conqueror
War Cult Supremacy


Sergeant Warren. Mother fuckin Candyman
6Vreid
Milorg


Chris Taylor. Sheen's character was pretty cool and I'm not dismissing his NFG approach to warring but others beat him out.
7Torchbearer
Warnaments


Big Herald
8Blasphemy
Fallen Angel of Doom


Francis
9Seges Findere
Genocidal Offensive


Sergeant O'Neill..oh man..Perry Cox's expression after getting promoted was priceless. On one hand his dichotomy was quite annoying but on the other it made the movie better. He was a perennial asskisser that was all bark and no bite and seeing cower was funny.
10Occult Crypt
Exterminate


Lt Wolfe. Giving all Wolfe's worldwide a bad name. Just looking at the guy you can tell he's a fucking shmuck.
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