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Manly Fucking Movies

I tried to limit the cliche ones but a few are undeniably manly. First Blood is not included because of the bitch ending. I without a doubt forgotten many but this is not a best of, just a collection i've been digging hard.
1Manowar
Kings of Metal


Death Wish/Bronson...Charles Motherfuckin Bronson. Speaking of Charles Bronson...the Tom Hardy starring flick based off the prisoner.
2Manowar
Battle Hymns


Taxi Driver/Raging Bull. Robert De'niro is too awesome in both to exclude one one of them.
3Manilla Road
The Deluge


The Sword of Doom. It portrays a Samurai who is not a hero or noble but a bad motherfucker who kills everyone in his path. Movies closes off with him destroying hordes of other Samurai while going insane with the visions of ghosts of people he's killed.
4Manowar
The Lord of Steel


The Warriors.
5Manowar
Fighting The World


Gran Torino/Dirty Harry. Basically any Eastwood movie can fit in here but these two stand above the others.
6Blasphemy
Blood Upon the Altar


Die Hard
7Archgoat
Angelslaying Black Fucking Metal


Shogun Assassin
8Bathory
Blood Fire Death


First Blood II
9Bathory
Under the Sign of the Black Mark


Bloodsport
10Bathory
The Return......


Hard Boiled/Heat
11Therion
Secret of the Runes


Dredd/The Raid Redemption: Both take place in a mega complex, alone and isolated while being watched but The Raid gets the nod for being more realistic and featuring more bone breaking carnage.
12Primordial
To The Nameless Dead


Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning. The inspiration of this list. Scott Adkins is a bad motherfucker and Dolph Lundgren and Jean Claude Van Damme are both Dolph Lundgren and Jean Claude Van Damne
13Primordial
Storm Before Calm


Road House
14Entombed
Clandestine


Fight Club
15Entombed
Left Hand Path


Conan The Barbarian
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