witchxrapist
11.23.12 | Also who else rocks man capris? |
SeaAnemone
11.23.12 | i don't see the strokes here i think ur good |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | strokes r a total hipter band |
Oathbreaker
11.23.12 | oh shit, I accidentally insulted a prominent member. |
ReturnToRock
11.23.12 | No you're not. There's no such thing as a 'hipter' |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | oh okay good im safe
oathbreaker you can relax now |
theacademy
11.23.12 | no strokes = ur ok |
theacademy
11.23.12 | edit: nvm sea checked in first |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | im really happy about the results of this thread because i was very worried i might be a hipter |
NightProwler
11.23.12 | Screw you gyus, the Strokes is a great band. |
Crymsonblaze
11.23.12 | total hippystar |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | nightprowler dude since youre a hipster how do you get hipster girls? |
theacademy
11.23.12 | yea englighten us hipster king nightproler |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | teach me how to bag them honies |
NightProwler
11.23.12 | First, you must learn to be patient. |
NightProwler
11.23.12 | Secondly, you need a beard. Chicks love beards.
And last, you have to be kinda like me. My mom always says I'm the brightest and most handsome man in the world, so go figure! |
Crymsonblaze
11.23.12 | dam i'll never be like prowly |
NightProwler
11.23.12 | Probably not, little friend. But you'll do your best! |
Crymsonblaze
11.23.12 | imma try to be like you!!! |
NightProwler
11.23.12 | You run out there and do it! |
jdennis31
11.23.12 | i heard hipster girls are sleuths but none of them will sleep with me. what is going on? is it me? |
SeaAnemone
11.23.12 | thx for the backup academy |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | bro i have a beard am i in? |
Adabelle
11.23.12 | Happy birthday mappzzzzz, i can now legally buy you a pint |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | hahahahaha im turned 24 dude |
Adabelle
11.23.12 | Yeahyeah yeah but now I can legally buy one duhhh |
NightProwler
11.23.12 | Yes. You have a beard, you're in. |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | oh word, when's yo birfday bro? |
Adabelle
11.23.12 | Same as u |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | dude thats wild hi 5 |
ZGP1992
11.23.12 | Hipsters are more of a visual/social thing |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | happy birthday btw bro |
EyesWideShut
11.23.12 | No, to be a "hipster" you gotta have a Neck Beard, not just a regular one.
And when someone asks whats the best Arcade Fire album you gotta be like "duh the demo" |
Spec
11.23.12 | the strokes |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | "No, to be a "hipster" you gotta have a Neck Beard, not just a regular one. "
what |
VermicideReloadead
11.23.12 | hipter doesn't exist, you're fag that loves emmure, that shit is atrocious. |
sniper01
11.23.12 | lol |
Inferis
11.23.12 | Calling someone entry level when it comes to music is fucking gay. |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | emmure is dope |
VermicideReloadead
11.23.12 | emmure is poop, is a mountain of manure in its purest form. |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | except theyre dope |
sniper01
11.23.12 | you can't argue with a guy who rapes witches, man |
EyesWideShut
11.23.12 | "what"
yea man your beard has to extend to your collar bone |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | what |
ConcubinaryCode
11.23.12 | You're no hipter, but I'm pretty sure you're a witch rapist. |
AStableReference
11.23.12 | Listening to anything different or underground makes you a hipster now. |
sniper01
11.23.12 | no it doesn't. |
AStableReference
11.23.12 | Current popular opinion would suggest so. Not saying it's true. |
sniper01
11.23.12 | popular opinion is so mainstream though |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | i dont think you guys understand what it is to be hip tbh |
WiltedFlower
11.23.12 | what is wrong with being a hipster? the most "popular" and "cool" kids are hipsters at my school, i'm jealous :( |
sniper01
11.23.12 | i'm just in here saying stupid shit |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | youre saying brilliant wisodm |
sniper01
11.23.12 | i knew it |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | its like that one krallice song except it goes somewhere and theres no scent of patchouli |
sniper01
11.23.12 | good metaphor |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | that was a smiley |
sniper01
11.23.12 | sup dawg |
jdennis31
11.23.12 | baby baby, try to find, a little time, and i'll make you happy, i'll be home, waiting beside the phone, waiting for youuuuuu |
Cygnatti
11.23.12 | moar strokes plz |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | you guys wanna see my favorite sweater? |
sniper01
11.23.12 | only if it has xmas lights attached to the front |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | nah, its just a plain greenish brown |
sniper01
11.23.12 | you're probably a hipter then |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | noooo thats a bad thing i think |
sniper01
11.23.12 | do you wear the sweater while you read pitchfork reviews? |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | i just kind of wear sweaters whenever its cold out its because im so into emo you know? |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | so yes, sometimes |
sniper01
11.23.12 | ahh yeah i got u. i think that means yr an emo type so yr not a hipter. |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | oh cool thats pretty chillaxed |
omnipanzer
11.23.12 | I shook my magic 8 ball three times and it says:
● Signs point to yes
● As I see it, yes
● It is decidedly so
So there you have it, definitive proof. |
sniper01
11.23.12 | lol |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | bro i dont believe in gambling |
sniper01
11.23.12 | too mainstream? |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | jew shit |
sniper01
11.23.12 | ohhhhh |
witchxrapist
11.23.12 | yeah dude its all cool, goys will goy no big deal |
AStableReference
11.23.12 | Real emo "skramz"(derp) is for hipsters. |
auberginedreams
11.23.12 | "Secondly, you need a beard. Chicks love beards."
wut no they don't. |
AStableReference
11.23.12 | What about hipster chicks? |
witchxrapist
11.24.12 | Acting like an entire demographic either likes or dislikes something as a whole is hilarious, oh children. |
sniper01
11.24.12 | females are all the same don't you know |
witchxrapist
11.24.12 | in the sense that they always reject me :[ |
