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Top 10 Twilight Men Ranked

From studs to duds.
1Soundtrack
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse


1. Carlisle 10/10. Look at those flowing blonde locks, lethal smile and mesmerizing eyes. The Don of the Cullens, Carlisle is just as if not more memorable than Vito Corleon. Who am I kidding, Vito's a fat, old fuck. Carlisle is young, sexy and dangerous, esteemed and respected by all. Former Volturi agent turned family man. Carlisle makes me swoon.
2Soundtrack
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse


2. Jasper. 9.5/10. The tortured soul and dark passenger that is Jasper only makes him that much sexier. His cool, withdrawn personality, vicious fighting ability and subtle sense of humor make girls all over, and in my case guys cream their pants.
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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse


3.Emmet. 9.4/10. The hottest guy in Twilight period. His imposing physique, his fighting ability, his protector role, brash confidence and his beautiful eyes lead him to be one of Twilight's essential characters.
4 Soundtrack
Breaking Dawn


4. Aro. 9.2/10 OMG such a sinister stage presence, such charm, such intellect, such a erotic villain. Those eyes! He has etched the halls of Twilight lore with his immortal charm and ravishing looks.
5 Soundtrack
Breaking Dawn


5.Caius. 8.4/10 The Prince of Darkness...sleek, eloquent, dark and incredibly handsome. Caius puts Dorian Gray to shame.
6Soundtrack
The Twilight Saga: New Moon


6. Felix. 7.1/10. The Peter Steele of Twilight. This handsome, lumbering hunk is the pinnacle of sexy. Behind his cool exterior is a deadly enforcer willing to kill at anytime.
7Soundtrack
The Twilight Saga: New Moon


7. Paul. 6/10, the bonafide badboy of the wolf pack. Sexy, daring and scary, he just knows how to get a girl wet.
8Soundtrack
Twilight Official Soundtrack


8.Sam. 5/10 A hot, noble douchebag. Faux leader, scumbag to women and overall protector of the pack.
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Twilight Official Soundtrack


9. 4/10 Jacob. He's definitely hotter than Edward, look at his ripped abs, broad shoulders and sexy ripped arms. However he has the maturity of a four year old. His drama brings down hot points.
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Twilight Official Soundtrack


10. Edward. 0/10The biggest pussy of them all. He's not hot, he's not strong, he's not charismatic, he's not independent or useful in any kind of way other than moping and being a codependent creep.
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