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Picking Up Chicks With Darthmann

okay here are my essential tips to picking up bitches whether over facebook, in the pub, or at a game of footy
1 Adaje
Yore Vells


first things first you must obey this 1 rule of picking up chicks if you do not obey the consequences will be dire. Never, ever be submissive to a girl. If they say something you don't like, call them out straight away, don't let it slide. If you let your potential partners think they have free will to do as they please, it won't be long before they start doing exactly that - which could end in very unfortunate circumstances for all parties involved.
2Pearl Jam
Yield


always engage in fights with them, but always keep them humurous and non-serious, so that if a serious fight looks likely to erupt, you have practice in defusing the situation (this is in a relationship)
3Pink Floyd
Animals


when picking up chicks make sure you know a number of good pick up lines such as "Did it Hurt" "Did what hurt?" "When you fell from heaven!" *giggles* "cos your face is pretty messed up." Pickup lines like these are essential to making the girl feel loved, even if she knows they are just petty bullshit you probably found in woman's weekly. and then u can start the real flirting
4Ulver
Bergtatt


do your best to steer the conversation towards attractive celebrities such as mila kunis or that chick from modern family. the girl might be like omg i wish i was as good looking as her and then u can get a twinkle in ur eye and be like 'well, now you mention it'
5Radiohead
Kid A


girls are often quite simple. the ones that say that girls are complex are especially so. Girls generally just want attention, so give them that attention, pretend u have various other events u need to attend, and when theyre like sad and say 'oh, ill see you later' u can be like hehe just kidding id rather spend time with u!
6Iron Maiden
Powerslave


if worst comes to worst, you can employ the ultimate tactic which i like to phrase as "When in doubt, flop it out."
7Genesis
Foxtrot


Warning: use 6 with discretion, it could end very badly and/or painfully. Only use it as an extreme last resort, if the girl seems to be distracted and trying to look for an escape, just give her a sneak preview if u want
8In Flames
Whoracle


it is a good sign if the female brings up or mentions past bf's, being lonely, and if she says she's horny or been looking for a way out of something (like some form escapism) u know home base is only a mouth movement away
9 Joy Division
Le Terme


if she starts getting distracted, mentions that other guys are hot (this could also be a ploy 2 make u jealous but thats just generic teen bullshit when ur going for 20 y/os i dont think this is a case), says that she is tired, tries to avoid making contact with u (if ur sneakily placing ur leg agaisnt hers or somethin idk) then its best u just retreat because i think u have failed ur task.
10Kanye West
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy


either that or u could just get her really drunk
11Band
Album


and draw her in with how rich u are
12Tenhi
Kauan


lying is also a very valuable method of making them like u. say ur really famous or rich or something and theyll be all over u or atleast the stupid ones will
13Sonic Youth
Daydream Nation
14Thrice
Vheissu
15Sleep
Dopesmoker


if u put all of this together it should look a little like this
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