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09.18.12 100k Last.fm Plays07.13.12 Best Album Art
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03.09.10 Black Metal Band Name Shortlist03.04.10 Grindcore Band Name Shortlist

100k Last.fm Plays

take a long hard peep at ~4 years of casual music listening fellas
1converge
jane doe


oblig
2elliott smith
elliott smith


angsty bullshit
3curl up and die
the one above all, the end of all that is


poor man's converge
4intestine baalism
banquet in the darkness


many riffs
5pig destroyer
prowler in the yard


cookie cutter grind
6arghoslent
incorrigible bigotry


racist so the music is bad
7cannabis corpse
blunted at birth


retarded gimmicks aside these guys play pretty good straight up dm
8the black dahlia murder
unhallowed


theyre really fuckin catchy okay leave me alone
9palehorse
habitual linestepper


many grooves
10demilich
nespithe


my favourite roll around on the floor and air guitar music
11eleventh he reaches london
hollow be my name


music to pretend youre an intellectual to
12city of caterpillar
city of caterpillar


omg climaxes~~~
13the black keys
thickfreakness


i cum on these guitar tones
14rosesdead
stages


i like metalcore
15hacksaw to the throat
wastelands


four people sat down and agreed on this band name. think about that carefully
16mastodon
leviathan


haven't listen to the hunter
17cryptopsy
none so vile


i do lord worm impressions in the shower
18municipal waste
hazardous mutation


thrash elitists assemble
19two gallants
the throes


just a lil literary reference, no biggie
20botch
we are the romans


im more of a greek
21portal
swarth


sometimes i close my eyes and listen to portal and jump up and down and pretend im a cool space monster
22insect warfare
world extermination


who would wage war upon insects except for maybe pestilence
23bolt thrower
realm of chaos


dm by the books
24vektor
black future


intergalactic thrash
25discordance axis
the inalienable dreamless


just a bunch of noises
26gaza
i don't care where i go when i die


not like you even have a choice in the matter shithead
27terrorizer
world downfall


"baaww the world sucks government is dumb war is bad" tahts my impression of grindcore
28opeth
my arms, your hearse


opeth sputnik resurgence 2012
29buckethead
colma


pretty much just this album, who can be bothered with that fucken discography
30kalmah
swampsong


imagine if children of bodom were still dumb and gay but they wrote some cool riffs
31horse the band
the mechanical hand


only 90s kids will get this!
32kvelertak
kvelertak


i doint like the music, just the band name
33garden of shadows
oracle moon


many leads
34cursed
i


crused
35plague of shadows
seven bodies, eight graves


imagine how many bands called [noun] of shadows there is
36mewithoutyou
brother, sister


many words
37spitfire (usa-va)
cult fiction


poor man's botch
38drudkh
forgotten legends


fav black metal, not that im huge on it
39tom waits
rain dogs


whiskey, cigarettes, tom waits
40i hate myself
10 songs


what a gay band
41 battlemaster
warthirsting & winterbound


best music to play dungeoins and dragons to!
42majority rule
emergency numbers


dreamo
43poison the well
the tropic rot


fav music to poison wells to
44autumn leaves
embraced by the absolute


chunky ass melodeath
45explosions in the sky
the earth is not a cold dead place


idc if its samey and uninspired it sounds nice
46at the gates
slaughter of the soul


also probably about 50 ripoff bands
47the dillinger escape plan
calculating infinity


i dont like greg puciato
48black sheep wall
i am god songs


i dont like the music just starcraft
49nirvana
in utero


cobain lives
50doomriders
black thunder


favourite music to assault my landlord to
51vehemence
god was created


anthiestic death metal band #67848819212
52seasick steve
dog house music


before he sold out
53animosity
animal


brootale
54 after the eulogy
libertine's dream


imagine how many bands called after the [noun] there is
55breather resist
charmer


on par with botch! [!]
56weekend nachos
unforgivable


mainly just the title track
57every time i die
hot damn!


havent listened to ex lives
58pygmy lush
mount hope


many melancholies
59gospel
the moon is a dead world


new album is going to be shit if it ever gets made
60gorillaz
gorillaz


im a wildlife conservationist
61throats
throats


poor man's converge
62trap them
seizures in barren praise


and kill them
63the beatles
abbey road


what a poser
64 nehemiah
the asphyxiation process


theyve got two vocalists who are both terrible haha
65assück
misery index


ive never sücked an ass hoest
66gza
liquid swords


token rap artist
67 dismember
like an ever flowing steam


isnt it funny how dismembering someone and remembering someone are completely different??? haha right guys??
68eminem
the marshall mathers lp


thumbs up if ur white and middle class
69 la dispute
somewhere at the bottom the river


o god my sputnik is showing
70boards of canada
music has the right to children


many samples
71nasum
shift


lots of grind plays for some reason?????????
72godspeed you! black emperor
slow riot for new zero kanada


hipster cred secure
73maylenes and the sons of disaster
maylene and the sons of disaster


poor mans etid
74megadeth
rust in peace


dave mustaine writes good riffs for a gay man
75pestilence
consuming impulse


props to u if you read down this far and got the earlier reference to this which i forgot
76iron monkey
our problem


fav music to do wrestling moves on concrete to
77slowdive
souvlaki


float
78grand belial's key
judeobeast assassination


sometimes you need a really fucken dirty old riff to see you through you know what i mean
79 thrice
the artist in the ambluance


o god my sputnik is uadfsanjkad
80 the locust
plague landscapes


this is probably the only band on the list that i genuinely dont like any more
81the tallest man on earth
shallow grave


seen taller
82 electric wizard
come my fanatics


pummelling
83adramelech
psychostasia


nespithes more functional little brother
84electrocution
inside the unreal


fav -tion
85the blinding light
junebug


underrated
86nick drake
pink moon


if elliott smith wasnt gay as hell
87ghostlimb
ghostlimb


ghostlimb
88depravity
silence of the centuries


underappreciated finnish dm
89undying
at history's end


the singer is a girl!!
90 zao
where blood and fire brings rest


standard metalcore
91mineral
the power of failing


jesus christ marie
92arctic monkeys
whatever people say i am...


im english
93sunny day real estate
diary


poor man's mineral
94watchmaker
kill. fucking. everyone.


i dont like the music i just want a freakin watch
95mothra
dyes


i dont like the music i just fuckien hate godzilla!!!!!!!!!!
96cruciamentum
convocation of crawling chaos


nwoosdm is going to be an acronym soon i cant wait
97rodrigo y gabriela
rodrigo y gabriela


rodrigo y rhythm guitarist
98 pretty little flower
crushing fury of bastardization


poor man's insect warfare
99gridlink
amber gray


sooo intense~ ~
100black sabbath
master of reality


glad i managed to get one good band on the list
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