Puzzles
06.23.12 | Do you think I may have dained my bramage?
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Trebor.
06.23.12 | for all intensive purposes
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Funeralopolis
06.23.12 | I am pretty much the same way. |
Hyperion1001
06.23.12 | fuck everybody |
Satellite
06.23.12 | the smell of victory |
Trebor.
06.23.12 | I take intense shits if that's close enough |
Puzzles
06.23.12 | "for all intensive purposes"
"for all intents and purposes" lol |
Trebor.
06.23.12 | that's the joke thanks for ruining it oh man did i ever wprk hard crafting it and you blew it big time big boy i hope tyoy are priud of that fact |
Satellite
06.23.12 | i would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling english majors |
Hyperion1001
06.23.12 | robert how does it feel to be misunderstood please respond |
Recspecs
06.23.12 | Are you passionate in bed? |
Trebor.
06.23.12 | I am misunderstood nobody even gets me and I try so hard to be funny it's because my uncle touched me in my no no zone when I was 7 and all the kids laughed |
FromDaHood
06.23.12 | I don't have that problem because I'm startlingly handsome and am so affable that my very well-informed views on
everything are always valued and often accepted as truth no matter the intensity of the debate.
So yeah, learn how to use inflection you chode. |
Recspecs
06.23.12 | I didn't ask you snorlax. |
Hyperion1001
06.23.12 | what a heartbreaking story |
Trebor.
06.23.12 | I'm like really non confrontational so I only go off on people in my head but if I was like larry david I would give so many shits |
Recspecs
06.23.12 | A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO..""
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx |
Puzzles
06.23.12 | Sputnik is a... unique place. |
domakesayuhh
06.23.12 | thanks for telling me your level of intensity. i was not aware that there was a measuring tool for this attribute of humanity but yours appears to be very high and unattractive. I'm sure youll die cold and alone, covered in parasites and feces |
Acanthus
06.23.12 | 5 and 1 are fucking amazing.
Relating wise? Yeah. My friends and I go by "You can say whatever you want, as long as you're willing to be judged"
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BallsToTheWall
06.23.12 | DICKBOX FUCKASS COCKLICKER RED ROCKET MOON CRICKET GOOK SPIC SPADE SCALLYWAG |
Satellite
06.23.12 | old ppl give a shit like crazy though
u can't explain that |
Satellite
06.23.12 | as a longtime waiter i can attest that no demographic gives more of a shit than the elderly |
Emim
06.23.12 | Indians are in-tents people |
Satellite
06.23.12 | did you hear about the kidnapping?
he woke up. |
domakesayuhh
06.23.12 | ohhhh
idgaf. |
Puzzles
06.23.12 | "You can say whatever you want, as long as you're willing to be judged"
Damn, I haven't heard that one before. That's great. |
Trebor.
06.23.12 | lol great jokes |
Satellite
06.23.12 | i stole mine from majora's mask
+1000 satpoints to whoever knows which character(s) i stole that from |
Puzzles
06.23.12 | What time is it in the US now? I would be willing to bet 3am. All of you, I suspect, are either in that semi-drunk, half conscious state or completely drug fucked on sunshine acid or crack. |
Satellite
06.23.12 | it's 3:36 in real america and i am pretty loaded |
Satellite
06.23.12 | i have to be to work in 11.5 hrs :/ |
Trebor.
06.23.12 | I'm in a pretty weird state to say the least but it's only 12:39 here |
Satellite
06.23.12 | california is a pretty weird state
also, mescaline |
Emim
06.23.12 | I'm in an awesome state eating orange ice cream and watching youtube. It is also 12:41 here |
Trebor.
06.23.12 | Me an Emim role cali style
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Satellite
06.23.12 | inglewood up 2 no good |
Curse.
06.23.12 | I am really baked and listening to punk that makes me reminisce about times I've never actually had |
Emim
06.23.12 | cool story:
my town has a gang called the p-villains |
Curse.
06.23.12 | do they steal dongs |
Emim
06.23.12 | probably with their anuses |
Trebor.
06.23.12 | I live in the 8th safest city in America or some shit like that |
Satellite
06.23.12 | i'm from one of the safest (midland) and now live in possibly the most dangerous (saginaw). they are 15 minutes from one another. |
Trebor.
06.23.12 | It is |
Emim
06.23.12 | goin hard wit it |
Satellite
06.23.12 | i fail at being interesting |
Trebor.
06.23.12 | let's make every post longer than the previous |
Trebor.
06.23.12 | riff fucked it up fuck |
Puzzles
06.23.12 | Any sane Australians about the place? |
Trebor.
06.23.12 | Why you such a downer tonight |
Butkuiss
06.23.12 | Sane Aussie reporting in.
You should've known better, expecting a serious answer from Sputnik at this hour, Puzzles. :P
Meh. I'm pretty passionate about a lot of topics, and I love arguing too. I almost got kicked out of a restaurant once for talking politics too loud with a friend. But at the same time, I'm pretty nonplussed about what people think about me in general, so I don't really care most of the time.
And yeah, I've been described as a "loud, foul mouthed elitist pseudo-intellectual asshole" way too many times to count. |
JohnnyoftheWell
06.23.12 | Yeah, I get you, I'm like that too with a lot of things
Is it just me or is "calm the fuck down" the MOST annoying comment possible when you're in an intense mood? |
CrackeTheSkull
06.23.12 | Excellent... but have you even heard Mordium? |
TomArnoldsArmpit
06.23.12 | I am indifferent to 90% of life |
Puzzles
06.23.12 | "And yeah, I've been described as a "loud, foul mouthed elitist pseudo-intellectual asshole" way too many times to count."
Story of my life. Ha! I'm always curious, Sputnik can be unpredictable at times.
"Is it just me or is "calm the fuck down" the MOST annoying comment possible when you're in an intense mood?"
This x100000, my god, it's the worst.
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Puzzles
06.23.12 | lol, andcas, you know that's a total misconception, right? The most dangerous animal I've ever witnessed is a fucking red back spider. That was 10 years ago or something. Australia is about as harmful as a five year old with a golf ball. |
Butkuiss
06.23.12 | ^Puzzles is lying, I've actually seen kangaroos attack grown men. Not to mention all the dropbears around. |
Puzzles
06.23.12 | hahaha fucking dropbears |
Curse.
06.23.12 | bears that attack from treetops. It is becoming an epidemic in Australia |
Butkuiss
06.23.12 | http://australianmuseum.net.au/Drop-Bear
http://mediacdn.disqus.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/267/4174/original.jpg |
Puzzles
06.23.12 | ^ See, it's legit. |
Cells
06.23.12 | I agree with Sat in that old people give lots of shits. These bitches always crying cuz I put to much or too little mayo on their crummy sandwiches... |
LifeAsAChipmunk
06.23.12 | "bears that attack from treetops."
Holy fuck, dat shit cray. |
SeaAnemone
06.23.12 | Calm the fuck down, Puzzles. |
paxman
06.23.12 | Well mayo is more important than politics |
SeaAnemone
06.23.12 | and this is like the opposite of me
with pretty much everyone I flat-out refuse to speak up about music whatsoever, and the same goes with religion and politics though it depends on who Im talking with, a little |
SeaAnemone
06.23.12 | lol andcas
It's not like I walk around in condemnation of lesser beings
I keep my mouth shut about religion and politics in social situations because I know that my opinion isn't really worth anything nor am I great at getting my point across much of the time so I avoid the subjects as to not ruffle any feathers
With music I know I would come across as a condescending asshole if I tried to talk about it and literally none of my friends care about it (at least in the sense that you and I and sputnikmusic) care about and listen to music so it's better to just avoid that convo as well |
SeaAnemone
06.23.12 | sounds like Puzzles just needs a little humility and tact if you ask me |
Cells
06.23.12 | In terms of the list, I feel like im an intense person in front of people who's opinions I care to hear about, otherwise I just shut up and (like trebor) counter their arguement in my head. |
SeaAnemone
06.23.12 | "I had a girl at a bar tell me her favorite album was by nicki minaj. I decided to bite my tongue because she was hot. it did still drill into my brain with anger."
Yeah I mean that's basically what I'm always doing (with music), my standards just go way lower than hot girls: i.e. last week I was at my new job in a kitchen and some of the cooks began talking about horrible music that they like (it was actually easycore lol) and I just kept my mouth shut
Then they started talking about Pelican and Isis which was kinda surprising but yeah I still don't get into that... music's no fun to talk about in real life I'd much rather talk about anything else and I talk about music enough on here |
Cosmiche
06.23.12 | you just have to stop being such a tool. learn that no one REALLY cares about your opinion |
Cells
06.23.12 | except your mom :) |
Graveyard
06.23.12 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adM8b4LKfI0 |
Cells
06.23.12 | movie is so good especially the love and hate health ed scene. |
MO
06.23.12 | "+1000 satpoints to whoever knows which character(s) i stole that from"
juggling twins, game rules face |
SaneTBP
06.23.12 | I just don't get it. I really like to talk about music with almost all of my friends. Sure, they don't know almost any of my favorite artists/bands, but that's not a problem really. I can't talk about the new Mount Eerie with them but I can still talk about music generally or some artist we both like (there is almost always one).
I also find it pretty weird how everyone on the internet says that people offend their tastes quite usually, that never happens to me. |
SaneTBP
06.23.12 | Not that I'd actually talk a lot about music irl, I just don't see any reason to avoid it |
SeaAnemone
06.23.12 | Well I also have friends who wouldn't say things like:
"Do you think the influx of tr00 pop-punk means the end of easycore (RIP)?"
"turntable or die"
"Albums that are an experience..."
"Oh my god how can Rush still be so good?"
or
"Did you hear how black metal that new Mount Eerie album is??" |
MO
06.23.12 | sea on the status of sputnik lists |
SaneTBP
06.23.12 | @SeaAnemone nice try
I admit though that my previous message had one quite inconsiderate sentence, I don't have artists in common with almost all of my friends. It's not an obstacle in conversation though |
Recspecs
06.23.12 | Oh my God, does anyone else want to grab a Foster's and go dropbear hunting? |
SeaAnemone
06.23.12 | lol Foster's
drink something cheaper or better |
Recspecs
06.23.12 | Foster's is the only Australian beer I know of. |
SeaAnemone
06.23.12 | Oh okay I forgot this kid was Australian.
I heard they don't even drink Foster's in Australia though. |
Recspecs
06.23.12 | Yeah they probably drink koala piss or Deviant's sweat or something like that. |
SeaAnemone
06.23.12 | "or Deviant's sweat or something"
shit'll fuck you up
one minute you're saying stuff like "electronica" and then afterwards you'll be illuminating people halfway around the world on the dangers of poor grammar and the importance of correctly identifying future garage |
Recspecs
06.23.12 | After that you will be having sexy talk with other male users posing as a bitchy Eastern European woman and then mercilessly jerk off to ambient dubshit and be an asshole to everyone because if it is techno, by God, Deviant knows what everything about it. |
ChuckyTruant
06.23.12 | Did Snoxall really say that racism doesn't exist?
Wtf... |
WeepingBanana
06.23.12 | yeah my friends aren't really into this cult i'm starting |
BallsToTheWall
06.23.12 | DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL |
Recspecs
06.23.12 | I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS CHICKEN SHIT BULL SHIT |
camaraderie
06.23.12 | "Do you think the influx of tr00 pop-punk means the end of easycore (RIP)?"
"turntable or die"
"Albums that are an experience..."
"Oh my god how can Rush still be so good?"
or
"Did you hear how black metal that new Mount Eerie album is??"
Sea's friends are all losers. lmao |
camaraderie
06.23.12 | "except your mom :)"
What happens when you don't care about your mom's opinion. |
SeaAnemone
06.23.12 | "Sea's friends are all losers. lmao"
not saying those things means they're losers?
I'm assuming you can't read or something |
camaraderie
06.23.12 | I was joking, Sea. |
SeaAnemone
06.23.12 | yeah I was just assuming you thought I said the opposite or what I said or something |
Cells
06.23.12 | Then you become everyone else camar |
Recspecs
06.23.12 | Who the fuck is this camaraderie guy anyways. |
Buzzkillr
06.23.12 | It's funny how some you guys act as if knowing more about music than most people makes you superior to them in any way. You really aren't. |
Trebor.
06.23.12 | says you |
Recspecs
06.23.12 | "It's funny how some you guys act as if knowing more about music than most people makes you superior to them in any way. You really aren't."
Bullshit, I know more about music then everyone in this thread and I am not superior in any way. |
guitarnater
06.23.12 | I may be mistaken, but I don't think what Buzz just said had anything to do with this entire thread. |
Satellite
06.23.12 | "music's no fun to talk about in real life I'd much rather talk about anything else and I talk about music enough on here"
this so so much
nobody ever gives a shit
it won't get you laid or make you seem interesting |
Scoot
06.23.12 | just be yourself |
Satellite
06.23.12 | i've found that to be only marginally successful |
Scoot
06.23.12 | yeah because 9/10 times genetics are a cunt |
wacknizzle
06.23.12 | I don't know I've met a few girls who had good taste and were fun to talk about music with but it never gets you laid; by then you need to spend time with them and shit ugh. |
Scoot
06.23.12 | just show them plastic soul impalement and if they don't immediately grab your bulge they aren't worth your time |
wacknizzle
06.23.12 | Lol if I met a girl who liked Plastic Soul Impalement then she'd be the one and we could spend all our time talking about obscure metalcore. Girls never go for the bulge they just try and be cute by rubbing your thigh. |
YankeeDudel
06.24.12 | Playing death metal, or just metal in general, around most people who've never heard more than a few seconds of it
always gets a funny reaction to me.
They think you're the weirdest fuckin person on the planet.
When my little brother put on Enter Sandman of all songs (the most accessible metal song ever) when he was pre-gaming
with his GF and her friends one of them said it was "kill yourself music" and turned it off immediately. Note these are girls
who listen to nothing but pop. Most people think any metal or any decently heavy music at all is screamo. I told him to tell
her next time its "kill other people music". |
Puzzles
06.24.12 | "I had a girl at a bar tell me her favorite album was by nicki minaj. I decided to bite my tongue because she was hot. it did still drill into my brain with anger."
And you rooted her? At least one would hope so |
Puzzles
06.24.12 | "I heard they don't even drink Foster's in Australia though."
Fuck, I've never seen anything related to Foster's in Australia. No logos, no advertisements and I've sure as hell never seen anybody drink Foster's let alone mention it. |
Puzzles
06.24.12 | Yankeedude seems to have reached into my head and dug around a bit. That's exactly the shit I get frustrated with, but I just accept that people are people and relegate Meshuggah to the confines of my bedroom. |
Yuli
06.24.12 | One girl I once dated called The Fall of Troy screamo. |
Recspecs
06.24.12 | All the girls I've dated have called anything with screams/growls/grunts screamo. |