FlyntFlossy
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Artists That Rustle My Jimmies

These bands piss me off more than God himself.
5Botch

I really liked We Are The Romans when it first came out but then I went through puberty and started having sex with fat chicks. It doesn't even sound good anymore. It just sounds like Norma Jean's dad talk about how cool he was when he had a Camaro. Get the fuck over it. Nobody cares about your shitty band anymore and no one's going to buy your piece of shit re-issue that came out in 2007 you dumb motherfuckers.
4Rush

Tom Sawyer can lick my bloody asshole. If I hear another person do the keyboard "deedle deedle deedle deeeeeeeeeedle deedle deedle" shit with their mouth I'm probably going to jump into my neighbor's tiger pit. Fuck Canada!
3Opeth

I've heard better noise come out of my sister's wet farts. Every time my dad tries to get me to listen to Ghost Reveries I end up punching him in his fucking face but then he chokes me out because he's a lot stronger than me.
2Converge

I just don't get the hype with this band. It sounds like their vocalist is constantly having a hot screwdriver shoved through his peehole.
1Pink Floyd

Oh how I wish you weren't here you stupid fucking English pieces of shit.
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