InFiction: Star Wars - Ranked

InFiction 06.16.12	1 and 2 are pretty close in their quality, as are 5 and 6 in their shittiness.
Strider 06.16.12	I like 2 better than 1 and 4 better than 3 (I still can't get over the stupid "other deathstar" deal, and I hate Ewoks).
taylormemer 06.16.12	Throughout: shitty script. Damn, if only he hired some decent writers. Aside from that brilliant films, visually, sonically (first three represent some of the most breathtaking elements in sound design) and musically.
InFiction 06.16.12	Yeah, all valid points. Plus, Anakin's transition into Vader is interesting, if somewhat rushed.
AGuyIsWatchingYou 06.16.12	V > IV > VI > II > III > I
Polyethylene 06.16.12	1. Empire Strikes Back - bigger, bolder, better (best). Did everything A New Hope managed to and more. 2. A New Hope - not quite the top spot, but groundbreaking nonetheless. 3. The Phantom Menace - shut up, I'm a 90s kid. Hated by Star Wars purists, but I honestly enjoy it more than Return Of The Jedi. Jar Jar Binks really grates though. 4. Return Of The Jedi - oddly paced (the melancholy intro at Jabba's Palace lasts far too long), and several elements such as the Ewoks stick out awkwardly. Otherwise a classic. 5. Revenge Of The Sith - a CGI nightmare like its predecessor, but compelling and manages to seal the gap between the original trilogy and the prequels pretty darn convincingly. 6. Attack Of The Clones - let's just not talk about it.
TheNotrap 06.16.12	IV=V=VI>I>III>II
clercqie 06.16.12	Empire - Hope - Jedi - Sith - Clones - crap
fish. 06.16.12	IV>V>III>VI>II>I I like-love all of them though
fish. 06.16.12	IV is probably my favourite film of all time
Calc 06.16.12	Both KOTOR's>>>>>>>Clone Wars from Cartoon Network>I=II=III=IV=V=VI=>any other star wars game ever made except Rogue Squadron II and Battlefront II
Blackbelt54 06.16.12	IV>V=VI>III>II>/=I
Da11thMytrillSphere 06.16.12	Empire Strikes Back should be #1
DominionMM1 06.16.12	1. empire 2. jedi 3. new hope the others don't matter
WeepingBanana 06.16.12	"1. empire 2. jedi 3. new hope the others don't matter" correct sir. but if i were to rank the others III I II
Da11thMytrillSphere 06.16.12	I and II were bad, III is good but nothing special.
MetallicOpeth 06.16.12	empire, new hope, jedi, sith, phantom, clones
AmericnZero02 06.16.12	Now I have to go watch all of these again, it's been way too long. But if I had to rank em I'd go. Empire > Jedi > Phantom > Hope > Sith > Clones. I think episode I gets too much hate. Yeah Jake Lloyd sucks and Jar Jar is annoying but the lightsaber fight at the end w/ darth maul redeems both of em.
rockandmetaljunkie 06.16.12	The first and the second are the best of the entire trilogy.
Trebor17 06.16.12	Why even put 4-6, ughh kids these days
sixdegrees 06.16.12	Episode V is the best, although I wouldn't fault you for claiming IV is.
lucasjcockcroft 06.16.12	i have watched A New Hope sooooooo many times.
MyWife 06.16.12	i thought they were all REALLY REALLY GOOD??????????
Satellite 06.16.12	anyone who likes the prequels is a stupid asshole
MyWife 06.16.12	stfu the red dude ruled
lucasjcockcroft 06.16.12	red dude sucked
MyWife 06.16.12	he had two swords plus that old dudes 1 iirc u mad bitch
ChuckyTruant 06.16.12	I really enjoy them all a lot lol
Emim 06.16.12	"Yeah, all valid points. Plus, Anakin's transition into Vader is interesting, if somewhat rushed." Anakin's transition is utter bullshit
WeepingBanana 06.16.12	"Yeah Jake Lloyd sucks and Jar Jar is annoying but the lightsaber fight at the end w/ darth maul redeems both of em." lol this opinion
Satellite 06.16.12	http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/ obligatory
ZilbelPing 06.16.12	Correct ranking, though IV and V are interchangeable.
MMX 06.16.12	It Doesn't really matter on ranking as long as it goes the Original Trilogy > New Trilogy
MMX 06.16.12	Oh and EMPIRE STRIKES BACK ALL DAY
BallsToTheWall 06.16.12	123 is correct. Jedi is a step down but I still love it. Original trilogy or go home
BallsToTheWall 06.16.12	The problem with Empire Strikes Back is that Leia gave it up too soon. Her chemistry/bickering with Han in A New Hope really made the movie enjoyable. However.....I Love You............I Know
WeepingBanana 06.16.12	people don't give Jedi enough credit i luh dat shit
fish. 06.16.12	still like III just a bit more than VI I just loved how the characters were introduced in IV, so I like it more than V
BallsToTheWall 06.16.12	I love Jedi but it lacks the compelling zazz of the other two.
Trebor17 06.16.12	Action scenes with no emotional connection are so kewl
BallsToTheWall 06.16.12	Crank 2 holla at your boy
myhigherpie 06.16.12	If anyone watched the red letter media reviews for the star wars prequels they'd understand that they shouldn't even be mentioned in the same sentence as the originals.
WeepingBanana 06.16.12	how anyone can like any prequel more than any original is beyond me. III is the only one with any type of personality to it and even then it's trace amounts
Foaming 06.16.12	The original has aged terribly and the acting is clunky and awkward.
Trebor17 06.16.12	get out
KeithStone582 06.16.12	"how anyone can like any prequel more than any original is beyond me. III is the only one with any type of personality to it and even then it's trace amounts" This.
InFiction 06.16.12	Without sounding like a douche, the last time I watched the prequels (which was since I was a kid) I enjoyed them more than I do now, so people who like them might be basing that on nostalgia.
WeepingBanana 06.16.12	Liking something when you were 8 and unable to look at a movie critically doesn't make it a good movie
Trebor17 06.16.12	duh I liked fucking barney when I was a kid but I'm not going to compare it to empire strikes back
AngelofDeath 06.16.12	"Both KOTOR's>>>>>>>Clone Wars from Cartoon Network>I=II=III=IV=V=VI=>any other star wars game ever made except Rogue Squadron II and Battlefront II" I can get behind this.
SpiritCrusher2 06.16.12	KOTOR rules, but guys FUCKING NEW GOJIRA LEAKED AND NOBODY EVEN CARES, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS SITE?!?!?
SpiritCrusher2 06.16.12	THE GIFT OF GUILT IS LIKE THE SONG OF THE YEAR (at least for me)
FourthReich 06.16.12	Both KOTOR's>>>>>>>Clone Wars from Cartoon Network>I=II=III=IV=V=VI=>any other star wars game ever made except Rogue Squadron II and Battlefront II [3] except battlefront II was badass
andcas 06.16.12	empire is one.
Weesnaw 06.16.12	I and II were bad, III is good but nothing special [2]
Gwynbleiddsfang 06.16.12	KOTOR > Anything else from Star Wars, ever.
InFiction 06.17.12	THE GIFT OF GUILT IS LIKE THE SONG OF THE YEAR (at least for me) Me too.
cagedescending 06.17.12	V > IV >> VI >>>>>>>>> poop >>>> III >> stepping on a lego >> I >>> II
Trebor17 06.17.12	Very accurate ^
Sirob 06.17.12	well theres really no other way these can be ranked so you deserve a heart good job and a fuck you
SgtPepper 06.17.12	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG8-vjSd9Ww Go to 3:25 and you'll see a collection of stars wars memorabilia that will make you dizzy. its Bill from Mastodon.
AmericnZero02 06.24.12	"lol this opinion" It's okay to like jake lloyd. I won't tell anyone.
andcas 06.25.12	NOW THIS IS POD RACING
Rowan5215 06.25.12	Shit movies. Horrible acting throughout.
evilford 07.16.12	Bump your ranking is almost perfect but I would say IV = V The original movies rock face. The new ones are basically dumb bullshit except III is almost okay
Insurrection 07.16.12	V > IV > VI >>> III >>>>>>>> II > I
YoYoMancuso 07.16.12	V IV VI III II I
macadoolahicky 07.16.12	I'm personally a VI person myself
qwe3 07.16.12	i think empire is the best then hope then sith then jedi then i dont care agree with taylormemer script is just atrocious but w/e movies still kick ass
auberginedreams 07.16.12	i'm a big star wars nerd. my order would be III V VI IV II I yeah i really liked III.
auberginedreams 07.16.12	"KOTOR > Anything else from Star Wars, ever." KOTOR is amazing.
evilford 07.16.12	The script wasn't that bad I mean Chewie's lines are all classic
qwe3 07.16.12	i like the part where hes all HUAHGHHHH
auberginedreams 07.16.12	that's my favorite too.
auberginedreams 07.16.12	although "HREEEEAHHHH" comes in at a close second.
MetallicOpeth 07.16.12	lol at 3 being the best wtf
evilford 07.16.12	Best line in series "AAAAGHGHGaaAGHGhaAAAGHG. Gurgle gurgle." - chewbacca
Scoot 07.16.12	original kotor is still my favorite rpg
auberginedreams 07.16.12	it's my favorite western rpg probably, but there are better jrpgs.
qwe3 07.16.12	man i have a friend who is convinced that the dialogue is a major strength of star wars i dont even
DarthMann 07.16.12	correct ranking
Ire 07.16.12	prequels can foad
FourthReich 07.17.12	Kotor I Kotor II Battlefront I The Force Unleashed I Republic Commando
NightProwler 07.17.12	Episode I and II are just not good. Episode III is what made it OK to be a Star Wars-fan again. But still, the three original movies are the best.
Insurrection 07.17.12	"KOTOR > Anything else from Star Wars, ever." this is true
WeepingBanana 07.17.12	"i'm a big star wars nerd. my order would be III V VI IV II I yeah i really liked III." big star wars nerd. liking III the best. chose one
Da11thMytrillSphere 07.17.12	I enjoyed Episode 3 but is not exactly the best thing in the world, I fucking hate part 1 and 2. The others are avesome as hell. My favorite is the episode V and them IV and the return of the jedi.
WeepingBanana 07.17.12	V - 9.7/10 VI - 9.0/10 IV - 9.0/10 III - 2/10 I - .8/10 II - .01/10
evilford 07.17.12	I can see how people could think the scripts (of episodes IV-VI) were nothing special, but I love them. VI was weaker but still great.
Treeman 07.17.12	its okay guys star wars sucks anyways
evilford 07.17.12	f u
WeepingBanana 07.17.12	idk man VI might be my 2nd favorite. when Luke goes apeshit on Vader and the end, gives me chills every time. and i just love how fucking silly the endor battle is
MetallicOpeth 07.17.12	weeping you got it right, fucking prequels
Rikardur 07.17.12	The Fellowship of the Ring is my favourite.
evilford 07.17.12	yeah, it's silly as hell. I love it. VI is easily my third fave. honestly I wouldn't even consider any of the prequels even close. III was easily the best of them imo, but it's still worlds away from any of the originals. I do love Return of the Jedi though. Anyone who says they don't get goosebumps when Darth Vader finally throws the emperor down that electrified shaft right as he's about to kill Luke is lying.
KILL 07.17.12	dont see how 2 could be worse than 1
WeepingBanana 07.17.12	"dont see how 2 could be worse than 1" -ridiculously awkward love story -false sense of urgency -completely boring pacing/editing -retarded dialogue -horrible (over)use of green screen -hayden christensen
MetallicOpeth 07.17.12	at least 1 had some sort of a new feeling of fun and adventure, despite being a totally crap movie it had some fun stuff, the pod racing was pretty intense in theatres
omnipanzer 07.17.12	V - everyone knows empire is best... VI IV II=III I
omnipanzer 07.17.12	I was the beginning of the end, for that reason it is worst. Other than that 123 all the same over budget pieces-o-shit.
YankeeDudel 07.17.12	Phantom Menace had Liam Neeson. You decide what that means.
WeepingBanana 07.17.12	and 1 had some actually real sets
YankeeDudel 07.17.12	The thing that always made me laugh tho is how they made fuckin Darth Vader the Jingle All The Way kid and Hayden Christensen. They couldnt pick a more badass actor like VIN DIESEL????
qwe3 07.18.12	have you guys ever watched attack of the clones in blu ray its hilarious it looks like theyre in a video game
Lelle 07.18.12	Empire Strikes Back is the best Star Wars movie, no doubt. Ep. 1 and 2 are unbelievably shitty. And this is obligatory to watch for anyone who has seen Episode 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI
redskyformiles 07.18.12	Episodes I-III are shit. Empire is one of the best movies ever.
qwe3 07.18.12	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vskHXtPuvBk if youve seen starwars and snatch watch this. its fucking hilarious
MetallicOpeth 07.18.12	lol so good
evilford 07.18.12	pretty much what redsky said, except a new hope is just as good so two of the best movies ever, objectively
andcas 07.18.12	"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vskHXtPuvBk" fucking genius.
redskyformiles 07.18.12	A New Hope is great. It, more so than any other of the other films in the trilogy (there are only 3 Star Wars films, the prequels are just George Lucas ruining a good thing), follows the classic archetype of the hero saga found all through the world. You can break it down and dissect it like you would something you read in a humanities class. All the characters, all the scenes, all the moods fit so well because of the influence of Joseph Campbell's work on Lucas.
evilford 07.18.12	well aren't you fancy jk, I see what you're saying. and yeah, I guess from that standpoint I would probably prefer empire to a new hope. It really does kind of fit right into a traditional mold. but, at least for me, A New Hope contains more memorable moments as far as what defines star wars to me, than all the rest of them combined. but for the reasons you have pointed out, I also love Empire just as much.