Mariah Carey
Merry Christmas II You


3.5
great

Review

by patriciojuan USER (3 Reviews)
November 13th, 2010 | 31 replies


Release Date: 2010 | Tracklist

Review Summary: The cloying wordplay aside, Merry Christmas Part Two is an album that doesn't need all the trickery as it is as straightforward as a Mariah Carey album as one could find and what a joy it is to finally witness her sing.

'For the nostalgia' is a catchphrase Mariah Carey is trying to make happen. It is up there with her favorite words, 'bleak' and 'festive', which you can bet she's also trying to make happen. She almost succeeds in making 'festive' happen and it almost does.

Since promoting her 13th studio album, Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel, Mariah has been making constant reminders that her vocal chords are still the formidable instrument that they've always been, even after more than a decade of dabbling into Auto-tuned pop derivatives and rapper-of-the-moment-assisted R&B jams, by still making the inevitable and obligatory power ballads that necessitate the inevitable shriekfests. And Memoirs served mainly to do that, it being the closest she gets to a ballad-heavy album that does not recoil from the type of schmaltz that could have turned off casual listeners of her music. The efforts almost certainly point to the conclusion that Mariah Carey, the biggest star of the 90s, is trying to make the 90s happen. Like Gretchen Wieners and 'fetch' , sadly, Memoirs and the 90s Mariah revival didn't happen.

The future looks bleak for 'festive', but 'for the nostalgia' looks like it has promise thanks to Merry Christmas II You, her second Christmas album and second most ridiculous album title next to E=MC2. If Memoirs tried to summon the ghost of the old Mariah that balanced hip-hop and balladering, Merry Christmas Part 2 isn't such a terrible way to round the nostalgia craze.

Comparisons to Merry Christmas Part 1 are expected and how could it not: she remakes the overpraised jingle, All I Want for Christmas is You, touted as Extra Festive (Exhibit A), she tucks in a live performance of Oh Holy Night, one of MC1's greatest moments, she rewrites another original and children's choir-backed ballad, One Child, which echoes the mood of Part 1's Jesus Born in this Day, and most pronouncedly, she attempts in all earnestness to recreate another classic via Oh Santa! which in its efforts to achieve All I Want for Christmas Is You levels of canonization, people are going to find much reason to be cynical about, pleasing and joyful though it may actually be. She basically redoes almost everything that made the first one work and peppers the sequel with what she perceives is going be more... festive. Cynicism aside, Mariah, undoubtedly in possession of a 12-year old's mindset, aims relentlessly to please and mostly succeeds.

Probably unforeseeable to her, though, is the pleasure brought by the stroke of genius that is the duet with her mother, Patricia Carey, in a majestic rendition of Oh Come All Ye Faithful, which serves as the album's piece de resistance: it is a song in her entire catalog that never for a moment seemed like it was meant to be for a purpose other than to show how remarkable the human voice can be, especially if one is gifted with the right set of DNA. Mariah sounds most interesting when her once pristine voice betrays its age, when it shows signs of wear out. Not until her voice broke in 2003's Charmbracelet's has there been any visible evidence that Mariah Carey has soul. The cloying wordplay and aside, Merry Christmas Part Two is an album that doesn't need all the trickery as it is as straightforward as a Mariah Carey album as one could find and what a joy it is to finally witness her sing.


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Obfuscation24
November 14th 2010


3939 Comments


II U

KILL
November 14th 2010


81580 Comments


shes a fucking weirdo

Obfuscation24
November 14th 2010


3939 Comments


weird? maybe. would i tap it? yes.

ConsiderPhlebas
November 14th 2010


6157 Comments


Carey used to be fit but then her head got really fat

Obfuscation24
November 14th 2010


3939 Comments


which is why they invented brown paper bags

ConsiderPhlebas
November 14th 2010


6157 Comments


That manly jaw would show through the bag

Obfuscation24
November 14th 2010


3939 Comments


double bag it then

ConsiderPhlebas
November 14th 2010


6157 Comments


That might work

Obfuscation24
November 14th 2010


3939 Comments


[IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/346vl2o.jpg[/IMG]
i can dig it

KILL
November 14th 2010


81580 Comments


man hands

ConsiderPhlebas
November 14th 2010


6157 Comments


I'm convinced. Just need some vaso to take care of that dusty vag.

ConsiderPhlebas
November 14th 2010


6157 Comments


Many, many burgers and pies. And coke.

Obfuscation24
November 14th 2010


3939 Comments


id eat her pie

patriciojuan
November 14th 2010


19 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

My god, people are mean to Mariah.

Obfuscation24
November 14th 2010


3939 Comments


hey i said id do the nasty with her i dont think thats being mean at all

ConsiderPhlebas
November 14th 2010


6157 Comments


I'm only mean to her because I hate her and her swollen face so much

patriciojuan
November 14th 2010


19 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I should be so pissed but I'm laughing mildly.



Which reminds me geniuses, why is the artwork not showing.

patriciojuan
November 14th 2010


19 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

andcas why did she bring it to herself? do you know? please enlighten.



somebody please answer me with the artwork. thank you.

patriciojuan
November 14th 2010


19 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

but that's what made her more interesting, the crazies.

ConsiderPhlebas
November 14th 2010


6157 Comments


Crazy can be good, but being a total nutjob is a little off-putting



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