Review Summary: If ONLY it sounded like THIS!
For my niggidy-next review, I’m gunna diggidy- do Das EFX.
Members ‘Skoob’ and ‘Krazy Drayzy’ met west of Virginia Tech
VSU. If yiggidy-you don’t like the sound you can’t diggidy-deny
this album came out one year before Bill Nye the Science Guy
that’s 1992, figgidy-for those who have a clue, they were on that track with Ice Cube
So chiggidy Check Yo Self, and pick their figgidy-first album off the shelf
It’s the album that giggidy-got them their most critical acclaim and wealth
The-biggidy beats are riggidy-repetetive yet iggidy-unique
Even in niggidy-ninety-two the DJ tiggidy-technique
Makes me wanna friggidy-freak,
sneak a peak at your girls teets and briggidy-break your beak
Miggidy-maybe there is a riggidy-repetitive sound to the music
Biggidy-but in Hip Hop thiggidy-that’s how you do it
You scriggidy-scratch the best part of a track and make a briggidy-break
So you had to be on piggidy point and make no mistakes
Tiggidy-today the problem is deejays are figgidy-fakes
Take a liggidy-look at this album higgidy-here
this kiggidy-coulda been album of the year
if it wiggidy-weren’t for the figgidy-Pharcyde’s Bizzarre Ride II,
but spiggidy-sputnik didn’t even have this riggidy-reviewed.
The liggidy-lyrics are about siggidy-sex, piggidy-pop culture and political EX’s:
Quote:
Well I'll be damned, higgity-here I am, check the slang, hops
I biggity-bump chicks wit them chicks from here to Bangkok
You're Bedrock, now piggity-pass the blunt, sonny
And let me piggity-pucker up and grab my nuts like Al Bundy…
***'s thick, I'm quick to stick a chick wit my dick like a sniper
Type o, fella that's hyper
Active, captive, plus I'm attractive
Horse for the course, suck my drawers then I'm back, kid
Styley, rowdy, then yo I'm audi
5 wit my loot, got more troops than in Saudi
Arabia, maybe I, marry me an actress
Find her, phone her, bone her on the mattress
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Figgidy-for those of you who don’t lliggidy-like the way I review,
You shoulda knew before you clicked on the liggidy-link that was blue
Plus you prigiddiy-probably won’t like this album too
Cus you are niggidy-new to Hip Hop, so shiggity sh1t stop
It! Siggidy-Suck on my niggidy-nuts until they turn biggidy-blue
Then sue me, and turn on the tiggidy-TV
And see thee jiggidy-Judge won’t budge and lets me free
Because I own the riggidy-record labels that make niggidy-99% of rap CD’s
But this all happened after tiggidy-two thousand and three
Back in niggidy-ninety two, you can diggidy-do no wrong
And you’ll diggidy-discover Hip Hop gold like on this Album’s
Biggidy-Best Songs
Jussumen
If Only
Mic Checka
