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Old 10-07-2013, 01:08 AM   #1
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ITT Describe your sex life using only Pokemon moves

harden
pound
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pound
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Old 10-07-2013, 12:20 PM   #2
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string shot bro that's p weak mine closing move is hydro pump
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Old 10-07-2013, 12:24 PM   #3
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Old 10-07-2013, 02:02 PM   #4
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detect
attract
swagger
rage
body slam
submission
seismic toss
horn drill
toxic
rest
pay day
self destruct

in that order
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Old 10-07-2013, 03:05 PM   #5
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I don't know any.
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Old 10-07-2013, 03:09 PM   #6
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Old 10-07-2013, 03:13 PM   #7
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Old 10-07-2013, 03:43 PM   #8
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Here's yours Nadinus

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helping hand
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Old 10-07-2013, 03:48 PM   #9
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mine was clearly the peak of this thread cuz the rest of these suck
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Old 10-07-2013, 05:55 PM   #10
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submission
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Old 10-07-2013, 05:58 PM   #11
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megahorn oh ya more like peck
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Old 10-07-2013, 06:07 PM   #12
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Old 10-07-2013, 07:08 PM   #13
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pay day
focus energy
quiver dance
detect
destiny bond
covet
swagger
pursuit
charm
disable
fiery dance
synchronise
work up
final gambit
lovely kiss
natural gift
astonish
follow me
moonlight
night daze
shift gear
bone rush
me first
lick
natural gift
astonish
skill swap
natural gift
mind reader
astonish
trump card
helping hand
natural gift
astonish
cosmic power
explosion
roll out
yawn

this is a work in progress

i strongly suggest someone make use of 'egg bomb' 'odor sleuth' and 'mean look'
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Old 10-07-2013, 07:15 PM   #14
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as if you have enough time to use all those moves
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Old 10-07-2013, 07:19 PM   #15
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against six pokemon, most of them aren't damage-dealing, it could work
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Old 10-07-2013, 07:32 PM   #16
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Focus Energy
Horn Attack
Withdraw
Rest
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Old 10-07-2013, 08:00 PM   #17
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someone do one that's not boring/bad sex braggadocio

something endearing, maybe

this isnt my type of joke format, i cant manage
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Old 10-07-2013, 08:06 PM   #18
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my aim was to encompass every possible type of one by chronicling the history of a relationship in joycean detail but i got bored

i had great plans for the timing of 'worry seed'
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Old 10-07-2013, 08:15 PM   #19
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lovely kiss
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Old 10-07-2013, 08:26 PM   #20
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What, this thread actually got replies
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Old 10-07-2013, 08:31 PM   #21
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my aim was to encompass every possible type of one by chronicling the history of a relationship in joycean detail but i got bored

i had great plans for the timing of 'worry seed'
caddy smells like leech seed
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Old 10-07-2013, 08:34 PM   #22
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i did roughly one inkling of research on that

i don't think it went well

anyway fingers youre a top guy
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Old 10-07-2013, 08:46 PM   #23
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explosion
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Old 10-07-2013, 11:10 PM   #24
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never too old for pokemon red & blue

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Old 10-08-2013, 06:19 AM   #25
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pokemon sucked from day one, I used to tease my little brother for watching it and that shit digimon ripoff
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Old 10-08-2013, 06:33 AM   #26
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game is a 10 brobro
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Old 10-08-2013, 06:47 AM   #27
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I think it became popular in Denmark when I had just reached my metal period, so I thought it sucked, which I still do
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Old 10-09-2013, 02:38 PM   #28
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hypnosis
lick
karate chop
quick attack
quick attack
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body slam
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Old 10-09-2013, 03:08 PM   #29
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man, a gameboy must be about five dollars by now
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Old 10-09-2013, 03:31 PM   #30
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