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Old 11-04-2013, 02:08 PM   #8611
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have some faith in chemo kurrpt
i have very little

but i'd rather go out on my own terms than like patrick swayze did or something
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Old 11-04-2013, 02:09 PM   #8612
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i actually have a biopsy tomorrow

do you feel bad now kurrpt

i want you to say sorry
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Old 11-04-2013, 02:09 PM   #8613
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do you sometimes give her the finger

i mean the hand gesture
i have actually done this before

it was funny and she laughed but im sure that's not cool

but if you can't laugh about it, what can you do?
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Old 11-04-2013, 02:11 PM   #8614
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bring it up gratuitously in internet discussions apparently
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Old 11-04-2013, 02:14 PM   #8615
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i want chemo just for the weight loss.

can I do that?
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Old 11-04-2013, 02:18 PM   #8616
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i dont think having cancer or being blind gives you a free pass btw

i hope fingers made her see stars
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Old 11-04-2013, 02:20 PM   #8617
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too right i did
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Old 11-04-2013, 02:26 PM   #8618
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i actually have a biopsy tomorrow
skin? or bull?
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Old 11-04-2013, 02:43 PM   #8619
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not skin

dunno what the other thing is, im not a DOCTOR
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Old 11-04-2013, 02:45 PM   #8620
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Is it a commonly biopsied location? Because I can't think of what else someone of your (/our?) age would have biopsied
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Old 11-04-2013, 02:54 PM   #8621
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are there (age) demographics where they randomly biopsy parts of you for fun
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Old 11-04-2013, 02:57 PM   #8622
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well I can't think of any particular group apart from dermatological lesions where they'd go straight for the biopsy

but prostate, colon and breast biopsies are common after screening or imaging
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Old 11-04-2013, 02:58 PM   #8623
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I guess lymph nodes if there's no obvious reason why it should be up?
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Old 11-04-2013, 03:05 PM   #8624
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stop trying to figure out my secrets sanders
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Old 11-04-2013, 03:08 PM   #8625
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well whatever the case, it's highly unlikely to be dodgy unless you've some bizarre inherited abnormality
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Old 11-04-2013, 03:11 PM   #8626
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i hope you'll be saying that when im dead
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Old 11-04-2013, 03:11 PM   #8627
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dead sexy when i buy these boots
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Old 11-04-2013, 03:12 PM   #8628
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we all need to reward ourselves for unnecessary health worries
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Old 11-04-2013, 03:14 PM   #8629
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my doctor today was quite ugly and made lots of eye contact

this wouldnt matter but it was a woman and these are the criteria upon which i judge women
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Old 11-04-2013, 03:15 PM   #8630
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i tried really hard to make her look away while she was talking about something but she just wouldnt do it
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Old 11-04-2013, 03:19 PM   #8631
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this is why we now have lectures on how to recognise body language and shit, there's a bunch of autistic specimens on these courses
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Old 11-04-2013, 03:20 PM   #8632
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simply staring back had no effect

then i softened my eyes and smirked a little, like i might be into her

but nope

i should have winked or something
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Old 11-04-2013, 03:21 PM   #8633
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i can't remember a single thing she said actually i spent the whole time thinking about and messing around with that
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Old 11-04-2013, 03:22 PM   #8634
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licking your lips might have worked
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Old 11-04-2013, 03:24 PM   #8635
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i dont know, how much behind the scenes banter is there about patients you'd do
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Old 11-04-2013, 03:25 PM   #8636
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not all that much, but that's probably down to the fact that the average age of a patient here is three times our age

there does tend to be some silent judgement after urology clinics though
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Old 11-04-2013, 03:27 PM   #8637
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cuz i've felt some signals coming through from nurses a couple of times

nothing ridiculous but you know
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to be clear we're talking about nurses that are considerably older than me

this isn't a chuck story
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Old 11-04-2013, 03:30 PM   #8639
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i mean the hand gesture
almost choked
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cuz i've felt some signals coming through from nurses a couple of times

nothing ridiculous but you know
yeah nurses are generally horny buggers

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this isn't a chuck story
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