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Old 04-27-2016, 07:10 AM   #361
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also if youre judging the white sox by how the played against the jays dont because the team is playing like garbage right now

like maaaybeeeee they compete for the division but they arent a championship team
Like I said, who watches hockey.

It's like soccer for Chinese people, or people with astigmatism.

Yippee! He got the rubber puckie in the goalie! Yeehee!

What a boring prospect. Skating on ice? I fall in winter over the smallest frozen precipitation. Then to imagine myself skating on ice to be brutally mowed down by a Viking and have all my teeth knocked out. It's disturbing for me to even watch.
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Old 04-27-2016, 07:15 AM   #362
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pardon me but i dont give much credence to the opinions of those who wear jeans to the gym
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Old 04-27-2016, 07:17 AM   #363
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But you know what's a cool sport? Lacrosse. I like US National Women's Soccer team as well, because they kick ass. Conversely, if they sucked, I wouldn't like to see them. I also like women's tennis sort of ish and women's gymnastics.
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Old 04-27-2016, 07:19 AM   #364
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pardon me but i dont give much credence to the opinions of those who wear jeans to the gym
It's important. I mean, I just am uncomfortable feeling naked. And I'm also uncomfortable with people around me being essentially naked.
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Old 04-27-2016, 07:26 AM   #365
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Imagine a petite woman, young, attractive. Now suppose she's wearing a sashay, or cloth, about her.

Now imagine a 500 pound woman with a cloth or sashay around her.

Do you see what I just I did?

This isn't a quality argument. It's a proportional argument. A portion of the body ought always be covered. Muslims say 99%. Western whores say 5% maybe, tops. I'm just saying I'm not a fundamentalist but I'm not a whore either. Maybe 65%
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Old 04-27-2016, 07:29 AM   #366
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worst argument ever
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Old 04-27-2016, 07:39 AM   #367
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Then you didn't picture it correctly. The cloth doesn't make any difference. What matters is the respective area covered. I mean, you wouldn't want a 500 pound woman trying on a costume weaved for a midget now would you.
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Old 04-27-2016, 07:40 AM   #368
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we dont come across 500 lb women in not-america tho
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Old 04-27-2016, 07:49 AM   #369
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I'm pretty sure there's a guy in Indonesia somewhere with a 100 pound scrotum. If just his scrotum weighs that much, I'd wager his total weight is well into the hundreds.

Look, I realize earlier I was being a little imprecise, partly because I'm embarrassed with myself, and partly because the word. Legs bother me. They bother me really bad. I don't even like to say 'legs' honestly. In fact, when I order chicken, it's hard for me to even say "Breast please; Thigh please," because these words carry so much natural repugnance to me, that I become uncomfortable. I'll just say "Give me that one, and that one!"

I also have a problem with these sleeveless shirts everybody is wearing. THIS ISN'T A NUDIST CAMP, YOU FREAK. I'm so sick of seeing these disgusting animals, wretched souls, walking around trying to get air for their fat epidermis, it's not my problem that you're "dehydrated", it's not my problem that you're vitamin D deficient and need sunlight. Fuck the fuck off, already.

Let them cover themselves up.
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Old 04-27-2016, 07:54 AM   #370
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At one time or another, I've been diagnosed with thirteen mental disorders. You can go ahead and laugh, but one man's laughter is another man's displeasure.
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Old 04-27-2016, 08:21 AM   #371
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no one is or ever has here laughed at your mental issues vf, we're here for you in that
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Old 04-27-2016, 08:32 AM   #372
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Oh dear. What a nice thing to say, such a nice Canadian man you are. You're nowhere near as cold and dark as your Canadian winters, or some of your compatriots I've encountered. What an uplifting message to receive.
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Old 04-27-2016, 09:08 AM   #373
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Old 05-02-2016, 11:12 AM   #375
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has to rub it for good luck man
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Old 05-02-2016, 11:54 AM   #376
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I actually just picked 2 new red sox fitted caps

see, it was good luck
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Old 05-02-2016, 12:28 PM   #379
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he's fluffing his batter
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Old 05-02-2016, 04:46 PM   #380
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aw nice laur definitely go, rodgers center is a nice spot especially if the domes open, right under the cn tower

i dont think theyve even opened it yet this year but by the time youre there if its a decent day it should be
one time i sat in the owners box opening day and met rob ford
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got clattered by a massive guy at 3rd base tonight and have multiple cuts and bruises up my shin to show for it.
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Old 05-04-2016, 07:06 PM   #383
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ah the proverbial third base
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oh dear i just read that back with the added connotations. sigh.
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Hey FC, would you bump my mathematics thread? I'm too busy to go and find it. I want to all to you this morning about mathematics.
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i don't want to talk about maths
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jays are on the mend, all it took was martin shaving
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But FC, suppose I were to tell a few maths jokes along the way. Then you will talk numbers with me, won't you?

Say I was thinking, if going to pee is number 1 and going poop is number 2, then what do they call anal sex, -2?

Hahahhahahahahahah

I said negative 2! That's hilarious!
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yes very good, arithmetic works.
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But Laura, isn't that rather, limiting?

Oh, I'm sorry, you said arithmetic, not calculus. Pardon me.

Laura, won't you tell me who is your favorite female mathematician?
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