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Old 03-16-2013, 10:06 PM   #1
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St. Patrick's Day Thread




So who's drunk?
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Old 03-17-2013, 03:35 AM   #2
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its only 9:34am man, what do you think these paddies are, a load of alchololololololics?

i was so drunk yesterday that i swear i saw a thousand st patricks on the way home, fuck me it was surreal
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Old 03-17-2013, 03:35 AM   #3
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they were doin' some weird tribal dance too
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Old 03-17-2013, 03:52 AM   #4
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Aw, look, another shitty ethnic minority trying to feel special about themselves. The English rule your turd countries!
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Old 03-17-2013, 04:06 AM   #5
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don't be such a fucking idiot man. like i can take your bible bashin' bullshit all day but don't start turning your attention on me
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Old 03-17-2013, 04:11 AM   #6
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it would appear i may not have been so drunk afterall

http://www.wicklownews.net/Post/2013/3/4296/most-stpatricks-record-broken-in-wicklow-town

check this out mark, you might appreicate this http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yWPY4nnG_VE dancin' since 652ad

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Old 03-17-2013, 04:13 AM   #7
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don't be such a fucking idiot man. like i can take your bible bashin' bullshit all day but don't start turning your attention on me
Two thousand years on the Emerald Isles and your great innovation was the bagpipe. Ha!
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Old 03-17-2013, 04:14 AM   #8
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2000?

go read a history book. and the bible doesn't count preacher man
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Old 03-17-2013, 04:17 AM   #9
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My point, if you took the time to read is that the Irish for 2000 years have given us what? The bagpipes? And I forgot one, the jig. They gave us the bagpipes and the jig and this is the culture America chooses to celebrate. Why is your culture so special that we should celebrate yours?

And hey, if we want to rename February Irish-American month, I'm all for it, since the blacks are even less deserving then the Irish.
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Old 03-17-2013, 04:19 AM   #10
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And doesn't St. Patrick's day just encourage the inebriation and alcoholism that runs rampant in the Irish that has devastated so many of your families over the years?
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not sure its a celebration of culture

more like breeding and opportunism

ireland hasn't got a drink problem so much

sure its popularised by the press

alcohol has decreased steadily since 2002 with over 20% knocked off the total

also, alcohol consumption in bars and clubs has fallen significantly as a consequence

and where else would you get so many major cities getting out and getting down with the paddies

now shut up and go molest a sunday school kid
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not sure its a celebration of culture

more like breeding and opportunism

ireland hasn't got a drink problem so much

sure its popularised by the press

alcohol has decreased steadily since 2002 with over 20% knocked off the total

also, alcohol consumption in bars and clubs has fallen significantly as a consequence

and where else would you get so many major cities getting out and getting down with the paddies

now shut up and go molest a sunday school kid
Paddie, that what we call a pile of horse manure here in my parts. Another reason I hate this holiday because of that word. We clearly need a day for English imperialism.
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Old 03-17-2013, 04:33 AM   #13
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Old 03-17-2013, 04:34 AM   #14
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October 14th should be Serb Day.
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Old 03-17-2013, 04:47 AM   #15
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yes

and december 25th can be christian day

and then you can all shut the fuck about it ever more for the rest of the year
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yes

and december 25th can be christian day

and then you can all shut the fuck about it ever more for the rest of the year
Please AAA, don't let the likes of me get to you in your celebrations of your ethnic holy day. I'm just a washed-up fundamentalist troll who no one takes seriously anymore. Here: Have a round on me and cheer up you old sap.
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i'm working today

no celebrations for some mythical welshman here
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Old 03-17-2013, 05:09 AM   #18
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And on the bright side, just look at if we were fathers right now what great (and by that I mean horrible) fathers we would have become. We're just taking life easy right now, or I am, and I'm trying to encourage you to do that as well.
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you should be chemically castrated

the world isn't ready for your offspring
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you should be chemically castrated

the world isn't ready for your offspring
I'm sure my children would be beautiful, being myself a beautiful man who would only consider the most beautiful women for knocking up. And given that I was never successful at science, I think I would start lessons for my children at an early age so maybe they would be better rounded citizens than even myself.
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you're a real gent

the world needs more of you
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The world at times has had people like me in numerous supply but the world couldn't decide whether to honor them or kill them. So instead, they killed them and then honored them.
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Old 03-17-2013, 05:29 AM   #23
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you'll have to name a few so i get the gist of this claim
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I'm happy to be at your service. Just a few of the giants which I share a seat at the table with are people like Abraham Lincoln, Jan Hus, Joan of Arc, and John F. Kennedy. These gentlemen and gentlelady provoked at times during their lives many reactions including enamor at their honesty and fortitude as well as threatening conspiracies that abruptly ended their short lives. The world was not sure whether to honor or to kill them. They chose to kill them, but today we honor these men as great heroes of their time.

Because I am a man of such caliber, I choose to associate myself with cowards like the people at this board and prove to them that sometimes it does hurt to be smart.
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abe was a racist and said as much in speeches during campaigning

jfk a philanderer

jehenne darc was off her rocker

huss was a fascist

they don't deserve honor
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Old 03-17-2013, 09:40 AM   #26
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I got the offer to drive in a parade today and get paid but I'd rather sit at home and have some beers.
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Old 03-17-2013, 12:47 PM   #27
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happy Patty's Day one and all......now go get some.....




Then......

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I'm not drunk but I have two chilled Guinness' staring at me. I was drunk yesterday and Friday though. Very.
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Old 03-17-2013, 07:51 PM   #29
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Old 03-18-2013, 04:35 AM   #30
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nice, it that irish where you are from ando?
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