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Old 04-07-2012, 03:16 PM   #1
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rap battles thread

you guys wanna rap battle eachother?
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:18 PM   #2
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i down like willis off the niners
but the truth is MX got gangs of stinky loose vaginas
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Old 04-08-2012, 12:25 AM   #3
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pinkys loose in the hinds now
finger fucked simpletons baby in her spine now
Its easter
fucked mx in its keester
elfs like keebler
puttin up shelves like im helpin the teacher
fuck everyone on mx...swag
fucking fags
im such a bad lyricist im wack
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Old 04-08-2012, 05:50 AM   #4
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PSYCHE, THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBA

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Old 04-08-2012, 10:17 AM   #5
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quick flash gash catch the lash of a complex
flow finna splatter matter on walls like v-tech
siren when I spit but I'll shit on a cop
you fairy fag skag bags might want a stop
watch, your life is ending one tick at a time
seconds don't count when you're floating in brine
less than zero peers cause I'm one of a kind
uh, I pop pussies like glocks

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Old 04-08-2012, 11:10 AM   #6
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actually you dont marinate things in brine you brine them in brine

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brining
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Old 04-08-2012, 11:33 AM   #7
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i meant it as in being dead and in the ocean, but you're still cool
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Old 04-08-2012, 11:55 AM   #8
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changed it si it flows better anyway
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Old 04-08-2012, 05:19 PM   #9
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sorry if i go too hard at you guys. It's all joking I promise
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urine trouble,
isn't welcome to the jungle.
girls ask "wanna fuck"?
he says i "just wanna cuddle"
Destined to be your creepy uncle
bitter, living in a tent by the river
A fetish for gents in glitter
I got 2 billion ho's on twitter
That i sex right every night despite the countless fire fights
and the people ive killed
You at home with your warcraft guild
im stoned off green crack keepin it trill

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publiccastration
has a semen-to-the-face fixation
Its his natural medication, each time feels amazing
has the life of an anime asian
too bad real life ho's
don't watch yu yu hakusho


Damn i got off
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Old 04-08-2012, 05:41 PM   #10
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Also, does this site take stupid long to load anything for you guys?
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Old 04-08-2012, 06:57 PM   #11
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its been really slow for the last few days

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Asians dont rock with the glocks that I cock
Drawing beads like the grease dripping down from your frylocks
Spybot, search and destroy is what I plot
Against any fag rappers checking me out for blind spots

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Old 04-08-2012, 07:37 PM   #12
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yeah seriously i thought that was only me it's painful to go through the forum

luc's got that technicality but matious goes straight for the throat lol i like this thread
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Old 04-08-2012, 08:51 PM   #13
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strap up tight like an indecisive dyke
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:01 PM   #14
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sorry if i go too hard at you guys. It's all joking I promise
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urine trouble,
isn't welcome to the jungle.
girls ask "wanna fuck"?
he says i "just wanna cuddle"
Destined to be your creepy uncle
bitter, living in a tent by the river
A fetish for gents in glitter
I got 2 billion ho's on twitter
That i sex right every night despite the countless fire fights
and the people ive killed
You at home with your warcraft guild
im stoned off green crack keepin it trill



Damn i got off
dude that was nice. these kinds of threads are redundant but whatever ill have another go

matious embraces the cake faced bitches he laces with mace
pickin up hos on twitter? the only way he can get dates without rape
sits around his livin room in a costume and a cape
masturbating to rappers like can ox and cage
while blogging furiously from a tumblr page
when mackin bitches just falls flat on his face
i fuckin sat on his face with my lyrics
ate up his soul and shitted out his spirit
catch me eatin acid like timothy leary when i hear him
rap so i can stand listenin to the crap that hes bleerin

god i suck
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:07 PM   #15
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listen bum, so numb, no brain
feel like a hard dick shot full of novocaine

I flip scripts on suckas with limp dicks
step to this ya get ya fuckin cakehole ripped

fishhook
had a scar on the chest
from the black heart that the bitch took


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too bad real life ho's
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that shits funny
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:12 PM   #16
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urinetrouble got neckbeard stubble
he hairy, scared to pop his girl cherry
she look like a monkey, somewhat of a rarity
but she seem sad so i fuck her out of charity
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:18 PM   #17
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sits around his livin room in a costume and a cape
masturbating to rappers like can ox and cage
while blogging furiously from a tumblr page



god i suck
funny
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:19 PM   #18
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urinetrouble got neckbeard stubble
fuck you how'd you know my neckbeard was growing in? Haven't had a girlfriend in a least a year and 2 months anyways
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:21 PM   #19
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You guys are better with your syllables thats for sure. I really only make the last word off each line rhyme lol

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responses coming soon just need to blaze blaze blaze it up
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:23 PM   #20
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my delivery is completely lost in text, which might be good cause then everyone would know that im a total doom rip off
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