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Old 03-19-2012, 12:12 AM   #1
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You will never be this hipster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY&feature=player_embedded#!

I know some of you kids here probably think you're pretty hipster, but i'd bet all the money in my pocket that you haven't been this bat-shit crazy
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Old 03-19-2012, 01:06 AM   #2
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what the hell i was doing this in 06 get out of here lady

come speak nonsense to my face and see what happens!
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Old 03-19-2012, 01:46 AM   #3
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that poor spaghetti..
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Old 03-19-2012, 01:49 AM   #4
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yeah that was really demeaning

no one clapped for the spaghetti just the girl
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Old 03-19-2012, 05:02 AM   #5
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"So what are you up to tonight Gabbi?"

"Oh nothing much, y'know, just putting cold spaghetti up my twat while my friends watch, you?"

^Typical hipster conversation
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Old 03-19-2012, 06:08 AM   #6
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this is another piece of performance art people like to complain about

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2R5Pz4T15U&
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Old 03-19-2012, 07:14 AM   #7
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68

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Old 03-19-2012, 07:26 AM   #8
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posted OP to fb with comment:

"Hipsters. Nonconformist in the most completely useless sense, and yet rigidly conformist in enforcing this fruitless brand of nonconformity among their peers. The worst of both worlds."
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Old 03-19-2012, 08:26 AM   #9
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you're an idiot
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Old 03-19-2012, 08:29 AM   #10
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you're an idiot
if noticing that the emperor is quite naked is stupidity, then I'm not just an idiot, I'm a raving idiot
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Old 03-19-2012, 08:30 AM   #11
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stop with the fucking emperor's new clothes lines they got old like twenty hissy fits ago
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Old 03-19-2012, 08:34 AM   #12
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stop with the fucking emperor's new clothes lines they got old like twenty hissy fits ago
pointing out that hipsters are ineffectual, useless and hypocritical isn't a "hissy fit"

if they had any real influence in my life or the world in general I might be having a hissy fit but they're not so I'm not
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Old 03-19-2012, 08:38 AM   #13
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no i use your hissy fits to measure the waxing and waning of your forum activity

this isn't a hissy fit this is just you being a judgemental idiot

right now you're in the generalised snobbery phase

soon you will start deliberately irritating individuals then getting upset when they react negatively
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Old 03-19-2012, 08:40 AM   #14
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this isn't a hissy fit this is just you being a judgemental idiot
yes I judged the hipsters in this video as useless, aimless wankers

I stand behind that decision

do something about it
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Old 03-19-2012, 08:43 AM   #15
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i have

i have called you a judgemental idiot

i stand behind that decision

do something about your personality
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Old 03-19-2012, 08:45 AM   #16
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i have

i have called you a judgemental idiot

i stand behind that decision

do something about your personality
how exactly is my life negatively impacted by looking down on useless hipsters
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Old 03-19-2012, 08:45 AM   #17
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"tolerance camp: where the only thing that will not tolerated ... is intolerance"
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Old 03-19-2012, 08:56 AM   #18
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how exactly is my life negatively impacted by looking down on useless hipsters
cause some of the girls are cute
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Old 03-19-2012, 09:01 AM   #19
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how exactly is my life negatively impacted by looking down on useless hipsters
not in a way you're capable of understanding

but all the times that people make fun of you and don't want to talk to you

yeah

it's cause of this
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cause some of the girls are cute
had sex on Saturday

my dick lasted somewhere near 60 minutes judging by the time when I finished but that's because I don't enjoy sex all that much to begin with

it's basically a service I give out

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not in a way you're capable of understanding

but all the times that people make fun of you and don't want to talk to you

yeah

it's cause of this
frankly that weeds out all the retards

how will hipsters advance my ambitions to become a shadowy government number cruncher

they won't
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Old 03-19-2012, 09:06 AM   #21
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are you fucking shitting me

hey guys

had sex on saturday

i didn't come too soon XD
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Old 03-19-2012, 09:07 AM   #22
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bumpity bump

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frankly that weeds out all the retards

how will hipsters advance my ambitions to become a shadowy government number cruncher

they won't
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i didn't come too soon XD
pushing an hour is pretty exceptional when you consider the average
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Old 03-19-2012, 09:10 AM   #23
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it doesn't weed out all the retards

common misconception
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Old 03-19-2012, 09:11 AM   #24
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pushing an hour is pretty exceptional when you consider the average
not if you know how sex works
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guys guys guys, I know exactly what's happening here

fingers is a little pussy who thinks everyone can just get along no matter how stupid some people are

whereas the truth is, Hitler didn't go far enough
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no see the thing is

chris is probably stupider than the girl in the vid

he just really has a hardon for learning systems
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it doesn't weed out all the retards

common misconception
decent first-order approximation

and, again, how will hipsters help me achieve goals I want to achieve

they won't

if anything they'll hinder me
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the group you're alienating isn't restricted to hipsters

far from it

you're just 'weeding out' all the people who don't get off on confrontational, eccentric behaviour
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First pedophiles, then vegans, now hipsters

don't you ever draw a line in the sand and go "no these people are just too fucking stupid to deserve life"?
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not if you know how sex works
honestly I chose to start thrusting extremely hard when I did because I was getting bored and secretly wanted to get back to working on Project Euler

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chris is probably stupider than the girl in the vid

he just really has a hardon for learning systems
define "stupid" / "learning systems"
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