i have a trap door in my house

[Rev_Taco]

Originally Posted by bloozclooz

maybe it's a bookcase, but for rugs

you know, a rug book case

for rugs

A rug case!

[bloozclooz]

for books

[smith]

cheers guys

[Rev_Taco]

Originally Posted by Sad But True

God dammit seriously how the fuck would you disguise the trapdoor as a book case how many bookcases do you see just inconspicuously lying on the floor?

[witchxrapist]

fucking told

[Strum]

That's such a fucking hippy thing to do

Fucking hate hippies

Cool rug though

[American Motor]

or is it a shelf

[Sad But True]

Originally Posted by Rev_Taco

How is that 'disguised'? It's obvious as fuck.

[witchxrapist]

Originally Posted by Strum

That's such a fucking hippy thing to do

Fucking hate hippies

Cool rug though

australia doesn't actually have real hippies, fuck off

[zinc]

Originally Posted by Sad But True

How is that 'disguised'? It's obvious as fuck.

its obviously a place to put books yes

i dont think that was the part they were disguising though

[McP3000]

thread hijack complete

[RouteOne]

Always wanted a 1900s style mansion that had sliding book cases and trap doors with a French maid with fat titties.

[witchxrapist]

i prefer shapely titties to fat titties

fat titties tend to be amorphis blobs

[RouteOne]

well yeah I meant that but, ya'know


u kno?

[Sad But True]

Originally Posted by zinc

its obviously a place to put books yes

i dont think that was the part they were disguising though

It's obviously a bookcase, that is on the floor, and is therefore attracting attention, thus defeating the purpose of disguising it.

[spirit]

ever heard of hiding in plain sight, numb-nuts?

ioi

[zinc]

a bookcase on the floor is just as obviously a hidden door as a bookcase on the wall, maybe even less so

like there are so many better ways to hide a trap door on the floor, seeing a bookcase would just make any normal person say wow weird bookcase

[Strum]

Originally Posted by witchxrapist

australia doesn't actually have real hippies, fuck off

^^well someone has hippy parents

[Sad But True]

Originally Posted by spirit

ever heard of hiding in plain sight, numb-nuts?

Only works if it's hiding as something normal. Hiding as something abnormal is gambling on a double bluff to ensure it isn't found but even then any person with sense will still check the obvious places.

It's like trying to disguise a safe as a washing machine in the middle of your living room.