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Old 11-29-2013, 07:47 PM   #15061
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i think maybe once im ready to have a family i might just launch myself into that too and make it my focus for a while instead

that could be nice

but that's not anywhere near where i am right now of course

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Old 11-29-2013, 07:51 PM   #15062
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dw baby, i'll keep you in comfort
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Old 11-29-2013, 07:51 PM   #15063
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not like ive got some good baby names already lined up
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Old 11-29-2013, 07:55 PM   #15064
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dw baby, i'll keep you in comfort
i dont want to live in stinky new zealand though
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Old 11-29-2013, 07:58 PM   #15065
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i can't help but feel

that someone working as a careers adviser is probably not in a position to give that advice.
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Old 11-29-2013, 08:01 PM   #15066
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im just talking about this family stuff cuz i was talking about it to someone else and they got me thinking about it

i have so much stuff i wanna do before settling down

don't worry nadine you've still got time to sell it to me
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Old 11-29-2013, 08:02 PM   #15067
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i dont think im a few years older than you though

i thought it was two

or one, or am i being dumb
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Old 11-29-2013, 08:07 PM   #15068
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it would have to be at least one you mean

cmon nadine that's gcse
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Old 11-29-2013, 08:09 PM   #15069
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I was born in 91, don't you remember anything about me?
take your date of birth

take off a year and 13 days

tell me what year that makes
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Old 11-29-2013, 08:09 PM   #15070
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Old 11-29-2013, 08:11 PM   #15071
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let me help you out

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=12th+january+1991+-+1+year+and+13+days
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Old 11-29-2013, 08:13 PM   #15072
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yeah im way closer than i remembered

you're old nadine, god
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Old 11-29-2013, 08:15 PM   #15073
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now i just feel weird
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Old 11-29-2013, 08:16 PM   #15074
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Old 11-29-2013, 08:17 PM   #15075
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well its going to be hard after this revelation had rocked me to my very core but i'll try

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Old 11-29-2013, 08:17 PM   #15076
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look who's talking grandpa

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Old 11-29-2013, 08:19 PM   #15077
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Old 11-29-2013, 08:20 PM   #15078
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you look like my big toe after i fell asleep in the bath for four hours
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Old 11-29-2013, 08:22 PM   #15079
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Old 11-29-2013, 08:24 PM   #15080
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yeah yeah you say that now until the next slut comes strutting about
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Old 11-29-2013, 08:35 PM   #15081
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I turn 26 tomorrow. That seems like a sad age. It's like, "oh yeah 25, I'm in my mid twenties nbd still time to party it up. " But 26 is like, "oh shi I'm 30 soon wtf am I doing with my life."
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Old 11-29-2013, 08:37 PM   #15082
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Old 11-29-2013, 08:39 PM   #15083
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I turn 26 tomorrow. That seems like a sad age. It's like, "oh yeah 25, I'm in my mid twenties nbd still time to party it up. " But 26 is like, "oh shi I'm 30 soon wtf am I doing with my life."
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Old 11-29-2013, 08:40 PM   #15084
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Old 11-29-2013, 08:43 PM   #15085
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I'm 25 and I will be joining the club soon...my life isn't a backseat limo-orgy...but its okay, the purity and sanctity of life is undisturbed by these desire driven nuisances.
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Old 11-30-2013, 04:20 AM   #15086
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I turn 26 tomorrow. That seems like a sad age. It's like, "oh yeah 25, I'm in my mid twenties nbd still time to party it up. " But 26 is like, "oh shi I'm 30 soon wtf am I doing with my life."
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Old 11-30-2013, 05:00 AM   #15088
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hey sweboy can you help me out with a little l&r problem

so basically i've been with my girlfriend for almost a year now. i knew her a little bit before we started dating and hooked up with her pretty soon after she became single.

we have a pretty good sex life. she wants it almost as much as i do and usually our foreplay includes toys, and sometimes we use them while fucking too. her favorite toy as long as i knew her had been this particular dildo that she'd always had as long as we'd been together. i didn't really think much of it. sometimes when things were getting hot and heavy she'd hand me the toy and have me thrust it inside of her while i attended to other parts of her body, as this was the best way to make her orgasm. at the time i really thought nothing of it as i know a lot of girls can't cum from piv.

full disclosure i had always known my gf kept in touch with some of her ex boyfriends that she was still on good terms with and had been friends before and after their relationship ended. this one guy tom i knew after hanging out with him once or twice when we were all drinking together, and since she never spent any one on one time with him really i had no problem at all with them getting in touch as i still occasionally talked with girls i dated in college for instance.

one day recently though i saw on her facebook page that she had been tagged in a photo with tom from another mutual friend in some photo from when they were all together + friends from two years ago. i was reading through the comments when the mutual friend said something along the lines of "omg u guys were so cute together!!1 ". well tom replied to it with "lol haha well at least [my gf's name] still has something to remember me by ". i thought of course at the time they were just talking about the photo, but when i checked again a few hours later, the comments were gone, all of them, which weirded me out. i asked my gf what tom had been talking about, about what he meant with the something to remember me by comment. she didn't know what i was talking about at first but then told me about the dildo. apparently, when she and tom were still together, they had the idea together to make a mold of his cock using one of those dildo molding kits so that my gf would have something to use when she went to study abroad for the semester. and the dildo was the very same favorite one that we used during our foreplay. i'll admit i freaked the fuck out at the time and told her to get rid of it that instant, that i can't believe she wanted to be fucked using tom's cock while we were having sex. she yelled back at me telling me that i was acting like a jealous child and that it was just a dildo in her collection and that i was trying to control her.
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so yeah that convo didn't end well and we kinda cooled off a bit separately.

we had sex since the argument a few days later though we hadn't used the toy. when she was in the bathroom i looked at it again though and started feeling mad all over again. i never really thought about it before but it is bigger and thicker than i am so to speak which of course brought some feelings of inadequacy. i talked to her about it again bringing it up and told her how i felt about it, that i couldn't help feel that in my mind it was like she was preferring tom's cock to mine. she told me it was just plastic to her and that the only reason she had it was because like i mentioned earlier she has a really hard cumming from anything else but somehow the shape of the dildo was the best thing at making her cum compared to any other toy. she said of course my oral skills are even better but that when she is by herself pretty much the only way is using that dildo and not to take it personally, that it's nothing about tom and all about giving herself the best chance of cumming as possible. i didn't really want to start another fight so i just kind of kept my mouth shut about it.

still, inside i'm still pretty pissed. am i just acting overly jealous like she said though? i don't want to come off like those girlfriend's who won't even let their guy watch porn because i've been in one of those relationships and i totally get the control angle. but goddamn it makes me feel like shit knowing that sometimes when she's by herself she is using that dildo to get herself off. like, is she thinking of me, or tom? i know she said she thinks of me and what can i say, that she's lying? ugh. so what should i do cause i don't want to start resenting her for it but i don't want to start another fight.
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Old 11-30-2013, 05:42 AM   #15090
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fgs sweboy this is urgent

you've abandoned me in my time of need

i won't forget this
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