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Old 09-26-2011, 05:11 PM   #361
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should've fucked her, sissy

jk man seriously dont worry much about it, you probably like her less than you think. either way just get straight with yourself and you shouldnt say stuff like "i'm a virgin; i dont expect much" but rather "i'd like to ravage you right now" and roll, respectfully, with the proceeding punches
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Old 09-26-2011, 06:39 PM   #362
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yeah i'm not sure where he's getting the devious part from
as in saying whatevs she said to him. I'm not sure what common knowledge I'm mystifying with my bogus speak. It's all interpretive, I thought you motherfuckers were artistes here.
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Old 09-26-2011, 06:43 PM   #363
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should've fucked her, sissy

jk man seriously dont worry much about it, you probably like her less than you think. either way just get straight with yourself and you shouldnt say stuff like "i'm a virgin; i dont expect much" but rather "i'd like to ravage you right now" and roll, respectfully, with the proceeding punches
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castillo you probably made into a thing in your mind and she noticed it

now she has control
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Old 09-26-2011, 06:46 PM   #364
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yes you must core-centralize your emotions and exert them in a constant wave pattern, auto-firing sensory distributive sentiments, there by regaining control of your he-pussy.
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Old 09-26-2011, 06:50 PM   #365
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Old 09-27-2011, 01:22 AM   #366
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Old 09-27-2011, 04:30 AM   #367
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as in saying whatevs she said to him. I'm not sure what common knowledge I'm mystifying with my bogus speak. It's all interpretive, I thought you motherfuckers were artistes here.


if you don't know what a word means, don't use it

how the fuck is what she did devious

why do you say 'whatevs' like this is actually happening to you and you're being blase about it

why do you put the 'pocket and travel with' bit in the same sentence as the 'she most likely is a devious one' bit

i don't get why you spew so much bullshit all the time ALL THE TIME

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Old 09-27-2011, 08:23 AM   #368
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I don't post here very often. Anyway, on friday my band played a show and afterward I started talking to a girl who I'd seen a couple times but never really got to know. We went to an after party and her after a lot of talking, a few of us went back to her apartment and I ended up in bed with her. This was the first time I'd ever gotten with a girl, and she mocked me at first because she didn't think I would try anything. We made out for a while, and I told her in the middle of it that I'm a virgin so don't expect much. She said she found that 'refreshing.' After making out for a while, she told me that I'm someone she could see herself with. We slept for a long time, then woke up and made out some more then slept some more. After I left, I didn't speak to her for a day, and texted her yesterday to see if she was busy this week. She said she probably couldn't hang out because she has to pay for a trip to Vegas and work a lot this week. I'm paranoid that she's not being honest and that I just really sucked on friday night/saturday morning. Advice?
ok im confused did you fuck or not
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Old 09-27-2011, 09:12 AM   #369
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if you don't know what a word means, don't use it

how the fuck is what she did devious

why do you say 'whatevs' like this is actually happening to you and you're being blase about it

why do you put the 'pocket and travel with' bit in the same sentence as the 'she most likely is a devious one' bit

i don't get why you spew so much bullshit all the time ALL THE TIME
One who seeks to understand too much will learn much less in life. My gramma is a wayward style caught between the context and connotation of the points I profile. You generally ignore what I say, now that you choose to respond to I you come off frustrated...hmmm.
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Old 09-27-2011, 09:23 AM   #370
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Don't EVER say self-deprecating things to girls.

Like, even if you suck and she knows you suck you and she knows you know you suck (etc etc) if you express it in any shape or form it just cements your suckiness hard (this applies to stuff in general, not just sexually).

If you don't know what you're doing, ask her. "Tell me how you like it" "is this working for you" etc etc

But yeah, if girls have a genuine reason for not being able to hang out they will suggest an alternative time, or make a point of saying they definitely want to at some point.
This, saying "i'm bad at this" or w/e is terrible in bed. Never apologize either...I had a friend who did that after banging cuz he couldn't hold his load in. Don't apologize for that shit
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Old 09-27-2011, 09:39 AM   #371
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mainly just don't givva' fuk
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Old 09-27-2011, 09:57 AM   #372
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i met this really hot chick once who was in to fat guys and liked that shit so bros ignore nadinus maybe you will meet that chick one day
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Old 09-27-2011, 10:01 AM   #373
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what does a girl who likes self depreciating stuff have to do with a conversation about being self depreciating

i just dont know
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Old 09-27-2011, 10:01 AM   #374
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If you have that attitude it's unlikely you'll be gettin'a fuk again
if you're repsonding to me I meant "not giving a fuck" as not caring if you're deficient in some areas (while you're in the moment, anyways. You should work to correct those weak spots). ~*jUsT gO foR iT!*~
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Old 09-27-2011, 10:03 AM   #375
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i would have sex with ron more than two times
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Old 09-27-2011, 10:07 AM   #376
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i said she liked self depreciating behavior as well as the fat thing
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Old 09-27-2011, 10:09 AM   #377
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though i do find it amusing that nadine probably had sex with a guy yesterday for the first time this year and something similar to what she's talking about happened and she has had this horrible desire to share it with us in the form of advice
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Old 09-27-2011, 10:15 AM   #378
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Going to my friend's wedding this Saturday

Do you think an American Express gift card worth $100 is a good gift
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Old 09-27-2011, 10:17 AM   #379
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no

might as well give them cash

dont even put it in an envelope

just hand them a wad of 20s
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Old 09-27-2011, 10:32 AM   #380
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yeah I was thinking just giving them actual paper would be better

more freedom to spend
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Old 09-27-2011, 10:35 AM   #381
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thats terrible i was kidding
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Old 09-27-2011, 10:45 AM   #382
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get them this
http://www.bevmo.com/Shop/ProductDetail.aspx?N=40+4294966936&area=Spirits&No=0&ProductID=31356&Ns=SalesPrice|1
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Old 09-27-2011, 10:46 AM   #383
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thats terrible i was kidding
nah not just hand them cash obviously I'd put it in something


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Old 09-27-2011, 11:01 AM   #384
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oh shit im going to a wedding in november, forgot i have to get them a gift
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Old 09-27-2011, 11:22 AM   #386
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november is a long time from now
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Old 09-27-2011, 11:26 AM   #387
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Do you think an American Express gift card worth $100 is a good gift
yeah, that is plenty

are they reg'd somewhere
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Old 09-27-2011, 11:30 AM   #388
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I don't know. I'll find out.
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Old 09-27-2011, 11:34 AM   #389
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so guys there is an american girl in my class, what is some funny/sexy/crazy phrase in american i can memorize and tell her
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