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Old 03-20-2012, 06:04 AM   #3061
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Old 03-20-2012, 10:05 AM   #3062
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Old 03-20-2012, 10:31 AM   #3063
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Old 03-20-2012, 10:43 AM   #3064
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Old 03-23-2012, 08:09 PM   #3065
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had an argument with a girl today

she wants to make up but i think i should sleep in the other room so she knows who's boss

no advice needed im handlin it

you guys should look up to me
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Old 03-23-2012, 09:11 PM   #3066
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Old 03-23-2012, 10:20 PM   #3067
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had an argument with a girl today

she wants to make up but i think i should sleep in the other room so she knows who's boss

no advice needed im handlin it

you guys should look up to me
fine by me u want it more than i do
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Old 03-24-2012, 05:27 AM   #3068
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sleeping in the other bed is always a more temporary tactic than you think it will be
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Old 03-24-2012, 06:09 AM   #3069
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used a cheesey pick up line on a girl at the grocery store and snagged a phone number gonna tap that this weekend

don't need advice just wanted to rub it in before i rub it in
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Old 03-24-2012, 07:03 AM   #3070
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used a cheesey pick up line on a girl at the grocery store and snagged a phone number gonna tap that this weekend

don't need advice just wanted to rub it in before i rub it in
oh you think u gonna get this but huney u cant have this
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Old 03-24-2012, 07:05 AM   #3071
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i smack a bitch

like zeus throwing thundaboltz i be throwin my backhand

that shit called control motherfuka
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Old 03-24-2012, 08:37 AM   #3072
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jared comes back to "rub in" that he got a phone number

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Old 03-29-2012, 06:30 AM   #3073
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hey guess what i fucked her

she has a kid should i fuck her kid too or what
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Old 03-29-2012, 08:39 AM   #3074
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fuck her with her kid
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Old 03-29-2012, 09:25 AM   #3075
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jared comes back to brag that he had sex with a burnt out single mom
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Old 03-29-2012, 09:29 AM   #3076
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Old 03-29-2012, 09:45 AM   #3077
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jared comes back to brag that he had sex with a burnt out single mom
i didn't fuck your mother i have standards
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Old 03-29-2012, 09:55 AM   #3078
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but i thought you didn't care about consent
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Old 03-29-2012, 09:57 AM   #3079
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bros you need to stop worrying about chicks and live ur life
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Old 03-29-2012, 09:58 AM   #3080
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consent isn't the issue it's the fear of catching whatever retard aids she passed onto you in the womb
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Old 03-29-2012, 10:03 AM   #3081
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says the dude who poured his heart out after a psychotic breakdown

i'm not the one on meds dude ioi
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Old 03-29-2012, 10:06 AM   #3082
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i'm on meds like you're that fat faggot you used to have as your avatar
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Old 03-29-2012, 10:09 AM   #3083
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so you're saying i'm not a fat faggot

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Old 03-29-2012, 10:11 AM   #3084
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did you ever spin a dog on linoleum just to see it try and walk away all dizzy and shit

thats jared
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Old 03-29-2012, 01:29 PM   #3085
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i never did that
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Old 03-30-2012, 03:19 PM   #3086
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jared brings such an air of peace and tranquility with him
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Old 04-06-2012, 01:04 AM   #3087
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So I've run into a predicament recently, I've meet this wonderful girl and we've been chatting for a few weeks now.
She's absolutely astonishing and has a wonderful personality, great tastes in movies, music, and has a wonderful singing voice.
Here's the problem though, about a week ago she moved back to here hometown about 2 hr away so we've started texting each other and talking online, it's wonderful to still keep in contact except for the fact that she has horrible grammar and spelling. It's very cringe worthy too, it's not like she's shortening words or using txtspeak, its the fact that she is just absolutely horrible with the english language and spelling. This is a huge turn off, it now overshadows her personality and tastes. I'm really trying to keep this going with her, but it's hard when it feels like a 5 yr old is trying to write you a letter.
What should I do MX?
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Old 04-06-2012, 01:56 AM   #3088
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Write back to her so eloquently and pompously, and with most excellent grammar that eventually she becomes annoyed with you and the fact that you write like a professor from Oxford and breaks it off.
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Old 04-06-2012, 02:01 AM   #3089
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I've been dating this girl for three months now and it has been nearly ideal until recently. One night a while back we were drunken fooling around and she mentioned she likes to make out with her straight chick friends sometimes when they're all drinking. At the time I thought "weird whatever". But the other night I met her at a bar after getting off work and she was already very drunk. The first thing that bothered me was it really occurred to me that she's quite gross drunk. Hard for me to deal with sometimes. Anyway her best friend she was with and she at one point went it for an intense but brief makeout in front of me and everyone. She thought nothing of it. After we left I mentioned to her like "wtf was that in front of everybody" and she seemed surprised that I was bothered and said she likes to do that with her girlfriends and gay male friends sometimes out of lightness and fun. Anyway right now I'm trying to look past it seeing as it doesn't happen often. But I can't help myself from being bothered by it, and peripherally the fact that she can be such an undignified drunk. We had a pretty big argument over it afterward. I don't wanna have to bring it up again, but I feel totally compelled. The more I don't bring it up again the worse I feel.

Edit: like I really wanna tell her "nah I really don't want you making out with anybody, female friend or gay friend". The main quandary is if I think it's worth an ultimatum. Because I like this girl intensely, but I don't think I can make myself be cool with this.

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Old 04-06-2012, 02:45 AM   #3090
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Write back to her so eloquently and pompously, and with most excellent grammar that eventually she becomes annoyed with you and the fact that you write like a professor from Oxford and breaks it off.
The problem though isn't that it's perfect it's that it so atrocious I have to really work out what she's trying to say due to severely misspelled words. I basically have to dumb everything down so she gets it she doesn't understand what I'm trying to convey through words and various word play with various quips. Good with spoken word but the writing is horrendous. It makes it quite impossible to write poetry to someone who won't get it and then tries to write something back that is riddled with shitte.
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