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Old 06-12-2010, 03:41 PM   #1
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post your own lyrics here

the concept is simple; write your own rap lyrics here. i want to see how well people on sputnik are lyrically.
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Old 06-12-2010, 04:02 PM   #2
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meh i'm bored might as well, haven't written in a while, so i'm rusty

Twig, holder of a microphone battleaxe
rap tactics is that of a Marshall, I Mathers that
And rap is my home, tomb for wacker raps
spit circles around you, yea, i revolver gats
30 Inches on the car big as your backyard
I slap broads til their fat jaw be hittin the backdoor
And yall, say you can't be understandin this
tryin to re-write my words, but you can't deliver my twists
I spit internal rhymin words flying, shining like a bird
Pyrex pot cook it up, so you could say the birds the word
I rap in your sweet sick dreams with my sweet 16s
My verses slip so lean, I say I'm Mr. Clean
Cuz every time I make a rap, it's got that minty freshness
Yes, I am the essence of the best first impressions
So be aware of my skills, beware that they kill
or you might be the very next victim of the ill

prolly sucks but whatever.
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Old 06-12-2010, 04:14 PM   #3
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not bad

riddle me this/ riddle me that
whos the insane nigga that tucks the gat?
i ain't afraid of no bat
i got a flow thats
mysterious
leavin niggas delirious
bitch everything i do is serious
im ready to dump a nigga in the mud
drain his blood
cuz they call me blackula
and i go for ya throat when i stab at ya
abra-cadabra
the ammunition magician
crusin with a tom-tom like its an impossible mission

yeah im terrible i know
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Old 06-12-2010, 05:18 PM   #4
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I don't give a **** about rap, I just freestyle
Get deals while i'm eatin, add to my mealpile
I will file, cuz labels touchin the kid, Mike Jackson
Lawsuits everywhere, O.J. whats crackin?
Your collar bone probably, writing, thats just not me
I send the Feds to my Exs if they do not copy
Damn, I suck, but i'm better than you
R. Kelly Number One, but O.J.'ll number two
Damn, Tulsa Oklahoma, this is my Town
I Violated That Bitch all day, Chris Brown
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Old 06-12-2010, 05:41 PM   #5
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some people be wearin nasty hair and tank tops
while y'all wearin mascara and lipgloss
i got a hip-toss
that makes me moonwalk backwards
now i spit numbers not rap words
turn my speakers up so the bass go boom
powerful explosives/ your base go boom
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Old 06-12-2010, 05:49 PM   #6
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turn my speakers up so the bass go boom
powerful explosives/ your base go boom
fun punchline, same rhyme at the end nonwithstanding. MO PEOPLE RAP ANYONE?
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Old 06-12-2010, 05:55 PM   #7
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fun punchline, same rhyme at the end nonwithstanding. MO PEOPLE RAP ANYONE?
yours are pretty good too

mexican baking in the sun/ they call me the refried beaner
oj simpson or kobe bryant; whos meaner
acid spit/cannibalistic
reptile/animalistic
shaolin shadowboxing or wu-tang swords
cutting the cords, stickin organs in gourdes
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Old 06-18-2010, 12:47 PM   #8
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O.J's first verse up there was good, other than the last couplet
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Old 06-19-2010, 01:02 PM   #9
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kickin it like a tribe called quest, suprisin everyone with my funky zest
ill leave you distressed supressed depressed ill use your chest as a footrest, damn
while others are serving verbal ham, im cooking up bacon BAM this land is my land
but I happen to be moving grooving its hip hop skip and a bounce
so back up while I lyrically pounce or expect to get flounced
by the mad MC, raised by killa bees
ill eat you like a daisy im so crazy
the wu swarm said to protect ya neck so i did
i grew a neck beard it keeps me warm from the cold winter wind
and shields me from sin cuz girls can't seem to bear the hair under my chin
they call it fail i call it win but hey
i don't want aids, screw getting laid my loves already made
i just gotta find her, bind her, get behind her
wait that sounded kinda wierd,
well, RESPECT THE NECK BEARD
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Old 06-19-2010, 01:21 PM   #10
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kickin sumthin for the c springs
this aint a g thing
and im bumpin the city of fountain
like the tallest mountain
im hard to climb
when im at the top and your down behind
im psychin your mind
with dumb lyrics and a crappy beat
i do this to provide my family with human flesh to eat
cannibalistic ive gone ballistic
only showin the fact that im a human statistic
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Old 06-19-2010, 09:30 PM   #11
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ill knock yo brain out and leave ya head in a concussion
leave you thinking opposite like a soviet russian
**** missiles i got nuclear pistols
and atomic grenades
ill kill every top rap artist of the past 3 decades
got more curls than coolios braids
im like a wasp without a stinger im dead
make my body grey im the color of lead
ill pop out my grave and scare you in the head
thought you was brave now you covered in red
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Old 06-19-2010, 09:39 PM   #12
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they call me the rubber glove
much love
to ya motha
strapped a dildo on her
ruffied your dog and made her **** ya brotha

I get drunk for 3 days
My nut is mace
burn your stupid ****in eyes out
when i jizz on your face
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Old 06-19-2010, 09:44 PM   #13
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verse 1:
titanium tornados ; twisted metal
leave you poppin like corn in the kettle
if its a bet you wanna settle
then im playin cards
i aint spoony bastard, im just playin the bards
like Drake you better Thank Me Later
cuz i just killed all your haters throughout the equators
and im standin on the line of the earth
rhymes are more phatter than susan boyles girth

verse 1:
it was me and my friends back in the day
bakin in the sun; the weeds gonna decay
doin the running man backwards a.k.a. the jerk
i command starship fleets like captain kirk
got a bizarre vocal quirk
i sound like a nerd
i got a high tech computer
i wont cheat on my girl but ill still sleep with a luger
im a serial killer hangin out with older women; they call me freddy cougar

dont steal these. got em copyrighted under my name
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Old 06-19-2010, 09:44 PM   #14
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Hey yo listen i kick back with a slick attack
i made backs c-rack, and anybody who messes with me gets jacked
I'm flowin off the tip, you want some of this?
I'll leave kicked and crumbled to corner where you'll slip
and fall get ate like potato chips
it's like this its like that, and servin up that white chick
No jokin here i be shinin like a chandelier
leave rappers drunk like a quarter ounce a beer
and yeah, i'm mr. rapper of the year
oh dear, he made another flow that makes the other rappers fear
Man ain't no Tha Joker, habitual smoker
But I leave with your hands like a good game of poker
Now thats that, i jack tits jack rap
Jack of All trades, jack all day in the trap
I can't be believed, but i will deceive
and wack MCs won't know what I mean
when i say rip you out your sockets like a flying rocket

HAHA

I can always freestyle, just too lazy to write songs.

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Old 06-19-2010, 09:48 PM   #15
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Steal your words
hilarious
you precarious little twat

bitch *** snot nose
suck my dick
while mommy blows ya nose

please are your serious?
cheedar isnt cheesier
YOU MUST BE DELIRIOUS
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Old 06-19-2010, 09:50 PM   #16
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Hey yo listen i kick back with a slick attack
i made backs c-rack, and anybody who messes with me gets jacked
I'm flowin off the tip, you want some of this?
I'll leave kicked and crumbled to corner where you'll slip
and fall get ate like potato chips
it's like this its like that, and servin up that white chick
No jokin here i be shinin like a chandelier
leave rappers drunk like a quarter ounce a beer
and yeah, i'm mr. rapper of the year
oh dear, he made another flow that makes the other rappers fear
Man ain't no Tha Joker, habitual smoker
But I leave with your hands like a good game of poker
Now thats that, i jack tits jack rap
Jack of All trades, jack all day in the trap
I can't be believed, but i will deceive
and wack MCs won't know what I mean
when i say rip you out your sockets like a flying rocket

HAHA

I can always freestyle, just too lazy to write songs.
that is awesome. 4/5 what does the line:
"I can't be believed, but i will deceive
and wack MCs won't know what I mean"
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Old 06-19-2010, 09:50 PM   #17
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ya'll mother ****ers got some skills. my raps suck the most.
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Old 06-19-2010, 09:52 PM   #18
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ya'll mother ****ers got some skills. my raps suck the most.
come on do one
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Old 06-19-2010, 09:52 PM   #19
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nah they're overly sexual and mindless.
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Old 06-19-2010, 09:54 PM   #20
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just post it dawg.
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Old 06-19-2010, 09:55 PM   #21
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get more brain than a student learnin somethin
like dre, i keep that bass bumpin
slouched over backs these chicks be humpin'

theres a sex related rap
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Old 06-19-2010, 09:56 PM   #22
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I was told that I was good once... might post some tomorrow. Then I can be judged by the internetz as well.
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Old 06-19-2010, 09:59 PM   #23
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aight i did this incomplete verse way back when i was like a sophomore over the "Get Buck" beat.

My dick is hard
I'mma **** her 'til her nose bleed
hypnotize the bitch, and make her fall in love with me
i'mma stick it in her @$$hole, the dick will go in so deep that it will come out of her ****ing mouth
**** it, i'm gonna make her suck it, get on it, and just mother ****ing play with it
lick it, because my dick is exquisite.

yeah that's all i got, pretty bad compared to yous guys.
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Old 06-19-2010, 10:01 PM   #24
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I love it when girls sniff my cum like its cocaine
Your boyfriend dumb girl, cuz you give him like no brain
I'm quite tame, when i'm out, but when i'm in its like a got a mane
I'm a lion eatin pussy like a cannibal mayne
Owww, i'm sick like i'm vomiting
Tell your girl whats up, to her titties i'm prominent
To her pussy im the president, the one and only resident
She eats so much dick look how her intestines get
She shat on my chest, i had to eat through the rest
thank god she got choclate cake on her bum and her neck
So I could go down, and around and about
I make her moan and she'll be quite loud
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Old 06-19-2010, 10:02 PM   #25
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aight i did this incomplete verse way back when i was like a sophomore over the "Get Buck" beat.

My dick is hard
I'mma **** her 'til her nose bleed
hypnotize the bitch, and make her fall in love with me
i'mma stick it in her @$$hole, the dick will go in so deep that it will come out of her ****ing mouth
**** it, i'm gonna make her suck it, get on it, and just mother ****ing play with it
lick it, because my dick is exquisite.

yeah that's all i got, pretty bad compared to yous guys.
3.5/5

you saisd sophomore write? freestyle sumthin now. you might be better. my rhymes change in subject matter depending on what i last listened to

listen to some apathy
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Old 06-19-2010, 10:04 PM   #26
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Freestylin is my ****, keeps me from dying of boredom.
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Old 06-19-2010, 10:05 PM   #27
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Freestylin is my ****, keeps me from dying of boredom.
exactly. me too. i spit with some friends at work these days

aaslo, ima plug this guy here

www.jaydiohead.com

jay-z-radiohead mashup

listen to the 99 problems-national anthem one
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Old 06-19-2010, 10:22 PM   #28
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i heard some of it. pretty chill so far but doesn't even compete with the gray album.
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i heard some of it. pretty chill so far but doesn't even compete with the gray album.
beatles, for the most part, are boring. thats why i like this more. but dangermouse is indeed the better producer

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Old 06-21-2010, 11:04 PM   #30
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so fly homeh think i need a passport
rap tactics bruh u bout to get a crash course
Spend too much, think i need a cash course
Ride that bitch all day cuz shes a bad horse
Money all over green like a leprechan
no half steppin, look at the dope ya steppin on
pooptin on yall rappers rite through the john
Big **** commin down like a time bomb
im rite here, shinin like a chandiler
catch me like a catchers mit you can hurr me quite clear
I'm a big man, always on my grind
catch ya bein bitch, i say its hammer time

be on dat dumb **** lol

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