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Old 03-22-2009, 04:01 AM   #1
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Helping the vagrant

So I was thinking the other about how lame signs are that bums carry.

It makes me think that they're just playing of the cliche trying to get money.



Then one day I saw some other bum, and he had sign that said "SMilE" and he kept pointing and it was kinda of annoying too and I felt it was just a stupid ploy to get money. (he was asking for money btw), so I didn't give him any. So I started thinking my head what would be a good way to help a bum make some money. I figured playing of the sympathies of others is pretty lame, and doesn't really make me want to give a bum money. And the trying to be cute happy bum was pretty gay too.

But, I got to thinking if only giving money to a bum was fun. So when I got home, I got a piece of cardboard, painted a red square in the middle, and then proceeded to make a loop out of scrunched up aluminum foil and I taped it to the cardboard. I also got this empty can, about the size of a paint bucket.

I figured if I saw a bum holding this basketball hoop contraption I would def try to throw some change in and try to score. I haven't given it to a bum yet, I'm kind of worried they might be offended. I doubt they would be though.

Would you try throw change into the hoop held above the can?
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Old 03-22-2009, 04:08 AM   #2
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id slamdunk a nickle of mine and smash his backboard
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Old 03-22-2009, 04:10 AM   #3
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a nickel wtf you some kind of miser
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Old 03-22-2009, 04:55 AM   #4
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hes a bum im not gonna give him dimes or anything
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Old 03-22-2009, 05:00 AM   #5
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so long as you support the cardboard change-hoop bum giving initiative, I'm okay with that.
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Old 03-22-2009, 05:02 AM   #6
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i guess but bums not gonna have a very good outlook on life once i smash his backboard
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Old 03-22-2009, 05:05 AM   #7
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I'll make him a new one at the cost of a nickel.
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Old 03-22-2009, 05:05 AM   #8
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dude this is a sweet idea
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dude this is a sweet idea
thanks for ur 2 cents sweboy

have a good day smile
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Old 03-22-2009, 05:11 AM   #10
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i dont wanna smile noonz i wanna throw coins in yo face
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Old 03-22-2009, 05:14 AM   #11
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oooooo it hurtz so good
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Old 03-22-2009, 05:14 AM   #12
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I'd be more inclined to give him change I guess.
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Old 03-22-2009, 05:16 AM   #13
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ima beg for hope instead

yes i can
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wat is this a surevey
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Old 03-22-2009, 05:17 AM   #15
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yes i can
"Please put some hope in my Yes-I-Can."
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for the benefits of my bums!

and to see if I actually want to give them the hoop.

If I do, I'll take pix
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for the benefits of my bums!

and to see if I actually want to give them the hoop.

If I do, I'll take pix
"Please put some hoop in my Yes-I-Can."
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Old 03-22-2009, 05:18 AM   #18
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"Please put some hope in my Yes-I-Can."
oooh that's clever

I'm making you vp of the hobo helper committee.
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Old 03-22-2009, 05:20 AM   #19
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this is a survey top 5 answers on the board you have 20 seconds after i finish reading the first question starting now
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Old 03-22-2009, 05:21 AM   #20
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this is a survey top 5 answers on the board you have 20 seconds after i finish reading the first question starting now
what is this? the crazy joke thread!?!??!
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Old 03-22-2009, 08:15 AM   #21
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Old 03-22-2009, 08:36 AM   #22
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I would roll up a ten dollar bill and toss it in his little hoop thingy...lol
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Old 03-22-2009, 02:29 PM   #23
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Beats bums trying to wash your windshield and ****ing it up.. but in Canada they'd be whipped with coins
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Old 03-22-2009, 02:31 PM   #24
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i'd throw a quarter, nothing moar nothing less. more than a quarter, a huge clan of them come to you begging. no one likes that ****
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Old 03-22-2009, 02:37 PM   #25
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okay so I'm going to go give this to a bum next time I go downtown
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Old 03-22-2009, 02:39 PM   #26
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i hope you get your *** kicked.
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Old 03-22-2009, 02:44 PM   #27
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I won't.

I'm pretty tough and I'm nice.

I hope you don't get your *** kicked though, because I'm not sure about you.
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Old 03-22-2009, 02:44 PM   #28
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wha why would you say that? thats not nice
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i hope you get your *** kicked.
Maybe you should think about carrying one of these around
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Old 03-22-2009, 02:46 PM   #30
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i saw a bum's sign once it said "screw change, i want peace"

that's pretty good i guess, better than acting like a clown with a shitty basketball hoop
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