Helping the vagrant

<3<3<3 · 03-22-2009, 04:01 AM

So I was thinking the other about how lame signs are that bums carry.

It makes me think that they're just playing of the cliche trying to get money.

Then one day I saw some other bum, and he had sign that said "SMilE" and he kept pointing and it was kinda of annoying too and I felt it was just a stupid ploy to get money. (he was asking for money btw), so I didn't give him any. So I started thinking my head what would be a good way to help a bum make some money. I figured playing of the sympathies of others is pretty lame, and doesn't really make me want to give a bum money. And the trying to be cute happy bum was pretty gay too.

But, I got to thinking if only giving money to a bum was fun. So when I got home, I got a piece of cardboard, painted a red square in the middle, and then proceeded to make a loop out of scrunched up aluminum foil and I taped it to the cardboard. I also got this empty can, about the size of a paint bucket.

I figured if I saw a bum holding this basketball hoop contraption I would def try to throw some change in and try to score. I haven't given it to a bum yet, I'm kind of worried they might be offended. I doubt they would be though.

Would you try throw change into the hoop held above the can?

(*The Noonward Race*) · 03-22-2009, 04:08 AM

id slamdunk a nickle of mine and smash his backboard

<3<3<3 · 03-22-2009, 04:10 AM

a nickel wtf you some kind of miser

(*The Noonward Race*) · 03-22-2009, 04:55 AM

hes a bum im not gonna give him dimes or anything

<3<3<3 · 03-22-2009, 05:00 AM

so long as you support the cardboard change-hoop bum giving initiative, I'm okay with that.

(*The Noonward Race*) · 03-22-2009, 05:02 AM

i guess but bums not gonna have a very good outlook on life once i smash his backboard

<3<3<3 · 03-22-2009, 05:05 AM

I'll make him a new one at the cost of a nickel.

sweboy · 03-22-2009, 05:05 AM

dude this is a sweet idea

(*The Noonward Race*) · 03-22-2009, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweboy

dude this is a sweet idea

thanks for ur 2 cents sweboy

have a good day smile

sweboy · 03-22-2009, 05:11 AM

i dont wanna smile noonz i wanna throw coins in yo face

(*The Noonward Race*) · 03-22-2009, 05:14 AM

oooooo it hurtz so good

Interstate · 03-22-2009, 05:14 AM

I'd be more inclined to give him change I guess.

(*The Noonward Race*) · 03-22-2009, 05:16 AM

ima beg for hope instead

yes i can

sweboy · 03-22-2009, 05:16 AM

wat is this a surevey

sweboy · 03-22-2009, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by (*The Noonward Race*)

ima beg for hope instead

yes i can

"Please put some hope in my Yes-I-Can."

<3<3<3 · 03-22-2009, 05:17 AM

for the benefits of my bums!

and to see if I actually want to give them the hoop.

If I do, I'll take pix

(*The Noonward Race*) · 03-22-2009, 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Purple Water

for the benefits of my bums!

and to see if I actually want to give them the hoop.

If I do, I'll take pix

"Please put some hoop in my Yes-I-Can."

<3<3<3 · 03-22-2009, 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweboy

"Please put some hope in my Yes-I-Can."

oooh that's clever

I'm making you vp of the hobo helper committee.

~~ToxicVenom~~ · 03-22-2009, 05:20 AM

this is a survey top 5 answers on the board you have 20 seconds after i finish reading the first question starting now

(*The Noonward Race*) · 03-22-2009, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToxicVenom

this is a survey top 5 answers on the board you have 20 seconds after i finish reading the first question starting now

what is this? the crazy joke thread!?!??!

View Poll Results: Would you throw money to bums if they held a little homemade basketball hoop?
yah	16	88.89%
nay	2	11.11%
Voters: 18. You may not vote on this poll

03-22-2009, 04:01 AM	#1
<3<3<3 ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: clouds Posts: 5,941	Helping the vagrant So I was thinking the other about how lame signs are that bums carry. It makes me think that they're just playing of the cliche trying to get money. Then one day I saw some other bum, and he had sign that said "SMilE" and he kept pointing and it was kinda of annoying too and I felt it was just a stupid ploy to get money. (he was asking for money btw), so I didn't give him any. So I started thinking my head what would be a good way to help a bum make some money. I figured playing of the sympathies of others is pretty lame, and doesn't really make me want to give a bum money. And the trying to be cute happy bum was pretty gay too. But, I got to thinking if only giving money to a bum was fun. So when I got home, I got a piece of cardboard, painted a red square in the middle, and then proceeded to make a loop out of scrunched up aluminum foil and I taped it to the cardboard. I also got this empty can, about the size of a paint bucket. I figured if I saw a bum holding this basketball hoop contraption I would def try to throw some change in and try to score. I haven't given it to a bum yet, I'm kind of worried they might be offended. I doubt they would be though. Would you try throw change into the hoop held above the can?

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03-22-2009, 04:08 AM	#2
(The Noonward Race) it's gold son GOLD Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 50,476	id slamdunk a nickle of mine and smash his backboard

03-22-2009, 04:10 AM	#3
<3<3<3 ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: clouds Posts: 5,941	a nickel wtf you some kind of miser

03-22-2009, 04:55 AM	#4
(The Noonward Race) it's gold son GOLD Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 50,476	hes a bum im not gonna give him dimes or anything

03-22-2009, 05:00 AM	#5
<3<3<3 ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: clouds Posts: 5,941	so long as you support the cardboard change-hoop bum giving initiative, I'm okay with that.

03-22-2009, 05:02 AM	#6
(The Noonward Race) it's gold son GOLD Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 50,476	i guess but bums not gonna have a very good outlook on life once i smash his backboard

03-22-2009, 05:05 AM	#7
<3<3<3 ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: clouds Posts: 5,941	I'll make him a new one at the cost of a nickel.

03-22-2009, 05:05 AM	#8
sweboy YES HELLO Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: turn down 1 record deal every day Posts: 31,555	dude this is a sweet idea

03-22-2009, 05:11 AM	#10
sweboy YES HELLO Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: turn down 1 record deal every day Posts: 31,555	i dont wanna smile noonz i wanna throw coins in yo face

03-22-2009, 05:14 AM	#11
(The Noonward Race) it's gold son GOLD Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 50,476	oooooo it hurtz so good

03-22-2009, 05:14 AM	#12
Interstate Fear & Loathing Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: UK Posts: 10,174	I'd be more inclined to give him change I guess.

03-22-2009, 05:16 AM	#13
(The Noonward Race) it's gold son GOLD Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 50,476	ima beg for hope instead yes i can

03-22-2009, 05:17 AM	#16
<3<3<3 ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: clouds Posts: 5,941	for the benefits of my bums! and to see if I actually want to give them the hoop. If I do, I'll take pix

03-22-2009, 05:20 AM	#19
~~ToxicVenom~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: snake pit Posts: 152	this is a survey top 5 answers on the board you have 20 seconds after i finish reading the first question starting now