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Old 04-17-2014, 11:35 AM   #1
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Let's Be Teenagers Again: Yo Mama Jokes

Since I'm still working on the first chapter of "The Sputnik Story", I figured this would be a good way to pass the time. Yo mama jokes.

Anyone want to start?
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Old 04-17-2014, 11:37 AM   #2
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Yo mama is so fat...







The Malaysian authorities mistook her for flight 370.
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Old 04-17-2014, 11:40 AM   #3
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Yo mama is so greasy...


When she went to a fast food joint, she got hired on the spot.
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Old 04-17-2014, 11:46 AM   #4
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Yo mama so fat

she lay on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
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Yo mama is so fat...




Sonny didn't even consider sleeping with her.
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Old 04-17-2014, 11:50 AM   #6
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Yo mama is so fat...

Sonny thought twice about sleeping with her, but did it anyway
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Old 04-17-2014, 11:51 AM   #7
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Yo mama is so ugly...

Her face is banned in 37 countries.
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Old 04-17-2014, 12:01 PM   #8
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Yo momma is gassy...



They started fracking her ass.
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Old 04-17-2014, 12:11 PM   #9
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