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Old 07-07-2015, 10:05 AM   #1
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There's no excuse for what Jaret from Subway did.

Yes he is beloved by all. Yes he lost 100 pounds. I say, so what, in light of these recent events.
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Old 07-07-2015, 10:06 AM   #2
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I don't care if he lost even 200 pounds. What he did is still a crime.
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Old 07-07-2015, 10:07 AM   #3
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"But he lost so much weight, please, please free him. He went on the diet. Show mercy" No. Not this time
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Old 07-07-2015, 10:15 AM   #4
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Jared: "This can't be happening. Don't you know who I am. Release me at once"

Nazr: "Bon appetit" idiot....
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Old 07-07-2015, 10:21 AM   #5
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*Jared Statue is torn to the ground*


Child: "Father, who was that man"

Father: *weeps and howls*
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Old 07-07-2015, 10:25 AM   #6
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C:/Users/Jared

ENCRYPTED FILES: DO NOT OPEN

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Old 07-07-2015, 11:12 AM   #7
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a photo sure to throw a wrench in the debate
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Old 07-07-2015, 11:17 AM   #8
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http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/07/07/police-investigation-jared-fogle-subway-pitchman/29808241/
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Old 07-07-2015, 06:57 PM   #9
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What a piece of shit. They need to have a national filming of him being quartered.


With a Subway commercial to clear the name.
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Old 07-07-2015, 07:13 PM   #10
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I don't care if he lost even 200 pounds. What he did is still a crime.
the only reason this thread was made
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Old 07-07-2015, 09:40 PM   #11
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Old 07-08-2015, 01:14 AM   #12
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From what I am understanding, they aren't saying he did it(no arrest), it seems like he is trying to clear his name.

His friend/business partner was caught with it.
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Old 07-08-2015, 05:09 PM   #13
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I don't care if he lost even 200 pounds. What he did is still a crime.
What are you accusing him of doing? I think the story is he hasn't been found guilty of anything...yet? So STFU Spazz...
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Old 07-09-2015, 12:19 PM   #14
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From what I am understanding, they aren't saying he did it(no arrest), it seems like he is trying to clear his name.

His friend/business partner was caught with it.
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Old 07-09-2015, 01:06 PM   #15
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a lot of people out there are saying CP is ok. "but ando," they tell me, "CP can stand for other things. like cooked potatoes, or cool people." well i've said it before and i'll say it agian: i may not be as informed on the issues as a lot of the so called 'experts' out there. but that's still no excuse, in my opnion, for what jared the subway diet man, did.

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Old 07-09-2015, 01:15 PM   #16
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i understand there are rooms for differing veiwpoints on the topic. "it's ok to put your hands on a child in a strictly non-pornography setting," some might say. i can see your stance on the issue, and i can even respect you as a fellow person and a fellow american. i support your free speech rights to say what you think. but just realize, that, for me, expressing my own opinion here, my opinion alone and NOT anyone else's, that based on my personal value system, what jared (the man from the subway sandwitch store commercials, who has lost many pants over the years) has done in this current news story is NOT okay.
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Old 07-09-2015, 01:23 PM   #17
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you may want to eat more sandiwches, even the ones from subway's own sandwiche shop or stores, even after hearing this news. well, as the saying goes, "Too each they're own." i can, not stop you from eating whatever you want to eat. some folks like red, and some folks are blue. the'yre will always be room for a healthy productive debate. but i have said all i need to say to anyone on the matter. you may not, speaking as a person who has a christian background and a christian veiwpoint on these kind of things, do the sorts of things that jared did and get to remain a universally beloved proprietor and spokesperson and CEO of a successful american business.sometimes i feel like there should be a consequence or two for these actions. to often in america these days we want to give jared from subway a trophy just for participating. well i respect that everyone wants to win a sandwich sometmies. sometimes we all want to lose are pants. and then show them off when we find them again. but you cannot keep passing the buck, in my honest and humble opinion. i hope that you can all accept that, because all i am trying to say here is that i find what jared the subway guy did to be very controversial, to say the least

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Old 07-09-2015, 02:50 PM   #18
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He did lose a lot of pants but he knew that would happen from day 1. I don't care or feel bad about that at all.
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Old 07-10-2015, 12:08 AM   #19
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to true. sad, but true, at the same time.
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Old 07-11-2015, 08:46 PM   #20
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Jared's Footlong

Jared likes his buns fresh

Jared likes his meat on fresh toasted buns
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Old 07-11-2015, 09:37 PM   #21
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From what I am understanding, they aren't saying he did it(no arrest), it seems like he is trying to clear his name.

His friend/business partner was caught with it.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/jared-fogle-middle-school-girls-hot-report-article-1.2288141

he is prob involved as well somehow
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Old 07-11-2015, 11:11 PM   #22
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Jared likes his sandwich like his women: meaty.
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Old 07-12-2015, 12:23 AM   #23
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Why does the sandwich artist at Subway wear a hair net? Because Jared likes his sandwich like he likes his sexual partners: hairless.
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Old 07-12-2015, 09:48 PM   #24
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i keep clicking on my user cp here at spudnick and all i get linked to is this stupid website

so let down, man
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Old 07-14-2015, 04:22 PM   #25
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*Jared Statue is torn to the ground*


Child: "Father, who was that man"

Father: *weeps and howls*
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Old 08-19-2015, 01:41 PM   #26
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Anyone notice how the Subway bread options have the same shape and size as human dicks? The "six inch" for an average-sized man, the "footlong" for an unusually large dick and the "flatbread" for a dick that was in an accident. I realized that when I was thinking about prison rape today
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Old 08-19-2015, 01:43 PM   #27
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Old 08-19-2015, 01:46 PM   #28
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Jared often "ordered" a "footlong" sandwich during his years as a free man. Now, instead, he will be raped in prison by convicts. Funny how that works
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Nothing funny about pedophiles

You seem to be obsessed with Jarod
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Anyone notice how the Subway bread options have the same shape and size as human dicks? The "six inch" for an average-sized man, the "footlong" for an unusually large dick and the "flatbread" for a dick that was in an accident. I realized that when I was thinking about prison rape today
*fantasizing

fantasizing about prison rape, you mean
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