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Old 04-16-2016, 10:22 PM   #1
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Mr. Papanicolauo presents the American Academy of Gynecology

It was the winter of 1928 when Drs. Papanicolaou and Papageorgio were hard at work developing a new technique for the detection of cervical cancer, a dreaded disease killings millions of women every year throughout the world.

Papageorgio: I've done it! Papanicolaou! I've done it! Egads!

Papanicolaou: What is it Papageorgio, what did you find?

Papageorgio: I found a solution! We will be the saviors of womankind! We will bring health and long living to many with this! And I am making it free to all mankind in honor of my mother!

But Papanicolaou did not like this plan. A greedy, money-obsessed man, who was only concerned with self-enrichment, immediately sought maneuvers to divest Dr. Papageorgio of his discovery and announce to medical science that HE and he alone had made the discovery, and become rich.

That night while Dr. Papageorgio sat down for his evening tea, a ritual in his Greek household, Dr. Papanicolaou slipped a potent ingredient, poison, therein.

Papageorgio: What is this? I suddenly feel light-headed. What are these penguins doing in my room?

Indeed, we are told the last words he said before his untimely passing were, "What are these penguins doing in my room?"

So in the year 1929, Dr. Papanicolaou is introduced to the American Academy of Gynecologists, to announce the discovery of 'his' new procedure, which we know today as 'Pap smear'.

The 1929 American Academy of Gynecology

Papanicolaou: Ladies and gentlemen, but especially ladies, or should I say, To whom it may concern (though a Greek native, who in nowise shied from puns). It is with great pleasure for me to announce the discovery of a new diagnostic procedure which will surely make the world a better place...

Thus speaketh the book of history.
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Old 04-16-2016, 10:29 PM   #2
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Papanicolaou. such a common american name

so many holes in this (no pun intended)
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Old 04-16-2016, 11:47 PM   #3
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Old 04-17-2016, 12:23 AM   #4
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Occasionally, I feel the need to write semi-fictional, or mostly fictional, accounts of real persons or events that are mildly humorous, and maybe even catalyze the ability of people to consider new things or old things from new perspectives. So that's why I post short stories here sometimes.

Bonus points for anyone who can tell me how many of my threads have been about pap smears.
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Old 04-17-2016, 12:24 AM   #5
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lol do you even know?


i lost count circa 2010
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Old 04-17-2016, 12:26 AM   #6
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http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=637825

This one is pretty funny.
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